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Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
> 10. "I'm down here"
> 9. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
> 8. "I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
> 7. "I can get you off the naughty list"
> 6. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
> 5. "I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
> 4. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over
> at Keebler"
> 3. "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
> 2. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
> 1. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"
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