I thought this office was crazy enough but now that Rochard is here....
 

............I swear it's gotten worse! Nothing is sacred around here. If you don't have thick skin, do not apply for a job here. :helpme

Rochard thank you for the great laugh, you are truly ruthless! I am still laughing my ass off. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am constantly looking over my shoulder in fear of what is going to happen next. I swear with all the jokes being played one day something serious is going to really happen and we are going to blow it off. LOL

Oh BTW you forgot, Home*Land*Security is looking for you! :Oh crap

I think the scariest part is, not knowing how far I would go to win! I can be pretty ruthless, I almost kicked Spannow's ass, uh Rochard! :mad:

Is there a Yager tap in the office now? :Graucho

I'm working on it.

LO fuckingL

http://rawsocket.org/rtfm/images/slap.jpg

Bitch Slap!

It's in the ottoman at Rochard's desk. We lined the inside with plastic, filled it with ice and voila. But don't tell anyone. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it's a secret!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The only thing we forgot in that whole skit was a camera shot of his face when I jumped on you! It would have been the new Orly Owl or whatever that bird thing is around here! :1orglaugh

Your office sounds like fun.

Yeah it's fun alright, we have topless foozball in 30 minutes but I am the only girl! :disgust

I need to start charging more for those webcam feeds I set up from the office.

Ooops!!! Nevermind.... I didn't say that. :helpme

Girls = Topless
Guys = Bottomless


There, I solved your problem. LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now we must kill you! :mad:

Oh my, that's a sight. The willy swinging side to side as they shoot and scoooooooooooooooooore! :1orglaugh

now your teasing me lol, i must apply for a job there.

That's Richard for ya..lol

You mean like this?!

http://spannow.adult.com/rochardorly.jpg

:1orglaugh

See nothing is sacred, not even Rochard's snatch! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Something tells me the stakes just went up! :helpme

that is one eeeerie chop - don't lie loryn, u dont have thick skin :winkwink: republicans suck what? LOL.

boiling water

Oh look who just entered the dance floor, you want a piece of me babe? :mad:

Let's roll! Remember Reps. love war. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

OH snap. That's it. Game on.

i owe you a trip loryn

lol - reps. love to turn things into parking lots :1orglaugh sup sup sweetie. :upsidedow

Well that ass looks like it's had a lot of action:)

I'm make a hot girl.

If I was a woman, I'd never leave the house. Look at my breasts. I'd stay at home and fondle them all day.

If I did leave the house, I'd nail everything that wasn't nailed down.

Wow its a good chop of rochard but its screepy hehehe "Whats up rochard"

You guys need to watch out for Loryn she is very smart and will lay the smack down hehe.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Blah blah blah whatever.

Talk is cheap in our office.

Parking lots are good! Then everyone wouldn't have to drive around looking for a place to park, there would be plently of room. LOL

Not much sweetie! *smooch* Hope things are wonderful on your side of the world! :wetkiss

Classic!! hehehe I love the feet in the air pose. Rochard, you sure do make one sexy hoe! LOL

Ah life if i were to have an office...
* Imagines the spacious cardboard-box environment...

:1orglaugh Good to know Playboy is getting their monies worth :thumbsup

seriously, id love to be there :thumbsup