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SmokeyTheBear · 05-08-2006, 11:57 PM

the wall street journal says its true.. im calling bullshit..

spill the beans ( or post your best lightspeed minivan pic )

dissipate · 05-08-2006, 11:59 PM

Steve really does drive a minivan. He's said so on multiple occasions. He doesn't live flashy. He does however also own a Dodge Viper.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 12:02 AM

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marketsmart · 05-09-2006, 12:03 AM

yeah, a minivan is slang for a brinks truck....

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Steve really does drive a minivan. He's said so on multiple occasions. He doesn't live flashy. He does however also own a Dodge Viper.

heh that doesnt count though, that means he drives a minivan AND a sweet dodge viper..

Thats like saying i fuck roseanne , when really i only fuck her on tuesdays but i fuck jessica simpson the rest of the week

Niko Bimini · 05-09-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

the wall street journal says its true.. im calling bullshit..

spill the beans ( or post your best lightspeed minivan pic )

no lie he does. its like 98 chrystler. funny as shit seeing it parked in front of his million + dollar house

its great for road trips, he and i took it to legoland last year!

King Adam · 05-09-2006, 12:13 AM

I thought he had the Mystery Van from Scooby Doo

fuzebox · 05-09-2006, 12:20 AM

Interesting article. Was it also in the print version or just online?

L-Pink · 05-09-2006, 12:34 AM

It's true Steve drives a mini-van ..............

THEN: .... exactly 3.6 miles down the road he pulls into a warehouse, the models that were hiding on the floor strip to g-strings .... a uniformed butler hands Steve a drink and asks what color Bentley should be warmed up .....

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fatal attraction · 05-09-2006, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

Steve really does drive a minivan. He's said so on multiple occasions. He doesn't live flashy. He does however also own a Dodge Viper.

Not anymore, he sold the viper.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

It's true Steve drives a mini-van ..............

THEN: .... exactly 3.6 miles down the road he pulls into a warehouse, the models that were hiding on the floor strip to g-strings .... a uniformed butler hands Steve a drink and asks what color Bentley should be warmed up .....

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babymaker · 05-09-2006, 12:51 AM

Kool article

thanx 4 posting.

p.s. I wanna see the minivan too :D

JFK · 05-09-2006, 01:00 AM

well the van isnt that beat up, I know I have a shot of it somewhere in the YP Mexico pics, just couldnt find it right now

Horny Joe · 05-09-2006, 01:17 AM

Cant wait until WSJ writes about me and the millions of $ I am making!
This will probobly happend when next time Satan announces the mandatory snowball fight for his crowd....

munki · 05-09-2006, 02:07 AM

Very true... Steve is one of the smart ones that realizes wealth is more important than the appearance of wealth.

Lessons to be learned folks.

gangbangjoe · 05-09-2006, 03:52 AM

way to go imo...

showing your wealth brings more problems then joy...
and i really think he knows how to live and celebrate

the part where the neighbours kid's weren't allowed to play with his kids anymore because the parents found out what steve is doing is so fucking wrong.
there is nothing he does wrong

polish_aristocrat · 05-09-2006, 03:55 AM

not going to read that article, and I think its not entirely true, but even if he was driving just that, then whats wrong with it?

does everyone here have to live a flashy lifestyle?

gangbangjoe · 05-09-2006, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

not going to read that article, and I think its not entirely true, but even if he was driving just that, then whats wrong with it?

does everyone here have to live a flashy lifestyle?

read the article man.
it is written in a 100% positive way and almost all posters in here say it is the way to go...

Pete-KT · 05-09-2006, 04:26 AM

Very nice article on him

GTS Mark · 05-09-2006, 05:10 AM

Warren Buffett drives a 5 year old Lincoln Towncar so a beatup minivan isn't so bad haha ;)

DH

Phoenix · 05-09-2006, 05:12 AM

cars mean jack shit...the owner of walmart drove around in a beat up ford pickup truck for te longest time...most cars you see on the road that seem nice....they cost that person everything...maybe not in our industry..where some people can actually afford them....im sayingf that most beamers and shit ou see driving around your town...those people go back to piece of shit houses or apartments they rent out of...they are financed up the wazzoo

xenigo · 05-09-2006, 05:15 AM

Doesn't he drive a Ferrari 360? I swear he made an annoucement maybe a couple years back of buying one.

StuartD · 05-09-2006, 06:01 AM

Steve's the man.. he knows it, I know it, most everyone else knows it... it doesn't matter what he drives... he'll still be the man.

Drake · 05-09-2006, 06:04 AM

He lives in a million dollar house I think. I recall him trying to sell it a few years ago. Cars get you to where you want to go. Home is for comfort and real fun.

Quagmire · 05-09-2006, 06:16 AM

SteveLightspeed · 05-09-2006, 10:21 AM

Ok, I admit, I sold my Viper and I'm back to driving my old minivan. But its not really *that* beat up. Its the "Viper of minivans" -- I call it "The Van-Iper"

I think I should get something more like this

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Ok, I admit, I sold my Viper and I'm back to driving my old minivan. But its not really *that* beat up. Its the "Viper of minivans" -- I call it "The Van-Iper"

I think I should get something more like this

hhahaha thats more realistic.. heh

jjjay · 05-09-2006, 10:26 AM

flashy people are usually living on debt or simply crash and burn soon enough

jjjay · 05-09-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

Warren Buffett drives a 5 year old Lincoln Towncar so a beatup minivan isn't so bad haha ;)

DH

that may be true, but I've also heard he wipes his ass with $100 bills

SteveLightspeed · 05-09-2006, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Doesn't he drive a Ferrari 360? I swear he made an annoucement maybe a couple years back of buying one.

That was actually part of an elaborate joke that ended here:

www.lightspeedroadshow.com/rock/wonderful.wmv

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 10:28 AM

p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..

pornguy · 05-09-2006, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bimini

no lie he does. its like 98 chrystler. funny as shit seeing it parked in front of his million + dollar house

its great for road trips, he and i took it to legoland last year!

" million + dollar house "

thats what I call not living flashy.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 10:29 AM

p.s.s. steve . i found the very last line of that article highly amusing heh

jjjay · 05-09-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..

it doesn't matter as long as it works

anything more than that is the car companies playing with your ego

Doctor Dre · 05-09-2006, 10:33 AM

The guy is just beeing smart with his money I guess ;)

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

it doesn't matter as long as it works

anything more than that is the car companies playing with your ego

as a broad statement thats generally true, but try getting to a ski hill in a minivan , or try passing on the freeway in a minivan

there are some things they just dont function very well as

all im saying is if your gonna be "under the radar" about your money , you might as well drive something that functions/performs well .but gives the same impression of you being an "average shmoe "

Dagwolf · 05-09-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..

When you've got kids, a minivan starts to look a lot cooler.

Strap the kids in the back, throw an ice chest full of food in the middle and head for the beach. It's a lot harder to do that with a Viper.

jjjay · 05-09-2006, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

as a broad statement thats generally true, but try getting to a ski hill in a minivan , or try passing on the freeway in a minivan

there are some things they just dont function very well as

all im saying is if your gonna be "under the radar" about your money , you might as well drive something that functions/performs well .but gives the same impression of you being an "average shmoe "

fair enough. what would be your recommendation for such drives?

something that runs well, is flexible, but won't get keyed by some jealous idiot?

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by jjjay

fair enough. what would be your recommendation for such drives?

something that runs well, is flexible, but won't get keyed by some jealous idiot?

anything 90's and subaru
They are all 4 wheel drives i think , generally fairly cheap , great on gas and they perform awesome on rugged terrain

L-Pink · 05-09-2006, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

anything 90's and subaru
They are all 4 wheel drives i think , generally fairly cheap , great on gas and they perform awesome on rugged terrain

Subaru Forester turbo is faster than almost all suv's including the V6 Porsche Cayenne and has more ground clerance than a Ford F150 ..... go figure.

SteveLightspeed · 05-09-2006, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..

Well, I still race other dads (in their minivans). Whatever I drive, I'm still Lightspeed.

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Well, I still race other dads (in their minivans). Whatever I drive, I'm still Lightspeed.

heh i'll be waiting for the documentry

Have you ever had one done or thought of doing one ?

Like "a day in the life of"

SmokeyTheBear · 05-09-2006, 06:32 PM

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Alex · 05-09-2006, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MikyMunki

Very true... Steve is one of the smart ones that realizes wealth is more important than the appearance of wealth.

Lessons to be learned folks.

The stunt-plane promotion ? at a Las Vegas convention a few years ago ? cost about $40,000, Mr. Jones said, and earlier this month he sponsored a dodgeball tournament at a gathering in Tempe, Ariz. The bar tab was about $50,000, he said.

jimmy-3-way · 05-09-2006, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

That was actually part of an elaborate joke that ended here:

www.lightspeedroadshow.com/rock/wonderful.wmv

I remember this, freakin' hilarious.

I never thought when I saw that clip that I'd be sitting at one of Steve's actual desks. I guess dreams DO come true.

And yes Steve drives a minivan, but he drives it like freakin' Mario Andretti, one year on the way to Vegas I left like a half hour before him and he blew past us in a rented Windstar going like 135 mph.

jscott · 05-09-2006, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Well, I still race other dads (in their minivans). Whatever I drive, I'm still Lightspeed.

steve member when we took a spin in the racecar and that dude in front smashed into the wall on the highway?????

i'll never forget that shit!

jjjay · 05-10-2006, 04:35 AM

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Choppa · 05-10-2006, 06:08 AM

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Wiggles · 05-10-2006, 06:30 AM

why do rich people need to drive million dollar vehicles?

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