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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie


1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"


2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"


3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."


4. "Howdy, pardner."


5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."


6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."


7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."


8. "Let's mount up!"


9. "Nice spread ya got there!"


10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"

dont you mean top 11?

thats a goood one.

lol..........

You stay here while I sneak around from behind.
LOL!!! Nice!!!! :thumbsup

oops! yep, 11 :)

Hehe :D Pretty funny. I haven't seen that yet.

heh... gave me a chuckle

I could go for another 10 or 20 years of brokeback mountain jokes... how about you guys? they arern;'t getting old at all.

bump.. she wants it on the front page

haha... westerns are going to have to come up with new one-liners

Whats more funny is how he cant count.