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  • SmokeyTheBear
    ►SouthOfHeaven
    • Jun 2004
    • 28609

    #1

    Steve lightspeed drives a beat up minivan

    the wall street journal says its true.. im calling bullshit..

    spill the beans ( or post your best lightspeed minivan pic )
    Last edited by SmokeyTheBear; 05-08-2006, 10:58 PM.
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  • dissipate
    The Dirty Frenchman
    • Nov 2005
    • 8904

    #2
    Steve really does drive a minivan. He's said so on multiple occasions. He doesn't live flashy. He does however also own a Dodge Viper.

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    • SmokeyTheBear
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      • Jun 2004
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      • marketsmart
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        • Dec 2004
        • 20419

        #4
        yeah, a minivan is slang for a brinks truck....

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        • SmokeyTheBear
          ►SouthOfHeaven
          • Jun 2004
          • 28609

          #5
          Originally posted by dissipate
          Steve really does drive a minivan. He's said so on multiple occasions. He doesn't live flashy. He does however also own a Dodge Viper.
          heh that doesnt count though, that means he drives a minivan AND a sweet dodge viper..

          Thats like saying i fuck roseanne , when really i only fuck her on tuesdays but i fuck jessica simpson the rest of the week
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          • Niko Bimini
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            • Feb 2004
            • 2372

            #6
            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
            the wall street journal says its true.. im calling bullshit..

            spill the beans ( or post your best lightspeed minivan pic )

            no lie he does. its like 98 chrystler. funny as shit seeing it parked in front of his million + dollar house

            its great for road trips, he and i took it to legoland last year!

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            • King Adam
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              • Jul 2003
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              #7
              I thought he had the Mystery Van from Scooby Doo

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              • fuzebox
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                • Oct 2003
                • 22353

                #8
                Interesting article. Was it also in the print version or just online?

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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151

                  #9
                  It's true Steve drives a mini-van ..............

                  THEN: .... exactly 3.6 miles down the road he pulls into a warehouse, the models that were hiding on the floor strip to g-strings .... a uniformed butler hands Steve a drink and asks what color Bentley should be warmed up .....


                  .

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                  • fatal attraction
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                    • Feb 2003
                    • 6522

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dissipate
                    Steve really does drive a minivan. He's said so on multiple occasions. He doesn't live flashy. He does however also own a Dodge Viper.
                    Not anymore, he sold the viper.

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                    • SmokeyTheBear
                      ►SouthOfHeaven
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 28609

                      #11
                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                      It's true Steve drives a mini-van ..............

                      THEN: .... exactly 3.6 miles down the road he pulls into a warehouse, the models that were hiding on the floor strip to g-strings .... a uniformed butler hands Steve a drink and asks what color Bentley should be warmed up .....


                      .
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                      • babymaker
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                        • Jan 2004
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                        #12
                        Kool article thanx 4 posting.

                        p.s. I wanna see the minivan too :D

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                        • JFK
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                          • Jan 2002
                          • 67373

                          #13
                          well the van isnt that beat up, I know I have a shot of it somewhere in the YP Mexico pics, just couldnt find it right now

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                          • Horny Joe
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                            • Jul 2004
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                            #14
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                            • munki
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                              • Dec 2004
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                              #15
                              Very true... Steve is one of the smart ones that realizes wealth is more important than the appearance of wealth.

                              Lessons to be learned folks.

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                              • gangbangjoe
                                Ronin
                                • May 2004
                                • 17693

                                #16
                                way to go imo...

                                showing your wealth brings more problems then joy...
                                and i really think he knows how to live and celebrate

                                the part where the neighbours kid's weren't allowed to play with his kids anymore because the parents found out what steve is doing is so fucking wrong.
                                there is nothing he does wrong

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                                • polish_aristocrat
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                                  • Jul 2002
                                  • 40377

                                  #17
                                  not going to read that article, and I think its not entirely true, but even if he was driving just that, then whats wrong with it?

                                  does everyone here have to live a flashy lifestyle?
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                                  • gangbangjoe
                                    Ronin
                                    • May 2004
                                    • 17693

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                    not going to read that article, and I think its not entirely true, but even if he was driving just that, then whats wrong with it?

                                    does everyone here have to live a flashy lifestyle?

                                    read the article man.
                                    it is written in a 100% positive way and almost all posters in here say it is the way to go...

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                                    • Pete-KT
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                                      • Oct 2004
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                                      #19
                                      Very nice article on him

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                                      • GTS Mark
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                                        • Jan 2001
                                        • 20912

                                        #20
                                        Warren Buffett drives a 5 year old Lincoln Towncar so a beatup minivan isn't so bad haha ;)

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                                        • Phoenix
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                                          • Nov 2002
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                                          #21
                                          cars mean jack shit...the owner of walmart drove around in a beat up ford pickup truck for te longest time...most cars you see on the road that seem nice....they cost that person everything...maybe not in our industry..where some people can actually afford them....im sayingf that most beamers and shit ou see driving around your town...those people go back to piece of shit houses or apartments they rent out of...they are financed up the wazzoo
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                                          • xenigo
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                                            • Jan 2001
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                                            #22
                                            Doesn't he drive a Ferrari 360? I swear he made an annoucement maybe a couple years back of buying one.

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                                            • StuartD
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                                              • Jul 2002
                                              • 29903

                                              #23
                                              Steve's the man.. he knows it, I know it, most everyone else knows it... it doesn't matter what he drives... he'll still be the man.
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                                              • Drake
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                                                • Mar 2003
                                                • 12508

                                                #24
                                                He lives in a million dollar house I think. I recall him trying to sell it a few years ago. Cars get you to where you want to go. Home is for comfort and real fun.

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                                                • Quagmire
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                                                  • Jul 2005
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                                                  #25

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                                                  • SteveLightspeed
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                                                    • Jul 2001
                                                    • 7940

                                                    #26
                                                    Ok, I admit, I sold my Viper and I'm back to driving my old minivan. But its not really *that* beat up. Its the "Viper of minivans" -- I call it "The Van-Iper"

                                                    I think I should get something more like this

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                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                      • Jun 2004
                                                      • 28609

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                      Ok, I admit, I sold my Viper and I'm back to driving my old minivan. But its not really *that* beat up. Its the "Viper of minivans" -- I call it "The Van-Iper"

                                                      I think I should get something more like this


                                                      hhahaha thats more realistic.. heh
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                                                      • jjjay
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                                                        • Jun 2005
                                                        • 1813

                                                        #28
                                                        flashy people are usually living on debt or simply crash and burn soon enough

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                                                        • jjjay
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                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                          • 1813

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by DrinkingHARDEST
                                                          Warren Buffett drives a 5 year old Lincoln Towncar so a beatup minivan isn't so bad haha ;)

                                                          DH
                                                          that may be true, but I've also heard he wipes his ass with $100 bills

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                                                          • SteveLightspeed
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                                                            • Jul 2001
                                                            • 7940

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by xenigo
                                                            Doesn't he drive a Ferrari 360? I swear he made an annoucement maybe a couple years back of buying one.
                                                            That was actually part of an elaborate joke that ended here:

                                                            www.lightspeedroadshow.com/rock/wonderful.wmv
                                                            Abra-cadabra!

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                                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                              • 28609

                                                              #31
                                                              p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

                                                              and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..
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                                                              • pornguy
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                                                                • Mar 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Bimini
                                                                no lie he does. its like 98 chrystler. funny as shit seeing it parked in front of his million + dollar house

                                                                its great for road trips, he and i took it to legoland last year!


                                                                " million + dollar house "


                                                                thats what I call not living flashy.
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                                                                • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                  • Jun 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  p.s.s. steve . i found the very last line of that article highly amusing heh
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                                                                  • jjjay
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                                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                                    • 1813

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                    p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

                                                                    and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..
                                                                    it doesn't matter as long as it works

                                                                    anything more than that is the car companies playing with your ego

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                                                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      The guy is just beeing smart with his money I guess ;)
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                                                                      • SmokeyTheBear
                                                                        ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                                        • 28609

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by jjjay
                                                                        it doesn't matter as long as it works

                                                                        anything more than that is the car companies playing with your ego
                                                                        as a broad statement thats generally true, but try getting to a ski hill in a minivan , or try passing on the freeway in a minivan there are some things they just dont function very well as all im saying is if your gonna be "under the radar" about your money , you might as well drive something that functions/performs well .but gives the same impression of you being an "average shmoe "
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                                                                        • Dagwolf
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                                                                          • Sep 2003
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                          p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

                                                                          and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..
                                                                          When you've got kids, a minivan starts to look a lot cooler. Strap the kids in the back, throw an ice chest full of food in the middle and head for the beach. It's a lot harder to do that with a Viper.
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                                                                          • jjjay
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                                                                            • Jun 2005
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                            as a broad statement thats generally true, but try getting to a ski hill in a minivan , or try passing on the freeway in a minivan there are some things they just dont function very well as all im saying is if your gonna be "under the radar" about your money , you might as well drive something that functions/performs well .but gives the same impression of you being an "average shmoe "
                                                                            fair enough. what would be your recommendation for such drives?

                                                                            something that runs well, is flexible, but won't get keyed by some jealous idiot?

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                                                                            • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                              • Jun 2004
                                                                              • 28609

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by jjjay
                                                                              fair enough. what would be your recommendation for such drives?

                                                                              something that runs well, is flexible, but won't get keyed by some jealous idiot?
                                                                              anything 90's and subaru
                                                                              They are all 4 wheel drives i think , generally fairly cheap , great on gas and they perform awesome on rugged terrain
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                                                                              • L-Pink
                                                                                working on my tan
                                                                                • Mar 2005
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                anything 90's and subaru
                                                                                They are all 4 wheel drives i think , generally fairly cheap , great on gas and they perform awesome on rugged terrain
                                                                                Subaru Forester turbo is faster than almost all suv's including the V6 Porsche Cayenne and has more ground clerance than a Ford F150 ..... go figure.

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                                                                                • SteveLightspeed
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                                                                                  • Jul 2001
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
                                                                                  p.s. for those who think i was bashing steve i wasn't i just found it amusing thats all

                                                                                  and for those that say what car you own doesnt matter , your wrong heh. I can understand the point of not driving a flashy car , but a MINIVAN ? cmon now..
                                                                                  Well, I still race other dads (in their minivans). Whatever I drive, I'm still Lightspeed.
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                                                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                    • Jun 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                    Well, I still race other dads (in their minivans). Whatever I drive, I'm still Lightspeed.

                                                                                    heh i'll be waiting for the documentry

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                                                                                    • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                        • Alex
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by MikyMunki
                                                                                          Very true... Steve is one of the smart ones that realizes wealth is more important than the appearance of wealth.

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                                                                                          • jimmy-3-way
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                            That was actually part of an elaborate joke that ended here:

                                                                                            www.lightspeedroadshow.com/rock/wonderful.wmv
                                                                                            I remember this, freakin' hilarious.

                                                                                            I never thought when I saw that clip that I'd be sitting at one of Steve's actual desks. I guess dreams DO come true.

                                                                                            And yes Steve drives a minivan, but he drives it like freakin' Mario Andretti, one year on the way to Vegas I left like a half hour before him and he blew past us in a rented Windstar going like 135 mph.
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                                                                                            • jscott
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by SteveLightspeed
                                                                                              Well, I still race other dads (in their minivans). Whatever I drive, I'm still Lightspeed.
                                                                                              steve member when we took a spin in the racecar and that dude in front smashed into the wall on the highway????? i'll never forget that shit!
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                                                                                              • jjjay
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SmokeyTheBear
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                                                                                                  • Wiggles
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    why do rich people need to drive million dollar vehicles?
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