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  • Doctor Dre
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 51692

    #1

    Sit on my face and i'll guess your weight

    Is officially my new pickup line. What's yours ?
    Originally posted by rayadp05
    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
  • ProducerCashDave
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2006
    • 3983

    #2
    "Nice ass"
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    • reynold
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Oct 2002
      • 51271

      #3
      Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

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      • Mr. Romance
        The Face of Romance and the Symbol of Freedom
        • Mar 2005
        • 7821

        #4
        How much?


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        • Nookster
          Confirmed IT Professional
          • Nov 2005
          • 3744

          #5
          Originally posted by reynold
          Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
          lol that's a good one.
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          • czarina
            Webmaster Extraordinaire
            • Jul 2002
            • 10751

            #6
            you are going to get slapped.

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            • NoWhErE
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2005
              • 10583

              #7
              "If you find Dre's pickup line lame, you can buy me a drink and then we'll head back to my place"
              skype: lordofthecameltoe

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              • Doctor Dre
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jan 2001
                • 51692

                #8
                Originally posted by NoWhErE
                "If you find Dre's pickup line lame, you can buy me a drink and then we'll head back to my place"
                Hitting on girls now ? I'l snitch it to to your gf
                Originally posted by rayadp05
                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                • NoWhErE
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Sep 2005
                  • 10583

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                  Hitting on girls now ? I'l snitch it to to your gf


                  You know me bro, I don't hit on girls, they hit on me
                  skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                  • Doctor Dre
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 51692

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NoWhErE
                    You know me bro, I don't hit on girls, they hit on me
                    Oh yeah I forgot that part... ;)
                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94031

                      #11
                      Originally posted by czarina
                      you are going to get slapped.
                      Great then !!

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                      • fallenmuffin
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 8170

                        #12
                        So, would you, i mean, uh, do you, maybe, uh you'd like, oh man.. you know.. we could, possibly do, uh, something maybe some time?

                        It's cool chicks love it. Something about my sweet shy studder (not really a studder more of a nervous mummbly). They all want to "takecare" of me, lol.

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                        • TroubleTonya
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 1168

                          #13
                          My all time favorite pick up line is "I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?" hehehe
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                          • Bdiddy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 2456

                            #14
                            "Candybars!!!"
                            "..and which one of you had the prime rib?" - Waiter

                            "frankly, I don't see how that's any of your business!" - Peter Griffin

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                            • Alex
                              So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 10963

                              #15
                              Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

                              Never fails.
                              Care about me?
                              Who?
                              Me!
                              Who?

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                              • fatman1
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 340

                                #16
                                "You've been a bad girl ...go to my room!"

                                this is unexpected and catches them. also, chicks love the roleplay aspect of it. also, you have to be confident to say it, not just "the funny guy", and they love confidence.

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                                • selena
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 7995

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Alex
                                  Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

                                  Never fails.
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                                  • Degenerate
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 1294

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Alex
                                    Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

                                    Never fails.
                                    My new favorite.
                                    .

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                                    • blazi
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 4321

                                      #19
                                      lol, that's a good pickup line 'cause it's short and to the point

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                                      • fatman1
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 340

                                        #20
                                        "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the BED ROCK."

                                        ultra cheese

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                                        • CamsLord
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2006
                                          • 3663

                                          #21
                                          good one fatman1
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                                          • fatman1
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 340

                                            #22
                                            "I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all i need is U."

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                                            • fatman1
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 340

                                              #23
                                              "Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

                                              careful with this one; could go either way LMAO

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                                              • notabook
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 9748

                                                #24
                                                "Have you ever seen a penis this small?"

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                                                • fatman1
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 340

                                                  #25
                                                  ";)"


                                                  ...who's handsome enough to make THAT one work?? lol

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                                                  • fatman1
                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 340

                                                    #26
                                                    Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

                                                    > 10. "I'm down here"
                                                    > 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
                                                    > 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
                                                    > 7. "I can get you off the naughty list"
                                                    > 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
                                                    > 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
                                                    > 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
                                                    > at Keebler"
                                                    > 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
                                                    > 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
                                                    > 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

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                                                    • Kimo
                                                      ...
                                                      • Jan 2006
                                                      • 11542

                                                      #27
                                                      yo shawty
                                                      ...

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                                                      • fatman1
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Oct 2005
                                                        • 340

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Kimo
                                                        yo shawty
                                                        that's all it takes when your hung like Kimo.

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                                                        • fatman1
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 340

                                                          #29
                                                          it's ya burrthday

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                                                          • fallenmuffin
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Nov 2005
                                                            • 8170

                                                            #30
                                                            Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

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                                                            • NoWhErE
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                              • 10583

                                                              #31
                                                              "Whats your GFY handle?"
                                                              skype: lordofthecameltoe

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                                                              • Fucksakes
                                                                Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                                                • Dec 2003
                                                                • 7567

                                                                #32
                                                                get in, how much?

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                                                                • NoWhErE
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 10583

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Fucksakes
                                                                  get in, how much?

                                                                  skype: lordofthecameltoe

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