I thought this office was crazy enough but now that Rochard is here.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:07 PM

............I swear it's gotten worse! Nothing is sacred around here. If you don't have thick skin, do not apply for a job here.

Rochard thank you for the great laugh, you are truly ruthless! I am still laughing my ass off.

I am constantly looking over my shoulder in fear of what is going to happen next. I swear with all the jokes being played one day something serious is going to really happen and we are going to blow it off. LOL

Oh BTW you forgot, Home*Land*Security is looking for you!

I think the scariest part is, not knowing how far I would go to win! I can be pretty ruthless, I almost kicked Spannow's ass, uh Rochard!

Lace · 05-31-2006, 05:08 PM

Is there a Yager tap in the office now?

Rochard · 05-31-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lace

Is there a Yager tap in the office now?

I'm working on it.

S P A N N O W · 05-31-2006, 05:12 PM

LO fuckingL

Bitch Slap!

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

Is there a Yager tap in the office now?

It's in the ottoman at Rochard's desk. We lined the inside with plastic, filled it with ice and voila. But don't tell anyone. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret!

Lace · 05-31-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

It's in the ottoman at Rochard's desk. We lined the inside with plastic, filled it with ice and voila. But don't tell anyone. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret!

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

LO fuckingL

Bitch Slap!

The only thing we forgot in that whole skit was a camera shot of his face when I jumped on you! It would have been the new Orly Owl or whatever that bird thing is around here!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-31-2006, 05:16 PM

Your office sounds like fun.

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Batts

Your office sounds like fun.

Yeah it's fun alright, we have topless foozball in 30 minutes but I am the only girl!

TexasDreams · 05-31-2006, 05:21 PM

I need to start charging more for those webcam feeds I set up from the office.

Ooops!!! Nevermind.... I didn't say that.

Lace · 05-31-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Yeah it's fun alright, we have topless foozball in 30 minutes but I am the only girl!

Girls = Topless
Guys = Bottomless

There, I solved your problem. LOL

WiredGuy · 05-31-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I need to start charging more for those webcam feeds I set up from the office.

Ooops!!! Nevermind.... I didn't say that.

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I need to start charging more for those webcam feeds I set up from the office.

Ooops!!! Nevermind.... I didn't say that.

Now we must kill you!

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace

Girls = Topless
Guys = Bottomless

There, I solved your problem. LOL

Oh my, that's a sight. The willy swinging side to side as they shoot and scoooooooooooooooooore!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-31-2006, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Yeah it's fun alright, we have topless foozball in 30 minutes but I am the only girl!

now your teasing me lol, i must apply for a job there.

RyuLion · 05-31-2006, 05:27 PM

That's Richard for ya..lol

S P A N N O W · 05-31-2006, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

The only thing we forgot in that whole skit was a camera shot of his face when I jumped on you! It would have been the new Orly Owl or whatever that bird thing is around here!

You mean like this?!

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:37 PM

See nothing is sacred, not even Rochard's snatch!

Something tells me the stakes just went up!

Thurbs · 05-31-2006, 05:38 PM

that is one eeeerie chop - don't lie loryn, u dont have thick skin

republicans suck what? LOL.

DatingGold · 05-31-2006, 05:44 PM

boiling water

Loryn · 05-31-2006, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thurbs

that is one eeeerie chop - don't lie loryn, u dont have thick skin

republicans suck what? LOL.

Oh look who just entered the dance floor, you want a piece of me babe?

Let's roll! Remember Reps. love war.

Rochard · 05-31-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

You mean like this?!

OH snap. That's it. Game on.

SleazyDream · 05-31-2006, 06:19 PM

i owe you a trip loryn

Thurbs · 05-31-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn-Adult.com

Oh look who just entered the dance floor, you want a piece of me babe?

Let's roll! Remember Reps. love war.

lol - reps. love to turn things into parking lots

sup sup sweetie.

xclusive · 05-31-2006, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

You mean like this?!

Well that ass looks like it's had a lot of action

Rochard · 05-31-2006, 09:11 PM

I'm make a hot girl.

If I was a woman, I'd never leave the house. Look at my breasts. I'd stay at home and fondle them all day.

If I did leave the house, I'd nail everything that wasn't nailed down.

PimpDaddyPants · 05-31-2006, 09:39 PM

Wow its a good chop of rochard but its screepy hehehe "Whats up rochard"

You guys need to watch out for Loryn she is very smart and will lay the smack down hehe.

RogerV10 · 05-31-2006, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

LO fuckingL

Bitch Slap!

Rochard · 05-31-2006, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PimpDaddyPants

Wow its a good chop of rochard but its screepy hehehe "Whats up rochard"

You guys need to watch out for Loryn she is very smart and will lay the smack down hehe.

Blah blah blah whatever.

Talk is cheap in our office.

Loryn · 06-02-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thurbs

lol - reps. love to turn things into parking lots

sup sup sweetie.

Parking lots are good! Then everyone wouldn't have to drive around looking for a place to park, there would be plently of room. LOL

Not much sweetie! *smooch* Hope things are wonderful on your side of the world!

Kiwigirl · 06-02-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

You mean like this?!

Classic!! hehehe I love the feet in the air pose. Rochard, you sure do make one sexy hoe! LOL

testpie · 06-02-2006, 02:10 PM

Ah life if i were to have an office...
* Imagines the spacious cardboard-box environment...

pussyluver · 06-02-2006, 02:49 PM

Good to know Playboy is getting their monies worth

madawgz · 06-02-2006, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

Your office sounds like fun.

seriously, id love to be there

05-31-2006, 05:07 PM	#1
Loryn Super Connector Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 12,853	I thought this office was crazy enough but now that Rochard is here.... ............I swear it's gotten worse! Nothing is sacred around here. If you don't have thick skin, do not apply for a job here. Rochard thank you for the great laugh, you are truly ruthless! I am still laughing my ass off. I am constantly looking over my shoulder in fear of what is going to happen next. I swear with all the jokes being played one day something serious is going to really happen and we are going to blow it off. LOL Oh BTW you forgot, HomeLandSecurity is looking for you! I think the scariest part is, not knowing how far I would go to win! I can be pretty ruthless, I almost kicked Spannow's ass, uh Rochard! __________________ ~ loryn@loryntaylor . com ~ RIP TD

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