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That 20+ page thread that was linked to the troll image on the manatee site, is it all the same throughout the whole thread? I read the first 4 pages and would like to know if it is basically the same thing through out, or does it get better? Is it worth the read?
BTW this thread is funny. Winetalk when you post, you crack me up! You are definitely a professional at handing people's ass to themselves. ![]()
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Bump for manatees, gift certificates and 25mil other reasons
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Boy Joesho sure is sleeping in late today
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Last post by Joesho on GFY shows how wise it was for those $25 million in venture capital to partner up with him.
It doesn´t get much more insightful and business oriented than this: Quote:
Joesho : DAMN those is some big TITS Translated : Dear Sirs, I really enjoyed the presentation of your company, and I think you have great potential in the market. Joesho : Next time I am drunk Translated : I will have a business meeting later today with the institutional investors, who have given me the sole responsibility for $25 million to invest in new adult TGPs and snow cone stands in Greenland. Joesho : please let me land on those !!!!!!!! Translated : I would like to propose your company for future funding, if we can agree on the discussed strategy to reach second round funding with us a majority partner. Yours sincerely, Joesho "The Manatee" IV The business world have never seen a Manatee with greater potential than Joesho ![]()
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Maybe Joe is slow to reply because he is busy with his new business venture...
Manatee Venture Capitalists n00b pornographer incubation program Cultivating surfers to become surfmasters by providing seed capital and building strategic partnerships with key industry players! -------------------------------------------- Submit your business plan at 420manatee.com |
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do manatees spit or swallow?
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Do Manatees burn or smash their bridges?
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History "How Joesho The Manatee met Serge" - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/145581-serge-silenced-bumping-2-threads.html
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Rolo, I am what I am for one reason only - I know how to admit my mistakes and point where I was wrong.
I WAS WRONG!!!! This thread will be MORE than 3 pages... ;) |
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Of course it will be 3+ pages
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"A man should look for what is, and not for what he thinks should be."
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Maury Show would be interested in doing a "Joesho´s Old Timer Phobia":
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Joesho, if we replace the word "balloon" with "old timer" is this how you would react? https://youtube.com/watch?v=62t8CwD9rWQ
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Where Is Joesho!!??
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Shameful, absolutely shameful.
I am disgusted by what I see. The 420manatee is a very rare and precious species and should not be subject to this sort of teatment by you awful human beings. To expect this beautiful creature to answer these sorts of charges, to expect this wonderful fellow spaceship earth traveler to take responsibility for his actions, to expect this marvelous, playful, clown of the sea to answer these types of questions is completely reprehensible. It's not enough to run him over with an outboard motor propellor? It's not enough to hit him with your boats? It's not enough to destroy his natural habitat on a daily basis? Now you are going to subject him to the humiliation of facing up to his lies and misdeeds? Humans really do suck. |
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Joesho makes a habit of calling people out.
Here he tries to imply he's some type of fighter, even name drops Team Quest in there. Have you seen his pic? Who is he fooling? Quote:
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Dear PETA, I appreciate your concern for the wellbeing of America's marine mammals and your point regarding our scrutiny into the dealings of a 420manatee specimen that goes by the name of Joesho is well taken. However said 420manatee specimen has taken it upon himself to venture out of his native habitat in order to offer seed venture capital and an incubation program to emerging startups in the online surfmastering industry and has tendered for the submission of business plans of said startups. With the expectation that said 420manatee specimen shall have privileged access to proprietary business strategies, trade secrets, proprietary technologies and yet to be patented inventions we deem it essential that said 420manatee specimen be subject to due diligence and investigation into his past business dealings, criminal record and financial history. We hereby kindly request that you permit us to perform said due diligence on behalf of said startups into said 420manatee specimen in order to satisfy all parties involved in the integrity, reliability and financial strength of said 420manatee specimen. Sincerely on behalf of the Mayflower Possy, Timon |
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Joesho have pretty much tried to pick a fight with everyone doing the last 3 years of his online life... which is strange, because usual Manatees are peaceful animals. Maybe its a birth defect?
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Silly human. The Manatee has a special place in our world and is not open to your scrutiny. If a manatee makes a claim, you can count on it being true. For instance, if a manatee were to claim, lets say, that he has $25 million dollars to invest in various projects, you can feel safe knowing that he indeed has access to $25 million dollars to invest. Manatees are not subject to stupid human laws, they are above that. Manatees do not lie, manatees do not cheat, manatees do not manipulate. Manatees simply are. To question a manatee's motives is somewhat akin to questioning the motives of a republican administration in the United States. When dealing with them you know right up front that you are dealing with integrity that is above both question and reproach. When in their presence you know that you can trust them with your money, your family and your life. They know what is good for you. They will handle the bad guys and steer you to ultimate success. Trust them. So, your request to investigate this particular specimen of the 420manatee must be respectfully declined. The simple fact that he is a manatee should satisfy any and all questions that you may have regardng his behavior, his actions nd his motives. He is simple the clown of the sea and must be allowed to engage in his native behavior without inteference of ugly, mean human beings. So, please remove this thread immediately and issue an apology to all manatees that may have read this and become offended by it. If you do not, remember, we know who you are and will not hesitate to throw fake blood on you out in public. Sincerely. PETA We love cute and cuddly animals. P.S. Aren't you black? Having requests and threads such as this from an oppressed member of society is extremely worrisome. You have experienced all the worst that a human being can do to another human being. To think that you would think that it was ok to expose a fellow creature to the same sort of oppression that your people have been exposed to is just wrong. Bad bad n*&^o. Shame on you. |
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wow, I shouldnt sleep, you guys are kicking it here without me
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