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  • Timon
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 213

    #1

    Taekwondo kicks BJJ's ass anyday

    Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital.

    BJJ is for homos.
  • Anthony
    Keyboard Warrior
    • Feb 2001
    • 9653

    #2
    BJJ is definately gay. All grappling is.

    This site rocks. http://matbattle.com

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    • Timon
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2002
      • 213

      #3
      homo all the way:

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      • Timon
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 213

        #4
        stickyfingers, does this thread give you a woody?

        got any gay vale tudo pics to share?

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        • Anthony
          Keyboard Warrior
          • Feb 2001
          • 9653

          #5
          Originally posted by Timon
          homo all the way:

          That pic wouldn't be soo bad in my eyes, if I didn't own a pair of Koral grappling shorts.

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          • Timon
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2002
            • 213

            #6
            Originally posted by Anthony
            That pic wouldn't be soo bad in my eyes, if I didn't own a pair of Koral grappling shorts.
            Not to worry, it says ORAL

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            • Anthony
              Keyboard Warrior
              • Feb 2001
              • 9653

              #7
              Originally posted by Timon
              Not to worry, it says ORAL
              I know, I can read. I'm trying to save face for my fighting style by stating it's "KORAL".


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              • UtahSaints
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2005
                • 1538

                #8
                Brasil is for Trannys .. isn't it???
                Enjoy Bucks - Enjoy Bucks

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                • UtahSaints
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1538

                  #9
                  How ever I almost had my head chopped off by one JJ guy... My neck was sore for days..
                  Enjoy Bucks - Enjoy Bucks

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                  • WarChild
                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                    • Jan 2003
                    • 17263

                    #10
                    A complete fighter has both a stand up AND a ground game. One without the other is not a complete package.

                    That being said, I don't think somebody with 6 months experience in TKD would be any match at all for a BJJ black belt. I have years of Muay Thai experience, and I'm no match for my black belt instructor.
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                    • Timon
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 213

                      #11
                      Originally posted by RS-MEDIA
                      My neck was sore for days..
                      Yeah that deep throat shit you'll feel for a few days

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                      • Timon
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 213

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WarChild
                        One without the other is not a complete package.
                        BJJ is ALL about the package ;)

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                        • Anthony
                          Keyboard Warrior
                          • Feb 2001
                          • 9653

                          #13
                          Originally posted by WarChild
                          A complete fighter has both a stand up AND a ground game. One without the other is not a complete package.

                          That being said, I don't think somebody with 6 months experience in TKD would be any match at all for a BJJ black belt. I have years of Muay Thai experience, and I'm no match for my black belt instructor.
                          Don't forget the pummelling game. Stand up grappling is very much important.

                          3 main styles of MMA

                          Muay Thai for striking
                          Wrestling for pummeling
                          BJJ for grappling

                          It's a young man's game, and I seriously fucking am impressed at you doing it so hardcore. I did the 6 day a week program back in 2003, I just can't see doing it again now.

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                          • Anthony
                            Keyboard Warrior
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9653

                            #14
                            Originally posted by RS-MEDIA
                            How ever I almost had my head chopped off by one JJ guy... My neck was sore for days..
                            Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

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                            • Timon
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 213

                              #15
                              Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

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                              • WarChild
                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 17263

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Anthony
                                Don't forget the pummelling game. Stand up grappling is very much important.

                                3 main styles of MMA

                                Muay Thai for striking
                                Wrestling for pummeling
                                BJJ for grappling

                                It's a young man's game, and I seriously fucking am impressed at you doing it so hardcore. I did the 6 day a week program back in 2003, I just can't see doing it again now.
                                Yeah, these old bones and joints are sore as hell. It certainly is for young men. I'm just lucky to have a great friend who's a black belt, so all the private lessons make a big difference.

                                Sometimes I'll spend two hours practicting three or four sweeps from spider guard over and over and over without any time after for rolling. My friend Sydney is really technical, so we spend a lot of time on technique.
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                                • Anthony
                                  Keyboard Warrior
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 9653

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Timon
                                  Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?
                                  It's called North South, you fucking pervert.

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                                  • Anthony
                                    Keyboard Warrior
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 9653

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RS-MEDIA
                                    Brasil is for Trannys .. isn't it???
                                    So is Thailand.

                                    Hope that shuts the dutchie up.

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                                    • Timon
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2002
                                      • 213

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Anthony
                                      Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?
                                      Usually people end up getting choked from deep throat

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                                      • Anthony
                                        Keyboard Warrior
                                        • Feb 2001
                                        • 9653

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Timon
                                        Usually people end up getting choked from deep throat
                                        This is a losing argument.

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                                        • WarChild
                                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 17263

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Timon
                                          Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?
                                          I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug.
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                                          • Anthony
                                            Keyboard Warrior
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 9653

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by WarChild
                                            I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug.
                                            I weighed in today, 255lbs. I should be 240 by Vegas, and 230 by Miami in August, if not less.

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                                            • Timon
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 213

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by WarChild
                                              I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug.
                                              Try to stay on top if you can ;)

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                                              • WarChild
                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                • Jan 2003
                                                • 17263

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Anthony
                                                Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?
                                                Man, I hate assholes that use canopener to bust open a newbie's guard. It's such a rookie maneuver and not to mention useless against someone with a thick enough neck. You won't see any can openers when black belts fights.

                                                I bet it was a guillotine that did it to him. The first few times you get caught in one, almost everyone wiggles around and tightens it up without knowing it. I've left a nice ring of bruises from Mata Leao though, on a GFYer actually.
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                                                • Timon
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 213

                                                  #25
                                                  Got any pics of the South-South technique??

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                                                  • WarChild
                                                    Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                    • Jan 2003
                                                    • 17263

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                                    I weighed in today, 255lbs. I should be 240 by Vegas, and 230 by Miami in August, if not less.
                                                    I was 240 January 1. Man looking back I can't believe it. I went for a run with a 45 pound plate clutched to my chest the other day to see what it was like. I'm amazed I could even move before.
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                                                    • Anthony
                                                      Keyboard Warrior
                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                      • 9653

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by WarChild
                                                      Man, I hate assholes that use canopener to bust open a newbie's guard. It's such a rookie maneuver and not to mention useless against someone with a thick enough neck. You won't see any can openers when black belts fights.

                                                      I bet it was a guillotine that did it to him. The first few times you get caught in one, almost everyone wiggles around and tightens it up without knowing it. I've left a nice ring of bruises from Mata Leao though, on a GFYer actually.
                                                      Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

                                                      I did Mata Leao, on KB. It was a bootyful thiing!

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                                                      • Anthony
                                                        Keyboard Warrior
                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                        • 9653

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Timon
                                                        Got any pics of the South-South technique??
                                                        Yeah, it's called the Back mount.

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                                                        • Anthony
                                                          Keyboard Warrior
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 9653

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                          I was 240 January 1. Man looking back I can't believe it. I went for a run with a 45 pound plate clutched to my chest the other day to see what it was like. I'm amazed I could even move before.
                                                          Yah man, when I was talking to Fuze, he was like you were a a mad man.

                                                          That is no small feat. If I can get back to 210, OMG. All my Christmas's would come at once.

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                                                          • WarChild
                                                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 17263

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Anthony
                                                            Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

                                                            I did Mata Leao, on KB. It was a bootyful thiing!
                                                            Yeah it was fuzebox actually, rolling after a private lesson.
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                                                            • Timon
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                              • 213

                                                              #31
                                                              Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!

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                                                              • WarChild
                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                • 17263

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                Yah man, when I was talking to Fuze, he was like you were a a mad man.

                                                                That is no small feat. If I can get back to 210, OMG. All my Christmas's would come at once.
                                                                My goal for the end of the year is 200 pounds 10% bodyfat. I'm like 180 - 12% now.
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                                                                • Anthony
                                                                  Keyboard Warrior
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 9653

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Here you go Timon.

                                                                  http://homepage.eircom.net/~matbattl...y_pedro_02.jpg

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                                                                  • Timon
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jul 2002
                                                                    • 213

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                    got any nude ones?

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                                                                    • WarChild
                                                                      Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 17263

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Timon
                                                                      Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!
                                                                      A very good friend of mine is a TKD black belt. He posts here as Agent White. I have video from him of him step in side kicking a guy literally 20 feet. There's a time and a place for a good side kick or crescent kick for sure, but it won't help you in a clinch.
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                                                                      • Anthony
                                                                        Keyboard Warrior
                                                                        • Feb 2001
                                                                        • 9653

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Timon
                                                                        got any nude ones?
                                                                        Sorry, personal pics.

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                                                                        • Timon
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 213

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                          A very good friend of mine is a TKD black belt. He posts here as Agent White. I have video from him of him step in side kicking a guy literally 20 feet. There's a time and a place for a good side kick or crescent kick for sure, but it won't help you in a clinch.
                                                                          Oh yeah!? How about stopping a quadruple slippy slide twin axe flip flop with a knee bar!? Huh!?

                                                                          Right, can't be done!

                                                                          TKD ROCKS!!!

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                                                                          • WarChild
                                                                            Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 17263

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                            Probably shouldn't tell him that's also called a rear naked choke. Imagine the fun he'll have.

                                                                            I was rolling with Carlos Sapao the other day, and he gave me his back. So instead of keeping hooks in, I wrapped up a figure 4 body lock and started to try for the choke. Man, he flipped out of it and damned near ripped my ankle off before I knew what the fuck hit me. Learning experience.
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                                                                            • WarChild
                                                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 17263

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Timon
                                                                              Oh yeah!? How about stopping a quadruple slippy slide twin axe flip flop with a knee bar!? Huh!?

                                                                              Right, can't be done!

                                                                              TKD ROCKS!!!
                                                                              Sorry bud, in the end it's still Rickson Gracie with the flying armbar.
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                                                                              • Timon
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Jul 2002
                                                                                • 213

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                Probably shouldn't tell him that's also called a rear naked choke. Imagine the fun he'll have.
                                                                                That's not funny at all.... that's fucking sick!!

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                                                                                • Anthony
                                                                                  Keyboard Warrior
                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                  • 9653

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  You don't even want to see some variants of the kimura, Timon.

                                                                                  Okay kids, I'm off to bed.

                                                                                  Have a good one!

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                                                                                  • cheekycherry
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Feb 2002
                                                                                    • 1703

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Timon is obviously taking the piss.

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                                                                                    • dig420
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                                      • 9240

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      you shouldn't even be allowed to perform a can opener on a white belt, it's too dangerous... Rener gets by with the RNC no problem, no pain, just go to sleep my child...

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                                                                                      • gecko
                                                                                        ******
                                                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                                                        • 21846

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        if it goes to the ground you're so out of luck
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                                                                                        • slapass
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                          • 14625

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Timon
                                                                                          Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital.

                                                                                          BJJ is for homos.
                                                                                          So typed a person with zero knowledge of real fighting. Read a bit and learn. TKD is fun to learn but is far from the end all fighting style.

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                                                                                          • fuzebox
                                                                                            making it rain
                                                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                                                            • 22353

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Anthony
                                                                                            Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!
                                                                                            owwww

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                                                                                            • fuzebox
                                                                                              making it rain
                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                              • 22353

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                              I'm like 180-185 pounds these days
                                                                                              Aha, now I've got at least 10-15lb of gut on you, you're toast next time...

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                                                                                              • WarChild
                                                                                                Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                                                                • Jan 2003
                                                                                                • 17263

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by fuzebox
                                                                                                Aha, now I've got at least 10-15lb of gut on you, you're toast next time...
                                                                                                Wanna bet?
                                                                                                .

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                                                                                                • QuaWee
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                  • 5791

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  bjj = grappling
                                                                                                  taekwondo = standup
                                                                                                  i luv mainstream

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                                                                                                  • Vitasoy
                                                                                                    GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                                                                                                    • Oct 2003
                                                                                                    • 58202

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Lets put it this way.. I'm not even sure I can list an handful of MMA fighters who train in taekwondo, but I can go on and on of fighters who train in BJJ


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