Every man should marry!
 

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. :Oh crap

You sound like you feel terribly sorry for your decision.. :pimp

Hear about the guy who asked his girlfriend to marry him ?

She said "No" and he lived happily ever after.

;-)

Why would I want to be miserable?

And give up half?... That wouldn't be good business, now would it.

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I have not met a married guy yet that suggests marriage is a good thing to do.

Not one.

Marriage is not necessarily a good thing at all! Twice was enough o convince me.

Ive always followed WC Fields views on marriage:

"I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck."

To the question: Do married people live longer?--Fields responded:)
"No, it just seems longer."

Asked if he believed in clubs for women, Fields responded:
"Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."

"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive."


And my favorite - not WC Fields - My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

New wikipedia definition - 'divorce'. From the Latin for 'having your genitals torn off through your wallet'." :1orglaugh

I see your hidden message

Funny thread :1orglaugh

that's really serious to decide...

marry these nuts in they mowwwffff

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Marriage is kinda like a taco... when you first bite into it, it's hot and delicious and makes your mouth water as you stare at it's succulent hard shell? but after a couple of bites you really need to take a shit but your all out of toilet paper.

haha i was listening to the tom leykis show. he said "1 out of 2 marriages are bound to fail, think of it like a business proposition. if someone came to you and told you that you had 1 in 2 chances of the business failing, you're going to turn it down"

Unfortunately people look at it like the lotto... maybe my ticket will win! :upsidedow

I have NO intentions of ever getting married...