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Timon 06-18-2006 12:04 AM

Taekwondo kicks BJJ's ass anyday
 
Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital.

BJJ is for homos.

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:07 AM

BJJ is definately gay. All grappling is.

This site rocks. http://matbattle.com

Timon 06-18-2006 12:09 AM

homo all the way:

http://www.matbattle.com/images/arti...ing_goes_2.jpg

Timon 06-18-2006 12:09 AM

stickyfingers, does this thread give you a woody?

got any gay vale tudo pics to share?

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon

That pic wouldn't be soo bad in my eyes, if I didn't own a pair of Koral grappling shorts. :(

Timon 06-18-2006 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
That pic wouldn't be soo bad in my eyes, if I didn't own a pair of Koral grappling shorts. :(

Not to worry, it says ORAL :1orglaugh

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Not to worry, it says ORAL :1orglaugh

I know, I can read. I'm trying to save face for my fighting style by stating it's "KORAL".

:(

UtahSaints 06-18-2006 12:13 AM

Brasil is for Trannys .. isn't it???

UtahSaints 06-18-2006 12:14 AM

How ever I almost had my head chopped off by one JJ guy... My neck was sore for days..

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:15 AM

A complete fighter has both a stand up AND a ground game. One without the other is not a complete package.

That being said, I don't think somebody with 6 months experience in TKD would be any match at all for a BJJ black belt. I have years of Muay Thai experience, and I'm no match for my black belt instructor.

Timon 06-18-2006 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
My neck was sore for days..

Yeah that deep throat shit you'll feel for a few days :(

Timon 06-18-2006 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
One without the other is not a complete package.

BJJ is ALL about the package ;)

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
A complete fighter has both a stand up AND a ground game. One without the other is not a complete package.

That being said, I don't think somebody with 6 months experience in TKD would be any match at all for a BJJ black belt. I have years of Muay Thai experience, and I'm no match for my black belt instructor.

Don't forget the pummelling game. Stand up grappling is very much important.

3 main styles of MMA

Muay Thai for striking
Wrestling for pummeling
BJJ for grappling

It's a young man's game, and I seriously fucking am impressed at you doing it so hardcore. I did the 6 day a week program back in 2003, I just can't see doing it again now. :(

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
How ever I almost had my head chopped off by one JJ guy... My neck was sore for days..

Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

Timon 06-18-2006 12:19 AM

Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Don't forget the pummelling game. Stand up grappling is very much important.

3 main styles of MMA

Muay Thai for striking
Wrestling for pummeling
BJJ for grappling

It's a young man's game, and I seriously fucking am impressed at you doing it so hardcore. I did the 6 day a week program back in 2003, I just can't see doing it again now. :(

Yeah, these old bones and joints are sore as hell. It certainly is for young men. I'm just lucky to have a great friend who's a black belt, so all the private lessons make a big difference.

Sometimes I'll spend two hours practicting three or four sweeps from spider guard over and over and over without any time after for rolling. My friend Sydney is really technical, so we spend a lot of time on technique.

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

It's called North South, you fucking pervert.

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA
Brasil is for Trannys .. isn't it???

So is Thailand.

Hope that shuts the dutchie up.

Timon 06-18-2006 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

Usually people end up getting choked from deep throat

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Usually people end up getting choked from deep throat

This is a losing argument.

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Anybody got pics of Anthony doing WarChild 69!!?

I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug. :(

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug. :(

I weighed in today, 255lbs. I should be 240 by Vegas, and 230 by Miami in August, if not less. :)

Timon 06-18-2006 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
I'm like 180-185 pounds these days .. Anthony must have like 60+ pounds on me. From North South he'd squash me like a bug. :(

Try to stay on top if you can ;)

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Did you get choked, neck cranked, or can opener?

Man, I hate assholes that use canopener to bust open a newbie's guard. It's such a rookie maneuver and not to mention useless against someone with a thick enough neck. You won't see any can openers when black belts fights. :2 cents:

I bet it was a guillotine that did it to him. The first few times you get caught in one, almost everyone wiggles around and tightens it up without knowing it. I've left a nice ring of bruises from Mata Leao though, on a GFYer actually. :)

Timon 06-18-2006 12:27 AM

Got any pics of the South-South technique??

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
I weighed in today, 255lbs. I should be 240 by Vegas, and 230 by Miami in August, if not less. :)

I was 240 January 1. Man looking back I can't believe it. I went for a run with a 45 pound plate clutched to my chest the other day to see what it was like. I'm amazed I could even move before. :)

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
Man, I hate assholes that use canopener to bust open a newbie's guard. It's such a rookie maneuver and not to mention useless against someone with a thick enough neck. You won't see any can openers when black belts fights. :2 cents:

I bet it was a guillotine that did it to him. The first few times you get caught in one, almost everyone wiggles around and tightens it up without knowing it. I've left a nice ring of bruises from Mata Leao though, on a GFYer actually. :)

Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

I did Mata Leao, on KB. It was a bootyful thiing!

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Got any pics of the South-South technique??

Yeah, it's called the Back mount.

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
I was 240 January 1. Man looking back I can't believe it. I went for a run with a 45 pound plate clutched to my chest the other day to see what it was like. I'm amazed I could even move before. :)

Yah man, when I was talking to Fuze, he was like you were a a mad man.

That is no small feat. If I can get back to 210, OMG. All my Christmas's would come at once.

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

I did Mata Leao, on KB. It was a bootyful thiing!

Yeah it was fuzebox actually, rolling after a private lesson. :pimp

Timon 06-18-2006 12:31 AM

Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Yah man, when I was talking to Fuze, he was like you were a a mad man.

That is no small feat. If I can get back to 210, OMG. All my Christmas's would come at once.

My goal for the end of the year is 200 pounds 10% bodyfat. I'm like 180 - 12% now.

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:32 AM

Here you go Timon.

http://homepage.eircom.net/~matbattl...y_pedro_02.jpg

Timon 06-18-2006 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

got any nude ones?

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Seriously guys, everyone knows you can't stop a TKD tripple salto reverse screwdriver kick with an armbar!

A very good friend of mine is a TKD black belt. He posts here as Agent White. I have video from him of him step in side kicking a guy literally 20 feet. There's a time and a place for a good side kick or crescent kick for sure, but it won't help you in a clinch. :2 cents:

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
got any nude ones?

Sorry, personal pics. :(

Timon 06-18-2006 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
A very good friend of mine is a TKD black belt. He posts here as Agent White. I have video from him of him step in side kicking a guy literally 20 feet. There's a time and a place for a good side kick or crescent kick for sure, but it won't help you in a clinch. :2 cents:

Oh yeah!? How about stopping a quadruple slippy slide twin axe flip flop with a knee bar!? Huh!?

Right, can't be done!

TKD ROCKS!!! :321GFY

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Probably shouldn't tell him that's also called a rear naked choke. Imagine the fun he'll have.

I was rolling with Carlos Sapao the other day, and he gave me his back. So instead of keeping hooks in, I wrapped up a figure 4 body lock and started to try for the choke. Man, he flipped out of it and damned near ripped my ankle off before I knew what the fuck hit me. Learning experience.

WarChild 06-18-2006 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Oh yeah!? How about stopping a quadruple slippy slide twin axe flip flop with a knee bar!? Huh!?

Right, can't be done!

TKD ROCKS!!! :321GFY

Sorry bud, in the end it's still Rickson Gracie with the flying armbar.

Timon 06-18-2006 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
Probably shouldn't tell him that's also called a rear naked choke. Imagine the fun he'll have.

That's not funny at all.... that's fucking sick!!

Anthony 06-18-2006 12:47 AM

You don't even want to see some variants of the kimura, Timon. :)

Okay kids, I'm off to bed.

Have a good one!

cheekycherry 06-18-2006 03:36 AM

Timon is obviously taking the piss.

dig420 06-18-2006 10:35 AM

you shouldn't even be allowed to perform a can opener on a white belt, it's too dangerous... Rener gets by with the RNC no problem, no pain, just go to sleep my child...

http://dig420.com/me/ant_rener.jpg

gecko 06-18-2006 10:56 AM

if it goes to the ground you're so out of luck

slapass 06-18-2006 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Timon
Taekwondo is MUCH better than BJJ. Anyone with 6 months of Taekwondo experience can kick a BJJ blackbelt into the hospital.

BJJ is for homos.

So typed a person with zero knowledge of real fighting. Read a bit and learn. TKD is fun to learn but is far from the end all fighting style.

fuzebox 06-18-2006 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony
Fuze? ahahahahah, please say it's so!

:( :( owwww

fuzebox 06-18-2006 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by WarChild
I'm like 180-185 pounds these days

Aha, now I've got at least 10-15lb of gut on you, you're toast next time...

WarChild 06-18-2006 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox
Aha, now I've got at least 10-15lb of gut on you, you're toast next time...

Wanna bet? :winkwink:

QuaWee 06-18-2006 11:31 AM

bjj = grappling
taekwondo = standup

Vitasoy 06-18-2006 04:26 PM

Lets put it this way.. I'm not even sure I can list an handful of MMA fighters who train in taekwondo, but I can go on and on of fighters who train in BJJ


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