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06-25-2006, 04:35 PM
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I just hustled 6 Thai whores and they paid for my 3 way!!!!
At about 4am this morning I was stuck under a ledge outside of a 7-11 while it was monsoon like raining. It just so happened that also stuck with me was 6 bar girls who were all getting on a little digital scale to see how many Kilos they weigh. It only costs 1 baht (less than 3 cents) to do this and it occupies the whores, so I guess it's cool.
Anyway, I'm watching this fuck pigs giggle and try to guess the others weight and being bored out of my skull I jumped in and asked them how many Kilos they thought I was. A few giggles and then the guesses started... 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99. All wrong because I was just on this thing last night so I knew and felt like fucking with these girls because anyone who has spent any amount of time here knows how much he Thai people LOVE to gamble. I asked them if they wanted to put money on it and without a seconds thought they all said yes. I got them up to 400 baht (about $10 USD) each, which is a chunk of change for a fat bar girl. The deal was that if any of them guessed my weight I would pay them EACH 400 baht, but if they were all wrong they would ALL pay me 400 baht. It was a deal and we all got out our money and let a moto bike taxi driver hold it. If he were smart, and remember this is Thailand, he would of dipped, but he was equally curious to see how much this fat falang weighed. Again... how much do you think: 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99 they said. I did not have a single baht on me so one of the pigs paid for it, I stepped to the scale... 107.5 Kilos. I may be a pig, but I won this bet and to beat a Thai girl in any game is a great accomplishment.  So they girls piss and moan but the taxi driver hands my the money and I walk away just as the rain is letting up and within 20 feet I see a girl I just had to fuck. So right in front of the losers, I offered this girl AND her friend to come back to my room for a short time and I would pay them each 1000 baht if they fucked me and each other. Deal. So I won this bet, fucked two girls, watched a lesbian show and still had 400 baht in my pocket. Tonight was a good night. I think I found a new hustler in the Land Of Smiles. I'm going to start hanging out around town at all the baht scales and hustle drunk bitches for my short time money. So if you see a fat guy always hanging out at the scales... that's me. Come up and place your bet.  |
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06-25-2006, 04:39 PM
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theres no money in hustling
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06-25-2006, 04:39 PM
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all kidding aside, thats a really funny story. GJ
 Thanks for sharing =) |
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06-25-2006, 04:40 PM
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he's a hustler ASK ABOUT HIM!
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06-25-2006, 04:40 PM
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yea, yea, this thread is useless without pics....
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06-25-2006, 04:44 PM
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lol, great idea, why didnt I think of that...
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Sheeeet.... I'm 400 baht richer tonight. Fuck this interwebs stuff, I'm after the big cheese now. |
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06-25-2006, 04:45 PM
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Uhm, ya, sure. That's something to be proud of.....
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06-25-2006, 04:45 PM
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romance...
Mr. Romance
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06-25-2006, 04:48 PM
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06-25-2006, 04:50 PM
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Let's do some business!
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So you fucked 2 cute Asians for $25?
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06-25-2006, 04:51 PM
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rockin tha trailerpark
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how much is a full time bodygaurd over there?
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06-25-2006, 04:52 PM
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good for you, now lose some weight
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06-25-2006, 04:55 PM
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damn asian whores are cheap - probly full of STD's too
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06-25-2006, 04:58 PM
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We need to hit the gym for sure. Every 5 kgs you lose might add a 1/4 to your cock size.
Betting with Thai's would scare me 
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06-25-2006, 04:59 PM
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06-25-2006, 05:00 PM
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That's disgusting.
You should have fucked the first six girls instead - give them a chance to make up for their losses.
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06-25-2006, 05:02 PM
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 Guess you won't be coming for a visit then. [/sarcasm]
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06-25-2006, 05:04 PM
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06-25-2006, 05:06 PM
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Nice one!
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06-25-2006, 05:07 PM
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haha nice..
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06-25-2006, 05:07 PM
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nice job.... next time get pics.... for all know, you got drunk, smoked some thai bud, ate 4 hot dogs at the 7-11, passed out, got pissed on (thats why you thought it was raining), and then fucked 2 tranny's....
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06-25-2006, 05:25 PM
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So this is how STD's get spread...?
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06-25-2006, 05:30 PM
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so... they where trannies?
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06-25-2006, 05:32 PM
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If you were smart you would have had the whores sign model releases and filmed their lesbian adventures and then sold it for even more money
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06-25-2006, 05:36 PM
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Third world country whores rule. They fuck for pennies.
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06-25-2006, 05:36 PM
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haha that is an awesome story, good hustling mate!
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Are bar girls hookers?
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Intersting story,
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06-25-2006, 05:48 PM
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Hooker: select one pay her fuck her any way you want to leave Non-hooker: go out try and make eye contact go up to her and strike up a conversation buy her some drinks make her laugh ask for her phone number call her a few days later find time for a date take her out to dinner, maybe a movie listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment kiss her and make out find time for another date take her out to dinner, maybe a movie listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment and ex-boyfriends assure her you are nothing like her ex-boyfriends fuck her any way she wants to try to leave find out she does not appreciate that stay leave the next morning get called by her be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date fail find time for another date take her out to dinner, maybe a movie listen to her being outraged because her friend saw you with another woman sit through an ugly scene in a restaurant leave get called at 4am by her listen to her say that she's sorry for making a scene be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date fail find time for another date ... etc. Now, does the second route really seem like the more enjoyable one?
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