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Old 05-22-2006, 01:27 PM   #1
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Cowboy Joke - please keep on 1st page :)

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie


1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"


2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"


3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."


4. "Howdy, pardner."


5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."


6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."


7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."


8. "Let's mount up!"


9. "Nice spread ya got there!"


10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:28 PM   #2
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dont you mean top 11?
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:30 PM   #3
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thats a goood one.
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:33 PM   #4
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lol..........
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Old 05-22-2006, 01:36 PM   #5
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You stay here while I sneak around from behind.
LOL!!! Nice!!!!
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:13 PM   #6
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oops! yep, 11
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Old 05-22-2006, 03:16 PM   #7
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Hehe :D Pretty funny. I haven't seen that yet.
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:15 PM   #8
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heh... gave me a chuckle
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:34 PM   #9
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I could go for another 10 or 20 years of brokeback mountain jokes... how about you guys? they arern;'t getting old at all.
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:38 PM   #10
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bump.. she wants it on the front page
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:40 PM   #11
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haha... westerns are going to have to come up with new one-liners
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Old 05-22-2006, 04:41 PM   #12
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Whats more funny is how he cant count.
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