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  • czarina
    Webmaster Extraordinaire
    • Jul 2002
    • 10751
    #1

    Cowboy Joke - please keep on 1st page :)

    Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That Damned Gay Cowboy Movie


    1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"


    2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"


    3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."


    4. "Howdy, pardner."


    5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."


    6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."


    7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."


    8. "Let's mount up!"


    9. "Nice spread ya got there!"


    10. "Ride'em cowboy!"


    11. "I reckon this might hurt a little"
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    • bringer
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      • Jul 2003
      • 13082
      #2
      dont you mean top 11?
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        • pornguy
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          • Mar 2003
          • 62910
          #3
          thats a goood one.
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            • axelcat
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              • Jun 2002
              • 25450
              #4
              lol..........

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                • BluewireAngie
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                  • Apr 2006
                  • 4643
                  #5
                  You stay here while I sneak around from behind.
                  LOL!!! Nice!!!!
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                    • czarina
                      Webmaster Extraordinaire
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 10751
                      #6
                      oops! yep, 11

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                        • Dagwolf
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                          • Sep 2003
                          • 23141
                          #7
                          Hehe :D Pretty funny. I haven't seen that yet.
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                            • Vitasoy
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                              • Oct 2003
                              • 58202
                              #8
                              heh... gave me a chuckle


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                                • Malicious Biz
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Mar 2005
                                  • 4575
                                  #9
                                  I could go for another 10 or 20 years of brokeback mountain jokes... how about you guys? they arern;'t getting old at all.

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                                    • CyberHustler
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                                      • Feb 2006
                                      • 28760
                                      #10
                                      bump.. she wants it on the front page
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                                        • GMP_Ryan
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                                          • Jun 2005
                                          • 34
                                          #11
                                          haha... westerns are going to have to come up with new one-liners
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                                            • RogerV10
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                                              • May 2006
                                              • 1000
                                              #12
                                              Whats more funny is how he cant count.

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