I just hustled 6 Thai whores and they paid for my 3 way!!!! - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

DWB · 06-25-2006, 09:31 PM

woj.............. no whores here for you.

RogerV10 · 06-25-2006, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Your math does not add up.

6 girls x 400 baht = 2400 baht
- 2000 baht for 2 whores
= 400 baht left over

The way he worded it is that he would get 400 baht from all the hookers.

Digipimp · 06-25-2006, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

That's called a GIRLFRIEND. And you're dealing with westernized hookers. They don't count. They are the worst whores on earth.

I had girlfriends for years... fucked all day, all night, yadda, yadda, yadda... boring. I prefer a new girl every day, unless she's really good then she can get a place in the schedule.

Now I order whores like I order pizza. My whores are coded in my phone, and I have a special phone just for them. If I want a young teenage whore with big tits that fucks in the ass... I got one. If I want a MILF to fuck me for 40 days and 40 nights... got one... if I want a fat ass, dark skin girl who loves to swallow nut... got one... if I want a big cock ladyboy to come over and help me DP another whore... got one of those as well, and everything in-between.

I cater to MY fantasy every day, or not at all. It's all about me, me, me, me, me. I fuck my girls anyway I want to fuck them and do shit to them that you could not fathom. I wake up and call the best cock sucker I know to come over and blow me to start my day. At night I get girls who prefer to ride cock so I can be lazy and have eye candy to look at... I get off, she massages me to sleep and leaves.

Give that up at this age for a girlfriend or a "date"... Are you fucking insane?

PREACH! AMEN!

swami · 06-25-2006, 10:01 PM

I always enjoy DWB's posts.

GoNe · 06-25-2006, 10:16 PM

DirtyWhiteBoy, hit me up on icq will you. :D

mrxxl · 12-14-2006, 06:16 AM

Nice story.

Mr. Romance · 12-14-2006, 06:19 AM

pure romance

Mr. Romance

tranza · 12-14-2006, 06:22 AM

Pretty nice story indeed...

Big_D · 12-14-2006, 06:48 AM

i love being here, its a great place in the wonderful world of thai

Big_D · 12-14-2006, 07:10 AM

DWB, i gotta reply more than I did man. here is my latest story.

Ive been in Thailand for 4 months. Its a great place and everything is fucking grand.

I went on the whore train for the first three months, I mean I payed for A LOT of pussy, but then I realized, hey all these guys here are old fuckers, lets see if I can get this shit for free. So I decided to take my 23 year old fat ass (ALSO 107KG BRO) and invade a gogo that I visited quite often, which will remain nameless.

I started with a door girl. I went every night, with a eye corner look here and eye corner look there. Before long this girl wouldnt even come up and say hello. (Its funny, if your a customer they will fuck you every which way from tuesday, if they like you, they are scared shitless). Anyhoot it wasnt long before she was comin back to my place and asking me. I told her, no money, sorry aint gonna pay. Her reply, I dont want money, I just want boom boom you.

That was the start of the first Thai girlfriend. It lasted 4 days as I love pussy WAY TOO MUCH and wanted different. So i go back to the SAME gogo and start lookin at a dancer.

I dropped the chick and did the same thing with this dancer. 2 days of looks and she was at my place bangin for free. Everyone says you have to pay in Thailand, and indeed you do. Shortys go for 2k baht at most, depending on where you go. But if you a chicks "boyfriend" 2k a week gets you unliimited fucking, fingernail clipping, toenail clipping, house cleaning, soapy baths and massages, every meal prepared and on time (sometimes being hand fed). Ahhh the life. Oh, that 2k a week usually goes to their family.

Anyway, I got tired of the Dancer REAL QUICK, she lasted three days, and the third times a charm. I was ready for my showgirl invasion. This girl was the queen i guess of this gogo. Number 1 showgirl, fuckin a. Anyhoot, shes been around about 2 weeks and treating me real good. Anything I want is done, anything i say rules. I'm the man of the house and on top of all that, I have been fucking the shit out of her ruthlessly. I have been informed to go get short times and fuck other girls because her snatch officially hurts. I'm breaking it off with her tonite (-:

Indeed, I am a fucker, but the kicker of the situation is, the Dancer and the Showgirl were roomates and Best friends and are now wanting to box over me. This place definitley gives you a big fuckin head. I've got this place down to an art, life is grand.

I love women, dont get me wrong, but in a place where they are plentiful, why should I stick with one?

tornell · 12-14-2006, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

i concur. EVERYONE has AIDS over here!!!!!

AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS!!!

right

carol.prime · 12-14-2006, 07:19 AM

that's a great story you got there...a real story from a hustler: good in gambling tricks and yet finding at least two women to be with...

i think all the guys here will already buy their tickets and fly to Thailand...good luck to all of you and you may find grace....

BabeHunter · 12-14-2006, 07:21 AM

great story

2 weeks till i'm back to LOS

Bas · 12-14-2006, 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Romance

romance...

Mr. Romance

mattz · 12-14-2006, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

nice job.... next time get pics.... for all know, you got drunk, smoked some thai bud, ate 4 hot dogs at the 7-11, passed out, got pissed on (thats why you thought it was raining), and then fucked 2 tranny's....

lol, almost spit my coffee all over the place

I LOVE Little Brown Asses · 12-14-2006, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big_D

But if you a chicks "boyfriend" 2k a week gets you unliimited fucking, fingernail clipping, toenail clipping, house cleaning, soapy baths and massages, every meal prepared and on time (sometimes being hand fed).

All this talk of keeping a girl around for longer than a fuck and a shower gives me a rash. I guess it's not for everyone. My rule has always been, "Don't treat your girlfriend like a whore, and don't treat a whore like she's your girlfriend." But this IS Burger King, and you CAN have it your way

Why · 12-14-2006, 11:39 AM

this should be a visa 'priceless' commercial

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Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	DWB, i gotta reply more than I did man. here is my latest story. Ive been in Thailand for 4 months. Its a great place and everything is fucking grand. I went on the whore train for the first three months, I mean I payed for A LOT of pussy, but then I realized, hey all these guys here are old fuckers, lets see if I can get this shit for free. So I decided to take my 23 year old fat ass (ALSO 107KG BRO) and invade a gogo that I visited quite often, which will remain nameless. I started with a door girl. I went every night, with a eye corner look here and eye corner look there. Before long this girl wouldnt even come up and say hello. (Its funny, if your a customer they will fuck you every which way from tuesday, if they like you, they are scared shitless). Anyhoot it wasnt long before she was comin back to my place and asking me. I told her, no money, sorry aint gonna pay. Her reply, I dont want money, I just want boom boom you. That was the start of the first Thai girlfriend. It lasted 4 days as I love pussy WAY TOO MUCH and wanted different. So i go back to the SAME gogo and start lookin at a dancer. I dropped the chick and did the same thing with this dancer. 2 days of looks and she was at my place bangin for free. Everyone says you have to pay in Thailand, and indeed you do. Shortys go for 2k baht at most, depending on where you go. But if you a chicks "boyfriend" 2k a week gets you unliimited fucking, fingernail clipping, toenail clipping, house cleaning, soapy baths and massages, every meal prepared and on time (sometimes being hand fed). Ahhh the life. Oh, that 2k a week usually goes to their family. Anyway, I got tired of the Dancer REAL QUICK, she lasted three days, and the third times a charm. I was ready for my showgirl invasion. This girl was the queen i guess of this gogo. Number 1 showgirl, fuckin a. Anyhoot, shes been around about 2 weeks and treating me real good. Anything I want is done, anything i say rules. I'm the man of the house and on top of all that, I have been fucking the shit out of her ruthlessly. I have been informed to go get short times and fuck other girls because her snatch officially hurts. I'm breaking it off with her tonite (-: Indeed, I am a fucker, but the kicker of the situation is, the Dancer and the Showgirl were roomates and Best friends and are now wanting to box over me. This place definitley gives you a big fuckin head. I've got this place down to an art, life is grand. I love women, dont get me wrong, but in a place where they are plentiful, why should I stick with one?

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