Ambush Interview #420 Joesho, Special Manatee Edition - Page 5 - GoFuckYourself.com

Rolo · 06-29-2006, 10:33 AM

Joesho The Manatee, when he took the music industry with storm!

http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151659.wma

(DRM - only 3 free plays, then you have to pay... Manatees got to earn a buck where they can)

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

are manatees known for their intelligence, like dolphins, for example, or NOT?

Im pretty sure they are not, they are a lower form of life

Rolo · 06-29-2006, 11:06 AM

Unfortunally his next single "Manatee Man" was a big flop... critics blamed him for not catering to his Hip Hop fanbase with his "new sound". Joesho The Manatee kept saying he wanted to record his own music, and not be ruled by the corporate music industry. He even looked into changing his name to "The Symbol", and build an amusement park for Manatees in his backyard.

Later the record label "Weed Tracks" cancelled a planned world tour, but due to the wonders of the internet, then we can still enjoy his music:

Manatee Man : http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151663.wma

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo

Unfortunally his next single "Manatee Man" was a big flop... critics blamed him for not catering to his Hip Hop fanbase with his "new sound". Joesho The Manatee kept saying he wanted to record his own music, and not be ruled by the corporate music industry. He even looked into changing his name to "The Symbol", and build an amusement park for Manatees in his backyard.

Later the record label "Weed Tracks" cancelled a planned world tour, but due to the wonders of the internet, then we can still enjoy his music:

Manatee Man : http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151663.wma

fucking

NoComments · 06-29-2006, 11:55 AM

Matiz · 06-29-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

Nicky · 06-29-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

wow, only selected few get one of these.

Vick · 06-29-2006, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Way off topic (kinda) growing up on the St. Johns in Jacksonville, the manatees (no one called them that - they were sea cows) were EVERYWHERE. We had little Sunfish sailboats they could knock over in a heartbeat though. But as kids, we enjoyed that. Just think, I could have been been a playmate of one of Joe's ancestors!

Been there, saw sea cows.

Timon · 06-29-2006, 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo

Joesho The Manatee, when he took the music industry with storm!

http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151659.wma

(DRM - only 3 free plays, then you have to pay... Manatees got to earn a buck where they can)

And who can forget the famous song about Joesho by Daryl Hall & John Oates, Manatee:

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee

Kimo · 06-30-2006, 12:14 AM

lol, wtf? i thought this was real until halfway down the first page

Degenerate · 06-30-2006, 12:19 AM

Dude, you need a hobby... lol... what a great laugh though.

NoComments · 06-30-2006, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo

lol, wtf? i thought this was real until halfway down the first page

that long it took ya!?

Rolo · 06-30-2006, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate

Dude, you need a hobby... lol... what a great laugh though.

Agreed - I think Joesho The Manatee needs a hobby...

Bankruptcy, Polluting, Drugs, Backstabbing, Bullshitting, Violent, and Pathetic - is no way to go thru life.

I suggest he does a spiritual journey to his cousins - the Dugong - in the indian ocean. Take a swim in the Holy Ganga rive too wash off his sins, and then find his better inner self in the Holy city of Varanasi

Timon · 06-30-2006, 02:21 AM

Dugongs are so much better than manatees.

Timon · 06-30-2006, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenerate

Dude, you need a hobby... lol... what a great laugh though.

This IS my hobby ;)

NoComments · 06-30-2006, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

This IS my hobby ;)

Timon,
do you have any plans for the Encore?
;)

NoComments · 06-30-2006, 03:37 AM

Quote:

2. You used to own Oprano. Since you left Oprano has fallen apart completely and nobody posts there anymore. Why did you leave Oprano and what do you think is the main reason of Opranos failure after you left?

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=640.../&u=oprano.com

www.420manatee.com is now exceeds Oprano rankings...
way to go, Manatee!

Timon · 06-30-2006, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

Timon,
do you have any plans for the Encore?
;)

The first act has barely started and you are already talking about the encore? ;)

Rolo · 06-30-2006, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=640.../&u=oprano.com

www.420manatee.com is now exceeds Oprano rankings...
way to go, Manatee!

Another major step for the Manatee

sarettah · 06-30-2006, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

And who can forget the famous song about Joesho by Daryl Hall & John Oates, Manatee:

(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee
(Oh-oh, here he comes) Watch out boy he'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here he comes) He's a manatee

And don't forget the old favorite "Poor 420 Manatee" penned by Warden Zeevon and made a hit by the beautiful Linda Bongstadt

Well, you do your best just to be an ass
and most of the folks can't see
But the oldtimers won't buy your shit
Poor, poor 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you made your name out on GFY
Posting all sorts of shit
Even picking fights with big Asians
Thinking it won't hurt a bit

Yes, you really made your bed this time
thinking you might be a contender
Made all sorts of claim to fame
And being a big spender

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Too bad you're no longer an endangered specie
R-n have mercy on thee!
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you had a friend from Puerto Rico
Sent him down to Panamama
You stabbed him in the back once or twice
Forgetting all about the karma

Yes you fucked him over pretty good
trying to kill off all his business
Saying you were just trying to help
too bad there was a witness

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Pedro made the mistake of trusting thee
But didn't take him long to see
420, 420 manatee!

Then there is that thing on Oprano
you came in with a big swagger
gonna throw out all the old blood there
cause they had seen your dagger

Yeah, you told them they could all go to hell
but then you read the contract
found out what you agreed to spelled it all out
had to leave there with your head down

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee...

Nicky · 06-30-2006, 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

http://traffic.alexa.com/graph?w=640.../&u=oprano.com

www.420manatee.com is now exceeds Oprano rankings...
way to go, Manatee!

now we are talking

Timon · 06-30-2006, 08:41 AM

Thanks for your wonderful contribution Sarettah, some good lyrics and excellent background info on Joesho there

Vick · 06-30-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

And don't forget the old favorite "Poor 420 Manatee" penned by Warden Zeevon and made a hit by the beautiful Linda Bongstadt

Well, you do your best just to be an ass
and most of the folks can't see
But the oldtimers won't buy your shit
Poor, poor 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you made your name out on GFY
Posting all sorts of shit
Even picking fights with big Asians
Thinking it won't hurt a bit

Yes, you really made your bed this time
thinking you might be a contender
Made all sorts of claim to fame
And being a big spender

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Too bad you're no longer an endangered specie
R-n have mercy on thee!
420, 420 manatee!

Well, you had a friend from Puerto Rico
Sent him down to Panamama
You stabbed him in the back once or twice
Forgetting all about the karma

Yes you fucked him over pretty good
trying to kill off all his business
Saying you were just trying to help
too bad there was a witness

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Pedro made the mistake of trusting thee
But didn't take him long to see
420, 420 manatee!

Then there is that thing on Oprano
you came in with a big swagger
gonna throw out all the old blood there
cause they had seen your dagger

Yeah, you told them they could all go to hell
but then you read the contract
found out what you agreed to spelled it all out
had to leave there with your head down

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Oh, those oldtimers just piss on thee
After giving you a chance or three
420, 420 manatee!

Poor, poor 420 manatee!
Poor, poor 420 manatee...

Rolo · 06-30-2006, 01:07 PM

Damn its past 420, and no sign of Joesho the Manatee... did someone catch him while he went for swim in the river?

gleem · 06-30-2006, 03:35 PM

you guys are fucking evil :lol:

Timon · 07-01-2006, 12:27 AM

I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

Dagwolf · 07-01-2006, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

That's a long interview!

What's a Manatee edition? I'm too tired to read the whole thread tonight.

Rolo · 07-01-2006, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

That is great - maybe we can even get some comments before he fights at Internext as he promised

Timon · 07-01-2006, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolo

That is great - maybe we can even get some comments before he fights at Internext as he promised

Yes, once we get through the first set of questions we may surprise everyone with a second set of follow up questions

NoComments · 07-01-2006, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

That's a long interview!

What's a Manatee edition? I'm too tired to read the whole thread tonight.

it's OK, I'm sure you'll find time in the next 2 months to catch up

Nicky · 07-01-2006, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Timon

Yes, once we get through the first set of questions we may surprise everyone with a second set of follow up questions

Great, cant wait till when he come in here and answer

NoComments · 07-03-2006, 05:30 AM

what if he was cut by a propeller?

Rolo · 07-03-2006, 07:58 AM

Maybe he is on the run with Ramos

Nicky · 07-03-2006, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk

what if he was cut by a propeller?

Poor guy, you can only hope it was a deep cut

<>< · 07-08-2006, 04:50 PM

jimthefiend · 09-12-2007, 03:00 PM

bizzump

Joesho · 09-12-2007, 03:08 PM

If you have taken the time to read this far , then you owe it to yourself to buy a good cheap hardlink and start to make some money!!!

www.69pk.com/hardlinks.php

BTW Thanks for the bump Jimmy

jimthefiend · 09-12-2007, 03:08 PM

jimthefiend · 09-12-2007, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho

If you have taken the time to read this far , then you owe it to yourself to buy a good cheap hardlink and start to make some money!!!

www.69pk.com/hardlinks.php

BTW Thanks for the bump Jimmy

You're a god damned idiot.

BradM · 09-12-2007, 03:20 PM

I was going to buy their FuckinHorny software to run an 11k adbuy on, but after Joesho started to let loose on Jim I decided to just put their rep on ignore. I don't do business with immature assfucking clowns.

Joesho · 09-12-2007, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

I was going to buy their FuckinHorny software to run an 11k adbuy on, but after Joesho started to let loose on Jim I decided to just put their rep on ignore. I don't do business with immature assfucking clowns.

WellBradM that is too bad to hear, given the fact Jims past and how he treats people

Like:

1.) wish death and dismemberment on them or their kids
2.) lie about them
3.) bash them after working for them
4.) borrow money like 40 bucks yet calls himself a baller and professes to know all to people here

5.) ah well you get the point, no need to type it all out here again and again ...

Is Jim an asshole, well yes, did I call him on it , well yes ...

You were not going to buy anything , our software is free!!!!

and we even pay the bandwith on the videos, so users have nothing to lose by using it .
I am sure the smart business people will realize that this software is an awesome way for them to test the web 2.0 marketplace without the need for any stolen content or any other bullshit involved.

Too bad you do not see the value and make a decision based on your own imaturity as what Jim has done to people is far worst than me calling him out for being an asshole. and I believe you also yourself go off on people here too. hmmm keep on keeping BradM good luck to you bud, I wish you well and when you grow up and become an adult, let me know we will have a good product for you to use then too.

BradM · 09-12-2007, 03:51 PM

heh, the above post shows exactly what I am talking about. I deny you, and you go off on a 12 year old girl tangent claiming I am not an adult and I should see the value of you and your "product".

Those drugs REALLY fucked with your brain, "son". See how that works? I can try to be condescending too. Douche.

jimthefiend · 09-12-2007, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho

WellBradM that is too bad to hear, given the fact Jims past and how he treats people

Like:

1.) wish death and dismemberment on them or their kids
2.) lie about them
3.) bash them after working for them
4.) borrow money like 40 bucks yet calls himself a baller and professes to know all to people here

5.) ah well you get the point, no need to type it all out here again and again ...

Is Jim an asshole, well yes, did I call him on it , well yes ...

You were not going to buy anything , our software is free!!!!

and we even pay the bandwith on the videos, so users have nothing to lose by using it .
I am sure the smart business people will realize that this software is an awesome way for them to test the web 2.0 marketplace without the need for any stolen content or any other bullshit involved.

Too bad you do not see the value and make a decision based on your own imaturity as what Jim has done to people is far worst than me calling him out for being an asshole. and I believe you also yourself go off on people here too. hmmm keep on keeping BradM good luck to you bud, I wish you well and when you grow up and become an adult, let me know we will have a good product for you to use then too.

But yet, the only one in this thread who's reneged on $800k worth of debt is you.

The fact that you IGNORED this 1 year old thread until TODAY is highly amusing by the way.

Go fuck yourself you fat tub of shit.

The only pathetic scammer in here is YOU.

BradM · 09-12-2007, 03:54 PM

For the record, you charge 40c per gig or a 10% skim. That means you charge for the your service. That isn't free.

So now you're a liar, son. See I call you son, because I am trying to be a condescending dick.

BradM · 09-12-2007, 03:55 PM

When you stop doing drugs Joesho, you will see the value in what I say and most people believe.

Then maybe I will do business with you. But right now frankly, you're just WAY too stupid.

Joesho · 09-12-2007, 03:59 PM

Yet I have two new cars, a NICE house in one of the best areas of Las Vegas
a 24' boat out at the marina on Lake Mead. I am going to Amsterdam in two weeks and staying at what some people say is the nicest hotel on the square .
(I am gonna party my balls off BTW) and do a little business while I am there .

I eat good, My wife goes shopping when she wants, and my daughter has everything she could possibly want. and I dont owe anyone in this business a dime.

I sleep good at night, and exercise daily, ahh Life is good.

and what are you doing today Jim? how is your life?

Maybe you should have been a little nicer to people along the way huh. too bad no one actually steps in and gives you a hand , wonder why that is Jim? I don't .

Joesho · 09-12-2007, 04:08 PM

Hey BradM why dont you give your buddy Jim a Job? I offered him one to sell link spots and he turned it down.

BradM · 09-12-2007, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho

Hey BradM why dont you give your buddy Jim a Job? I offered him one to sell link spots and he turned it down.

Because he's not my buddy, I don't like him. I just think you're a fucking asshole. You could be a dick to him or anyone else on the board and I'd have the same opinion of you.

You're a very small minded silly little person who no longer deserves my attention.

one eight · 09-12-2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho

and I dont owe anyone in this business a dime.

You sure about that Joe..?

You seem to have reached a new low, lately.. um congrats. Don't get too high and mighty with your $1 links.

I'll keep quiet about it for now.

jimthefiend · 09-12-2007, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by one eight

You sure about that Joe..?

You seem to have reached a new low, lately.. um congrats. Don't get too high and mighty with your $1 links.

I'll keep quiet about it for now.

06-29-2006, 10:33 AM	#201
Rolo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 555	Joesho The Manatee, when he took the music industry with storm! http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151659.wma (DRM - only 3 free plays, then you have to pay... Manatees got to earn a buck where they can) __________________ Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

06-29-2006, 11:06 AM	#203
Rolo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 555	Unfortunally his next single "Manatee Man" was a big flop... critics blamed him for not catering to his Hip Hop fanbase with his "new sound". Joesho The Manatee kept saying he wanted to record his own music, and not be ruled by the corporate music industry. He even looked into changing his name to "The Symbol", and build an amusement park for Manatees in his backyard. Later the record label "Weed Tracks" cancelled a planned world tour, but due to the wonders of the internet, then we can still enjoy his music: Manatee Man : http://www.weedtracks.com/shnyfile/download/151663.wma __________________ Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Dugongs are so much better than manatees.

06-30-2006, 08:41 AM	#222
Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Thanks for your wonderful contribution Sarettah, some good lyrics and excellent background info on Joesho there

06-30-2006, 01:07 PM	#224
Rolo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 555	Damn its past 420, and no sign of Joesho the Manatee... did someone catch him while he went for swim in the river? __________________ Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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07-01-2006, 12:27 AM	#226
Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	I think Joe is taking it easy for the 4th of July holiday but he has assured me this interview will be going on well into August.

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Rolo Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 555	Maybe he is on the run with Ramos __________________ Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery

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Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	If you have taken the time to read this far , then you owe it to yourself to buy a good cheap hardlink and start to make some money!!! www.69pk.com/hardlinks.php BTW Thanks for the bump Jimmy __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

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BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I was going to buy their FuckinHorny software to run an 11k adbuy on, but after Joesho started to let loose on Jim I decided to just put their rep on ignore. I don't do business with immature assfucking clowns.

09-12-2007, 03:51 PM	#242
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	heh, the above post shows exactly what I am talking about. I deny you, and you go off on a 12 year old girl tangent claiming I am not an adult and I should see the value of you and your "product". Those drugs REALLY fucked with your brain, "son". See how that works? I can try to be condescending too. Douche.

09-12-2007, 03:54 PM	#244
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	For the record, you charge 40c per gig or a 10% skim. That means you charge for the your service. That isn't free. So now you're a liar, son. See I call you son, because I am trying to be a condescending dick.

09-12-2007, 03:55 PM	#245
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	When you stop doing drugs Joesho, you will see the value in what I say and most people believe. Then maybe I will do business with you. But right now frankly, you're just WAY too stupid.

09-12-2007, 03:59 PM	#246
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Yet I have two new cars, a NICE house in one of the best areas of Las Vegas a 24' boat out at the marina on Lake Mead. I am going to Amsterdam in two weeks and staying at what some people say is the nicest hotel on the square . (I am gonna party my balls off BTW) and do a little business while I am there . I eat good, My wife goes shopping when she wants, and my daughter has everything she could possibly want. and I dont owe anyone in this business a dime. I sleep good at night, and exercise daily, ahh Life is good. and what are you doing today Jim? how is your life? Maybe you should have been a little nicer to people along the way huh. too bad no one actually steps in and gives you a hand , wonder why that is Jim? I don't . __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com

09-12-2007, 04:08 PM	#247
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Hey BradM why dont you give your buddy Jim a Job? I offered him one to sell link spots and he turned it down. __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com