Cologroup Virtual Hosting - GoFuckYourself.com

pimpshost · 05-21-2002, 03:59 PM

I have noticed all the chat about virtual hosting and I am going to throw in some actual info on our company, since so many people have an opinion.

Overall, Virtual Hosting is not that difficult, it basically requires the right infrastructure and system to manage virtual hosting properly. We never in our minds expected the kind of success we have seen with our virtual hosting and we did not have the right infrastructure to handle the load.

If you 've been on our virtual host service, I can tell you, as a result of these problems, we have done nothing but take in all the input from what is going on and used that input to develop a system for virtual hosting that meets all your needs and ours.

From our recent experiences, the support breakdown has been as follows:

30% Setups
30% With maintenece (adding adding domains, emails, CGI, MYSQL, etc.)
30% Dealing with problems, creating solutions
10% Billing and Contracts

What we learned from this is, we did not have a system in place to handle the demand for our services both in relation to equipment and overal management. We have spent a lot of time delaing with issues that could have been automated or avoided.

We are lauching our new solution on the 1st and it will solve all of the problems for both you and us. It is already built, just being tested and improved for launch. It will effectively automate the virtual hosting business, so we can concentrate on keeping the servers running, which is what we do best.

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Here is some of what we have done with the virtual hosting..

#1 Automated the Sign Up Process
- Instant Account Activation from our site, no waiting.
#2 Automated Feature Setup
- MySQL, PHP, CGI, SSI, already enabled and setup by default.
#3 Advanced DNS Integration
- Integrated with Network Solutions
- You can control domain name registration, transfers,
renewals, and the overall management of your DNS.
#4 Automated Domain and Email Management
- Instantly add domains to your account
- Instantly configure your email
#5 Improved Web Stats Tracking Software
- Added SUpport for tracking Geographic Regions.
- Giveing more data on your visitors.
#6 Automated Accounting
- View your usage, monthly bill, etc online.
- Pay your bills online.
#7 Upgraded to a Multi-Server clusted solution
- Fail Over when a server Goes Down
- Load Balancing for faster service

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So, if you have been a customer of ours, you should be able to see that this should solve your problems. If you are one of the guys dissing us, just wait and see.

The system will rock.

Thanks for you time,
Jason

mrthumbs · 05-21-2002, 04:08 PM

Doesnt Cologroup have a website to post anouncements?

pimpshost · 05-21-2002, 04:15 PM

We have a BBS, but we have not started using it yet -
http://www.cologroup.com/cgibin/supp...ultimatebb.cgi

mrthumbs · 05-21-2002, 04:21 PM

You're a funny guy, Jason.

clickpimp · 05-21-2002, 04:22 PM

i'll take 10

Pete · 05-21-2002, 05:17 PM

So what are you saying to the people that currently have virtual hosting with you? The system is so fucked that your sites are doomed if you dont move them now or wait 'til you have lost pretty much all the traffic that you ever fuckin worked for and by the 1'st we will be back up and running?

Is that what your trying to say???

kmanrox · 05-21-2002, 05:35 PM

no pete, i think what was intended to be portrayed saying that you are a whiny little schmuck who means nothing in the scale of life with nothing better to do than whine about the hiccup in downtime causing you to lose 3 of your 50 hits a day you get?

ive said it once and ill say it again, you buy cheap bandwidth, and obviously you've weighed the pros and cons and seen the balance of the scale of risk versus price etc, get a grip....

Hey hey mister Ford, I just bought a Ford Focus for the long haul to the steel mill each day to save in gas money, but GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHY IS THIS THIS ENGINE CUTTING OFF @ 85MPH!!!?!?! I WANT TO FUCKING RACE PORCHE'S WHAT THE FUCK IS FORD'S PROBLEM?!?!?! I FEEL SO CHEATED!!

get it, got it, good...

Sly_RJ · 05-21-2002, 05:40 PM

kman, need a beer buddy?

ProgGod · 05-21-2002, 05:43 PM

Damn man obviously you haven't seen the SVT Focuses.. The even have a 6 speed in them..

Sweet ass ride

pimpshost · 05-21-2002, 05:43 PM

Quote:

So what are you saying to the people that currently have virtual hosting with you? The system is so fucked that your sites are doomed if you dont move them now or wait 'til you have lost pretty much all the traffic that you ever fuckin worked for and by the 1'st we will be back up and running?

No, I wasn't directly addressing the uptime issue. We have that worked out right now and the sites are all fine.

I was addressing the support issue. I was letting the customers know that everything our customers have asked for has been added to our new system. I am letting them know that they can manage their own domains, DNS, emails, and account info. I am letting them know everything that took 1-2 days to set up is going to be automated, so ther eis no wait time.

Most of all, I am letting the customers know, that for $50, they'll have one of the best solutions out there. I did not in any way try to say that because we charge less, we want to give you less, or that your sites will be down while we re-organize.

Thats about it Pete

Fletch XXX · 05-21-2002, 05:58 PM

This thread was brought to you by the Number 666
and the good people at http://www.cologroup.com

Jason we're behind you bro. Figuratively ;)

kmanrox · 05-21-2002, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
kman, need a beer buddy?

are you buying? im leaving in 10 minutes =)

eroswebmaster · 05-21-2002, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

ive said it once and ill say it again, you buy cheap bandwidth, and obviously you've weighed the pros and cons and seen the balance of the scale of risk versus price etc, get a grip....

Well Jason there's a glowing comment on your hosting if I ever saw one.

I'm kinda tired of hearing this same ol' bullshit of "you get what you pay for."

No you are not getting what you paid for if a company promises one thing for a set price and does not deliver.

This is not specifically aimed at Cologroup/Pimphost...I'm just stating that is the way business is done.

If company A promises client B a certain product/service for a certain price and both parties agree and are happy with the terms then either one fails to provide either service/product or payment then one of the parties is not fullfilling their obligations.

REGARDLESS OF THE PRICE.

If company A cannot provide that product/service for that price in good faith but yet continues to promise they can, then they give their customer base only a few options on which to judge them, their product/service, and finally their character.

That's all I've got to say about that

Pete · 05-21-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

no pete, i think what was intended to be portrayed saying that you are a whiny little schmuck who means nothing in the scale of life with nothing better to do than whine about the hiccup in downtime causing you to lose 3 of your 50 hits a day you get?

ive said it once and ill say it again, you buy cheap bandwidth, and obviously you've weighed the pros and cons and seen the balance of the scale of risk versus price etc, get a grip....

Hey hey mister Ford, I just bought a Ford Focus for the long haul to the steel mill each day to save in gas money, but GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHY IS THIS THIS ENGINE CUTTING OFF @ 85MPH!!!?!?! I WANT TO FUCKING RACE PORCHE'S WHAT THE FUCK IS FORD'S PROBLEM?!?!?! I FEEL SO CHEATED!!

get it, got it, good...

I'm not on cologroup...SO FUCK OFF!!!!!

Penrod · 05-21-2002, 06:44 PM

K-girlslops,

You are a dick! End of story.

daman420 · 05-21-2002, 07:47 PM

amazing what can be done with cogent these days, and the idiots that buy it... ahh well

pimpshost · 05-21-2002, 08:14 PM

We did not have a problem delivering the virtual hosting til we got 5 signups a day. It was a mis-calculation of demand that caused the problem. You can give me shit now, but you have no idea what I am doing or what we are capable of. I guarantee it.

Quote:

amazing what can be done with cogent these days, and the idiots that buy it... ahh well

Our dedicated customers are happy, it is just the virtual hosting that had problems, so it has nothing to do with Cogent. Also, I was doing this before Cogent was ever around.

kmanrox · 05-21-2002, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pete

I'm not on cologroup...SO FUCK OFF!!!!!

hey, go fuck myself!

05-21-2002, 05:43 PM	#9
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05-21-2002, 05:58 PM	#11
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05-21-2002, 03:59 PM	#1
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	Cologroup Virtual Hosting I have noticed all the chat about virtual hosting and I am going to throw in some actual info on our company, since so many people have an opinion. Overall, Virtual Hosting is not that difficult, it basically requires the right infrastructure and system to manage virtual hosting properly. We never in our minds expected the kind of success we have seen with our virtual hosting and we did not have the right infrastructure to handle the load. If you 've been on our virtual host service, I can tell you, as a result of these problems, we have done nothing but take in all the input from what is going on and used that input to develop a system for virtual hosting that meets all your needs and ours. From our recent experiences, the support breakdown has been as follows: 30% Setups 30% With maintenece (adding adding domains, emails, CGI, MYSQL, etc.) 30% Dealing with problems, creating solutions 10% Billing and Contracts What we learned from this is, we did not have a system in place to handle the demand for our services both in relation to equipment and overal management. We have spent a lot of time delaing with issues that could have been automated or avoided. We are lauching our new solution on the 1st and it will solve all of the problems for both you and us. It is already built, just being tested and improved for launch. It will effectively automate the virtual hosting business, so we can concentrate on keeping the servers running, which is what we do best. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Here is some of what we have done with the virtual hosting.. #1 Automated the Sign Up Process - Instant Account Activation from our site, no waiting. #2 Automated Feature Setup - MySQL, PHP, CGI, SSI, already enabled and setup by default. #3 Advanced DNS Integration - Integrated with Network Solutions - You can control domain name registration, transfers, renewals, and the overall management of your DNS. #4 Automated Domain and Email Management - Instantly add domains to your account - Instantly configure your email #5 Improved Web Stats Tracking Software - Added SUpport for tracking Geographic Regions. - Giveing more data on your visitors. #6 Automated Accounting - View your usage, monthly bill, etc online. - Pay your bills online. #7 Upgraded to a Multi-Server clusted solution - Fail Over when a server Goes Down - Load Balancing for faster service --------------------------------------------------------------------- So, if you have been a customer of ours, you should be able to see that this should solve your problems. If you are one of the guys dissing us, just wait and see. The system will rock. Thanks for you time, Jason __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos

05-21-2002, 04:08 PM	#2
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Doesnt Cologroup have a website to post anouncements?

05-21-2002, 04:15 PM	#3
pimpshost Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,052	We have a BBS, but we have not started using it yet - http://www.cologroup.com/cgibin/supp...ultimatebb.cgi __________________ Jason (Vegas King Condo) Cell 702-371-8941 Web LuxuryinLasVegas.com - High Rise Condos

05-21-2002, 04:21 PM	#4
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	You're a funny guy, Jason.

05-21-2002, 04:22 PM	#5
clickpimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 1,159	i'll take 10

05-21-2002, 05:17 PM	#6
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	So what are you saying to the people that currently have virtual hosting with you? The system is so fucked that your sites are doomed if you dont move them now or wait 'til you have lost pretty much all the traffic that you ever fuckin worked for and by the 1'st we will be back up and running? Is that what your trying to say??? __________________ Evoke Electronics

05-21-2002, 05:35 PM	#7
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,291	no pete, i think what was intended to be portrayed saying that you are a whiny little schmuck who means nothing in the scale of life with nothing better to do than whine about the hiccup in downtime causing you to lose 3 of your 50 hits a day you get? ive said it once and ill say it again, you buy cheap bandwidth, and obviously you've weighed the pros and cons and seen the balance of the scale of risk versus price etc, get a grip.... Hey hey mister Ford, I just bought a Ford Focus for the long haul to the steel mill each day to save in gas money, but GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHY IS THIS THIS ENGINE CUTTING OFF @ 85MPH!!!?!?! I WANT TO FUCKING RACE PORCHE'S WHAT THE FUCK IS FORD'S PROBLEM?!?!?! I FEEL SO CHEATED!! get it, got it, good...

05-21-2002, 05:40 PM	#8
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	kman, need a beer buddy?

05-21-2002, 06:44 PM	#15
Penrod Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 3,578	K-girlslops, You are a dick! End of story.

05-21-2002, 07:47 PM	#16
daman420 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 63	amazing what can be done with cogent these days, and the idiots that buy it... ahh well