Sit on my face and i'll guess your weight
 

Is officially my new pickup line. What's yours ?

"Nice ass"

Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before? :pimp

How much?


Mr. Romance

lol that's a good one. :thumbsup

you are going to get slapped.

"If you find Dre's pickup line lame, you can buy me a drink and then we'll head back to my place"

Hitting on girls now ? I'l snitch it to to your gf

You know me bro, I don't hit on girls, they hit on me :)

Oh yeah I forgot that part... ;)

Great then :pimp !!

So, would you, i mean, uh, do you, maybe, uh you'd like, oh man.. you know.. we could, possibly do, uh, something maybe some time?

It's cool chicks love it. Something about my sweet shy studder (not really a studder more of a nervous mummbly). They all want to "takecare" of me, lol.

My all time favorite pick up line is "I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?" hehehe

"Candybars!!!"

Does This Rag Smell Like Chloroform To You?

Never fails.

"You've been a bad girl ...go to my room!"

this is unexpected and catches them. also, chicks love the roleplay aspect of it. also, you have to be confident to say it, not just "the funny guy", and they love confidence.

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My new favorite.

lol, that's a good pickup line 'cause it's short and to the point :)

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make the BED ROCK."

ultra cheese

good one fatman1

"I've got the F, the C, and the K. Now all i need is U."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."

careful with this one; could go either way LMAO

"Have you ever seen a penis this small?"

";)"


...who's handsome enough to make THAT one work?? lol

Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines

> 10. "I'm down here"
> 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
> 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
> 7. "I can get you off the naughty list"
> 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
> 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
> 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
> at Keebler"
> 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
> 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
> 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

yo shawty

that's all it takes when your hung like Kimo.

it's ya burrthday

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

"Whats your GFY handle?"

get in, how much?

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