Ive always followed WC Fields views on marriage:
"I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck."
To the question: Do married people live longer?--Fields responded
"No, it just seems longer."
Asked if he believed in clubs for women, Fields responded:
"Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."
"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive."
And my favorite - not WC Fields - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
New wikipedia definition - 'divorce'. From the Latin for 'having your genitals torn off through your wallet'."
