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Doctor Dre · 07-12-2006, 09:28 PM

Is officially my new pickup line. What's yours ?

ProducerCashDave · 07-12-2006, 09:29 PM

"Nice ass"

reynold · 07-12-2006, 09:33 PM

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

Mr. Romance · 07-12-2006, 09:35 PM

How much?

Mr. Romance

Nookster · 07-12-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

lol that's a good one.

czarina · 07-12-2006, 10:13 PM

you are going to get slapped.

NoWhErE · 07-12-2006, 10:13 PM

"If you find Dre's pickup line lame, you can buy me a drink and then we'll head back to my place"

Doctor Dre · 07-12-2006, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

"If you find Dre's pickup line lame, you can buy me a drink and then we'll head back to my place"

Hitting on girls now ? I'l snitch it to to your gf

NoWhErE · 07-12-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

Hitting on girls now ? I'l snitch it to to your gf

You know me bro, I don't hit on girls, they hit on me

Doctor Dre · 07-12-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

You know me bro, I don't hit on girls, they hit on me

Oh yeah I forgot that part... ;)

CaptainHowdy · 07-12-2006, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina

you are going to get slapped.

Great then

!!

fallenmuffin · 07-12-2006, 10:21 PM

So, would you, i mean, uh, do you, maybe, uh you'd like, oh man.. you know.. we could, possibly do, uh, something maybe some time?

It's cool chicks love it. Something about my sweet shy studder (not really a studder more of a nervous mummbly). They all want to "takecare" of me, lol.

TroubleTonya · 07-12-2006, 10:21 PM

My all time favorite pick up line is "I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?" hehehe

Bdiddy · 07-12-2006, 10:24 PM

"Candybars!!!"

Alex · 07-12-2006, 10:26 PM

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

Never fails.

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:26 PM

"You've been a bad girl ...go to my room!"

this is unexpected and catches them. also, chicks love the roleplay aspect of it. also, you have to be confident to say it, not just "the funny guy", and they love confidence.

selena · 07-12-2006, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

Never fails.

Degenerate · 07-12-2006, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

Never fails.

My new favorite.

blazi · 07-12-2006, 10:29 PM

lol, that's a good pickup line 'cause it's short and to the point

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:32 PM

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the BED ROCK."

ultra cheese

CamsLord · 07-12-2006, 10:33 PM

good one fatman1

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:34 PM

"I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all i need is U."

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:35 PM

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

careful with this one; could go either way LMAO

notabook · 07-12-2006, 10:35 PM

"Have you ever seen a penis this small?"

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:41 PM

";)"

...who's handsome enough to make THAT one work?? lol

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:43 PM

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

> 10. "I'm down here"
> 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
> 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
> 7. "I can get you off the naughty list"
> 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
> 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
> 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
> at Keebler"
> 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
> 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
> 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

Kimo · 07-12-2006, 10:44 PM

yo shawty

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo

yo shawty

that's all it takes when your hung like Kimo.

fatman1 · 07-12-2006, 10:50 PM

it's ya burrthday

fallenmuffin · 07-12-2006, 10:52 PM

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

NoWhErE · 07-12-2006, 10:55 PM

"Whats your GFY handle?"

Fucksakes · 07-12-2006, 10:59 PM

get in, how much?

NoWhErE · 07-12-2006, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes

get in, how much?

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fatman1 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ancaster, Ontario Posts: 340	"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you." careful with this one; could go either way LMAO

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07-12-2006, 10:41 PM	#25
fatman1 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ancaster, Ontario Posts: 340	";)" ...who's handsome enough to make THAT one work?? lol

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fatman1 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Ancaster, Ontario Posts: 340	Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines > 10. "I'm down here" > 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy" > 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi" > 7. "I can get you off the naughty list" > 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys" > 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra." > 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over > at Keebler" > 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man" > 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig" > 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

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