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Originally Posted by Huggles
When you're fat and your only options to have sex with chicks is to pay, you'll say things like the above to make yourself feel better.
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That's what everyone says... until they try it. Then, they suddenly find out that it really is a hell of a lot easier to spend the same money you'd spend on buying a woman dinner on fucking one instead, without having to go through the whole dating routine.
Hooker:
select one
pay her
fuck her any way you want to
leave
Non-hooker:
go out
try and make eye contact
go up to her and strike up a conversation
buy her some drinks
make her laugh
ask for her phone number
call her a few days later
find time for a date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment
kiss her and make out
find time for another date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her talk about her job, cats, friends, appartment and ex-boyfriends
assure her you are nothing like her ex-boyfriends
fuck her any way
she wants to
try to leave
find out she does not appreciate that
stay
leave the next morning
get called by her
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
take her out to dinner, maybe a movie
listen to her being outraged because her friend saw you with another woman
sit through an ugly scene in a restaurant
leave
get called at 4am by her
listen to her say that she's sorry for making a scene
be forced to come up with an excuse for not going on another date
fail
find time for another date
... etc.
Now, does the second route really seem like the more enjoyable one?