I just hustled 6 Thai whores and they paid for my 3 way!!!!
 

At about 4am this morning I was stuck under a ledge outside of a 7-11 while it was monsoon like raining. It just so happened that also stuck with me was 6 bar girls who were all getting on a little digital scale to see how many Kilos they weigh. It only costs 1 baht (less than 3 cents) to do this and it occupies the whores, so I guess it's cool.

Anyway, I'm watching this fuck pigs giggle and try to guess the others weight and being bored out of my skull I jumped in and asked them how many Kilos they thought I was. A few giggles and then the guesses started... 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99. All wrong because I was just on this thing last night so I knew and felt like fucking with these girls because anyone who has spent any amount of time here knows how much he Thai people LOVE to gamble.

I asked them if they wanted to put money on it and without a seconds thought they all said yes. I got them up to 400 baht (about $10 USD) each, which is a chunk of change for a fat bar girl. The deal was that if any of them guessed my weight I would pay them EACH 400 baht, but if they were all wrong they would ALL pay me 400 baht. It was a deal and we all got out our money and let a moto bike taxi driver hold it. If he were smart, and remember this is Thailand, he would of dipped, but he was equally curious to see how much this fat falang weighed.

Again... how much do you think: 98, 102, 105, 95, 100 and 99 they said.

I did not have a single baht on me so one of the pigs paid for it, I stepped to the scale... 107.5 Kilos. I may be a pig, but I won this bet and to beat a Thai girl in any game is a great accomplishment. :xomunch

So they girls piss and moan but the taxi driver hands my the money and I walk away just as the rain is letting up and within 20 feet I see a girl I just had to fuck. So right in front of the losers, I offered this girl AND her friend to come back to my room for a short time and I would pay them each 1000 baht if they fucked me and each other. Deal.

So I won this bet, fucked two girls, watched a lesbian show and still had 400 baht in my pocket. Tonight was a good night.

I think I found a new hustler in the Land Of Smiles. I'm going to start hanging out around town at all the baht scales and hustle drunk bitches for my short time money. So if you see a fat guy always hanging out at the scales... that's me. Come up and place your bet. :smokin

theres no money in hustling

all kidding aside, thats a really funny story. GJ :thumbsup

Thanks for sharing =)

he's a hustler ASK ABOUT HIM!

yea, yea, this thread is useless without pics....

lol, great idea, why didnt I think of that...

Sheeeet.... I'm 400 baht richer tonight. :thumbsup

Fuck this interwebs stuff, I'm after the big cheese now.

romance...



Mr. Romance

As is sucking cocks & taking it in the ass....... :disgust

But whatever floats your boat. You're just hatin' cause I didn't take home two twinks. :2 cents:

So you fucked 2 cute Asians for $25?

how much is a full time bodygaurd over there?

good for you, now lose some weight

damn asian whores are cheap - probly full of STD's too

We need to hit the gym for sure. Every 5 kgs you lose might add a 1/4 to your cock size.

Betting with Thai's would scare me :Oh crap

2000 Baht is about $50 USD

:pimp :1orglaugh :pimp

That's disgusting.

You should have fucked the first six girls instead - give them a chance to make up for their losses.

Yup, lots of stds and everyone has aids in Asia. :upsidedow

Guess you won't be coming for a visit then. :2 cents:

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Huh. Fucking two hookers here will cost you only $75, and this is a first world country (although, admittedly, with third world hookers).

Nice one!

haha nice..

i concur. EVERYONE has AIDS over here!!!!!

AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS,
AIDS!!!

:warning

nice job.... next time get pics.... for all know, you got drunk, smoked some thai bud, ate 4 hot dogs at the 7-11, passed out, got pissed on (thats why you thought it was raining), and then fucked 2 tranny's.... :thumbsup

Hit 'em before the rates go up :2 cents:

Rates aren't going to go up. We have a constant flow of new hookers from Africa, South America, and Eastern Europe looking to make their fortune by selling their body.

Nope. Been there, done that... and I can assure you that I was not pissed on and that the girls did not have cocks or man made pussies. At least this time.

Sounds nice. Where is this?

Groningen, The Netherlands :thumbsup

Expect me for a visit soon, so get the guest room ready! :)

In all honesty, you're probably better off visiting Amsterdam or Utrecht. Groningen is fucking tiny and boring, and I can't imagine prices will be much higher.

So this is how STD's get spread...?

so... they where trannies?

If you were smart you would have had the whores sign model releases and filmed their lesbian adventures and then sold it for even more money

That would have cost too much... but I will hustle the next group of whores for more money so I can do just that. Good idea. :thumbsup

Third world country whores rule. They fuck for pennies.

haha that is an awesome story, good hustling mate!

Exactly! Don't try this at home.

Are bar girls hookers?

If they stand behind the bar and serve you drinks, no, if they are in front of the bar and will fuck you for money, yes.

Intersting story,

ducktales.

Reality check, girls that want you fuck for free

Yes. They are girls who work at small beer bars or go-go bars and fuck you for money. NOT the bartender... but the army of chicks that hang out there.

:1orglaugh It's never for free my friend. You are paying one way or the other.

When you're fat and your only options to have sex with chicks is to pay, you'll say things like the above to make yourself feel better.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Uh, yea. Thank god for whores... I'd be lost without them. Fat tubs of shit like me have no option but to pay for sex while studs like yourself live the life we could only dream of. Kudos to you for getting "free" sex.

That's what everyone says... until they try it. Then, they suddenly find out that it really is a hell of a lot easier to spend the same money you'd spend on buying a woman dinner on fucking one instead, without having to go through the whole dating routine.

Hooker:
select one
pay her
fuck her any way you want to
leave

Non-hooker:
go out
try and make eye contact
go up to her and strike up a conversation
buy her some drinks
make her laugh
ask for her phone number
call her a few days later
find time for a date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment
kiss her and make out
find time for another date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment and ex-boyfriends
assure her you are nothing like her ex-boyfriends
fuck her any way she wants to
try to leave
find out she does not appreciate that
stay
leave the next morning
get called by her
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her being outraged because her friend saw you with another woman
sit through an ugly scene in a restaurant
leave
get called at 4am by her
listen to her say that she's sorry for making a scene
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
... etc.

Now, does the second route really seem like the more enjoyable one?

BTW...

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My salute to your Viet pride...

Hahahahahahahaha :thumbsup