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mrgica · 06-14-2006, 05:26 PM

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

reynold · 06-14-2006, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mrgica

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

You sound like you feel terribly sorry for your decision..

CuriousToyBoy · 06-14-2006, 06:51 PM

Hear about the guy who asked his girlfriend to marry him ?

She said "No" and he lived happily ever after.

;-)

Spunky · 06-14-2006, 06:52 PM

Why would I want to be miserable?

cadillacking · 06-14-2006, 06:56 PM

And give up half?... That wouldn't be good business, now would it.

Bdiddy · 06-14-2006, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Hear about the guy who asked his girlfriend to marry him ?

She said "No" and he lived happily ever after.

;-)

Pornwolf · 06-14-2006, 06:57 PM

I have not met a married guy yet that suggests marriage is a good thing to do.

Not one.

pussyluver · 06-14-2006, 06:59 PM

Marriage is not necessarily a good thing at all! Twice was enough o convince me.

Linkster · 06-14-2006, 07:07 PM

Ive always followed WC Fields views on marriage:

"I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck."

To the question: Do married people live longer?--Fields responded

"No, it just seems longer."

Asked if he believed in clubs for women, Fields responded:
"Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive."

And my favorite - not WC Fields - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

New wikipedia definition - 'divorce'. From the Latin for 'having your genitals torn off through your wallet'."

gecko · 06-14-2006, 07:26 PM

I see your hidden message

J. Falcon · 06-14-2006, 08:03 PM

Funny thread

Sergio_AVAcash · 06-14-2006, 08:55 PM

that's really serious to decide...

MaddCaz · 06-14-2006, 08:59 PM

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SgtStrider · 06-14-2006, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Hear about the guy who asked his girlfriend to marry him ?

She said "No" and he lived happily ever after.

;-)

notabook · 06-15-2006, 12:10 AM

Marriage is kinda like a taco... when you first bite into it, it's hot and delicious and makes your mouth water as you stare at it's succulent hard shell? but after a couple of bites you really need to take a shit but your all out of toilet paper.

beemk · 06-15-2006, 01:34 AM

haha i was listening to the tom leykis show. he said "1 out of 2 marriages are bound to fail, think of it like a business proposition. if someone came to you and told you that you had 1 in 2 chances of the business failing, you're going to turn it down"

Pornwolf · 06-15-2006, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

haha i was listening to the tom leykis show. he said "1 out of 2 marriages are bound to fail, think of it like a business proposition. if someone came to you and told you that you had 1 in 2 chances of the business failing, you're going to turn it down"

Unfortunately people look at it like the lotto... maybe my ticket will win!

Scott McD · 06-15-2006, 03:38 AM

I have NO intentions of ever getting married...

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