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Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie


1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"


2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"


3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."


4. "Howdy, pardner."


5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."


6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."


7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."


8. "Let's mount up!"


9. "Nice spread ya got there!"


10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"