Taekwondo kicks BJJ's ass anyday - GoFuckYourself.com

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:04 AM

Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital.

BJJ is for homos.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:07 AM

BJJ is definately gay. All grappling is.

This site rocks. http://matbattle.com

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:09 AM

homo all the way:

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:09 AM

stickyfingers, does this thread give you a woody?

got any gay vale tudo pics to share?

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

homo all the way:

That pic wouldn't be soo bad in my eyes, if I didn't own a pair of Koral grappling shorts.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

That pic wouldn't be soo bad in my eyes, if I didn't own a pair of Koral grappling shorts.

Not to worry, it says ORAL

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Not to worry, it says ORAL

I know, I can read. I'm trying to save face for my fighting style by stating it's "KORAL".

UtahSaints · 06-18-2006, 12:13 AM

Brasil is for Trannys .. isn't it???

UtahSaints · 06-18-2006, 12:14 AM

How ever I almost had my head chopped off by one JJ guy... My neck was sore for days..

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:15 AM

A complete fighter has both a stand up AND a ground game. One without the other is not a complete package.

That being said, I don't think somebody with 6 months experience in TKD would be any match at all for a BJJ black belt. I have years of Muay Thai experience, and I'm no match for my black belt instructor.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA

My neck was sore for days..

Yeah that deep throat shit you'll feel for a few days

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

One without the other is not a complete package.

BJJ is ALL about the package ;)

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

A complete fighter has both a stand up AND a ground game. One without the other is not a complete package.

That being said, I don't think somebody with 6 months experience in TKD would be any match at all for a BJJ black belt. I have years of Muay Thai experience, and I'm no match for my black belt instructor.

Don't forget the pummelling game. Stand up grappling is very much important.

3 main styles of MMA

Muay Thai for striking
Wrestling for pummeling
BJJ for grappling

It's a young man's game, and I seriously fucking am impressed at you doing it so hardcore. I did the 6 day a week program back in 2003, I just can't see doing it again now.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA

How ever I almost had my head chopped off by one JJ guy... My neck was sore for days..

Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:19 AM

Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Don't forget the pummelling game. Stand up grappling is very much important.

3 main styles of MMA

Muay Thai for striking
Wrestling for pummeling
BJJ for grappling

It's a young man's game, and I seriously fucking am impressed at you doing it so hardcore. I did the 6 day a week program back in 2003, I just can't see doing it again now.

Yeah, these old bones and joints are sore as hell. It certainly is for young men. I'm just lucky to have a great friend who's a black belt, so all the private lessons make a big difference.

Sometimes I'll spend two hours practicting three or four sweeps from spider guard over and over and over without any time after for rolling. My friend Sydney is really technical, so we spend a lot of time on technique.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

It's called North South, you fucking pervert.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA

Brasil is for Trannys .. isn't it???

So is Thailand.

Hope that shuts the dutchie up.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

Usually people end up getting choked from deep throat

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Usually people end up getting choked from deep throat

This is a losing argument.

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug.

I weighed in today, 255lbs. I should be 240 by Vegas, and 230 by Miami in August, if not less.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug.

Try to stay on top if you can ;)

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

Man, I hate assholes that use canopener to bust open a newbie's guard. It's such a rookie maneuver and not to mention useless against someone with a thick enough neck. You won't see any can openers when black belts fights.

I bet it was a guillotine that did it to him. The first few times you get caught in one, almost everyone wiggles around and tightens it up without knowing it. I've left a nice ring of bruises from Mata Leao though, on a GFYer actually.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:27 AM

Got any pics of the South-South technique??

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:28 AM

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I weighed in today, 255lbs. I should be 240 by Vegas, and 230 by Miami in August, if not less.

I was 240 January 1. Man looking back I can't believe it. I went for a run with a 45 pound plate clutched to my chest the other day to see what it was like. I'm amazed I could even move before.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Man, I hate assholes that use canopener to bust open a newbie's guard. It's such a rookie maneuver and not to mention useless against someone with a thick enough neck. You won't see any can openers when black belts fights.

I bet it was a guillotine that did it to him. The first few times you get caught in one, almost everyone wiggles around and tightens it up without knowing it. I've left a nice ring of bruises from Mata Leao though, on a GFYer actually.

Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

I did Mata Leao, on KB. It was a bootyful thiing!

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Got any pics of the South-South technique??

Yeah, it's called the Back mount.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I was 240 January 1. Man looking back I can't believe it. I went for a run with a 45 pound plate clutched to my chest the other day to see what it was like. I'm amazed I could even move before.

Yah man, when I was talking to Fuze, he was like you were a a mad man.

That is no small feat. If I can get back to 210, OMG. All my Christmas's would come at once.

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

I did Mata Leao, on KB. It was a bootyful thiing!

Yeah it was fuzebox actually, rolling after a private lesson.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:31 AM

Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Yah man, when I was talking to Fuze, he was like you were a a mad man.

That is no small feat. If I can get back to 210, OMG. All my Christmas's would come at once.

My goal for the end of the year is 200 pounds 10% bodyfat. I'm like 180 - 12% now.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:32 AM

Here you go Timon.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~matbattl...y_pedro_02.jpg

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:33 AM

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Here you go Timon.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~matbattl...y_pedro_02.jpg

got any nude ones?

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!

A very good friend of mine is a TKD black belt. He posts here as Agent White. I have video from him of him step in side kicking a guy literally 20 feet. There's a time and a place for a good side kick or crescent kick for sure, but it won't help you in a clinch.

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

got any nude ones?

Sorry, personal pics.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

A very good friend of mine is a TKD black belt. He posts here as Agent White. I have video from him of him step in side kicking a guy literally 20 feet. There's a time and a place for a good side kick or crescent kick for sure, but it won't help you in a clinch.

Oh yeah!? How about stopping a quadruple slippy slide twin axe flip flop with a knee bar!? Huh!?

Right, can't be done!

TKD ROCKS!!!

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Here you go Timon.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~matbattl...y_pedro_02.jpg

Probably shouldn't tell him that's also called a rear naked choke. Imagine the fun he'll have.

I was rolling with Carlos Sapao the other day, and he gave me his back. So instead of keeping hooks in, I wrapped up a figure 4 body lock and started to try for the choke. Man, he flipped out of it and damned near ripped my ankle off before I knew what the fuck hit me. Learning experience.

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Oh yeah!? How about stopping a quadruple slippy slide twin axe flip flop with a knee bar!? Huh!?

Right, can't be done!

TKD ROCKS!!!

Sorry bud, in the end it's still Rickson Gracie with the flying armbar.

Timon · 06-18-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Probably shouldn't tell him that's also called a rear naked choke. Imagine the fun he'll have.

That's not funny at all.... that's fucking sick!!

Anthony · 06-18-2006, 12:47 AM

You don't even want to see some variants of the kimura, Timon.

Okay kids, I'm off to bed.

Have a good one!

cheekycherry · 06-18-2006, 03:36 AM

Timon is obviously taking the piss.

dig420 · 06-18-2006, 10:35 AM

you shouldn't even be allowed to perform a can opener on a white belt, it's too dangerous... Rener gets by with the RNC no problem, no pain, just go to sleep my child...

gecko · 06-18-2006, 10:56 AM

if it goes to the ground you're so out of luck

slapass · 06-18-2006, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital.

BJJ is for homos.

So typed a person with zero knowledge of real fighting. Read a bit and learn. TKD is fun to learn but is far from the end all fighting style.

fuzebox · 06-18-2006, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

owwww

fuzebox · 06-18-2006, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

I'm like 180-185 pounds these days

Aha, now I've got at least 10-15lb of gut on you, you're toast next time...

WarChild · 06-18-2006, 11:21 AM

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Aha, now I've got at least 10-15lb of gut on you, you're toast next time...

Wanna bet?

QuaWee · 06-18-2006, 11:31 AM

bjj = grappling
taekwondo = standup

Vitasoy · 06-18-2006, 04:26 PM

Lets put it this way.. I'm not even sure I can list an handful of MMA fighters who train in taekwondo, but I can go on and on of fighters who train in BJJ

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Taekwondo kicks BJJ's ass anyday Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital. BJJ is for homos.

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	homo all the way:

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Got any pics of the South-South technique??

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Timon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Mayflower HQ Posts: 213	Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	Here you go Timon. http://homepage.eircom.net/~matbattl...y_pedro_02.jpg __________________

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Anthony Keyboard Warrior Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: One of the outer rings of Hell Posts: 9,653	You don't even want to see some variants of the kimura, Timon. Okay kids, I'm off to bed. Have a good one! __________________

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dig420 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 9,240	you shouldn't even be allowed to perform a can opener on a white belt, it's too dangerous... Rener gets by with the RNC no problem, no pain, just go to sleep my child...

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