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TheFLY · 05-15-2002, 09:44 AM

I want to relax her anus -- she's a very tense girl... What should I do?

Big E · 05-15-2002, 09:45 AM

Fist her. That should loosen things up.

Amputate Your Head · 05-15-2002, 09:46 AM

try BenGay.

Cheshire · 05-15-2002, 09:50 AM

What do you mean 'HER'?

Babaganoosh · 05-15-2002, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
try BenGay.

Dude, I really do own BeenGay.com. Wanna buy it? I have been looking for an 'ol busted shopvac.

0zzy · 05-15-2002, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

Dude, I really do own BeenGay.com. Wanna buy it? I have been looking for an 'ol busted shopvac.

Hey,
Been gay is own by TONY HAWK. Are you TONY HAWK the skate boarder?

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Nina · 05-15-2002, 10:07 AM

use a butt plug... go slow!

Babaganoosh · 05-15-2002, 10:09 AM

No, my real name is Tony Hawk but I can't even stand up on a damned skate board. Believe it or not, I have two really good friends. Their real names are John Wayne and Tom Cruise. it's a blast going to bars and meeting girls. They all think we're full of shit when we tell them our names. We usually have to whip out some ID to prove it.

Funbrunette · 05-15-2002, 10:38 AM

Get her REAL drunk...lol

Evil1 · 05-15-2002, 11:15 AM

if you have to ask you shouldnt be attempting these things.

TheFLY · 05-15-2002, 11:22 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 0zzy
[B]
Hey,
Been gay is own by TONY HAWK. Are you TONY HAWK the skate boarder?

I had no idea we had celebrity skateboarders on this planet -- what is the world coming to?

Anyway this thread sucks -- I rescind my topic.

Enchantress · 05-15-2002, 11:27 AM

Lots of lubricant and start with your pinky, this sounds really gross, but it also helps if she kind of pushes a little, just a little though because it opens. Also, get her really excited first, lots of direct clitoral stimulation, that will make her more willing to relax.

lawpal · 05-15-2002, 11:29 AM

First, Go out and have a good time. If she is in a relaxed state of mind you are off to a good start. Extremely heavy drinking helps

Second, take her home and eat her out. Add a little analingus for good measure.

Third, finger her puss and ass simultaneously. One, Two, then Three or Four fingers in each.

Fourth, give let her suck on some hot sausage for a while.

Fifth, fuck her hard as long as you can without cumming, making sure to end up with her doggie style finger fucking her ass as you pound her puss.

Sixth, grab that KY and lather yourself up and lather her ass up good.

If she ain't relaxed by then, get a new girlfriend.

TheFLY · 05-15-2002, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lawpal
First, Go out and have a good time. If she is in a relaxed state of mind you are off to a good start. Extremely heavy drinking helps

Second, take her home and eat her out. Add a little analingus for good measure.

Third, finger her puss and ass simultaneously. One, Two, then Three or Four fingers in each.

Fourth, give let her suck on some hot sausage for a while.

Fifth, fuck her hard as long as you can without cumming, making sure to end up with her doggie style finger fucking her ass as you pound her puss.

Sixth, grab that KY and lather yourself up and lather her ass up good.

If she ain't relaxed by then, get a new girlfriend.

Sounds like you got it down pat.

Cheshire · 05-15-2002, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lawpal
First, Go out and have a good time. If she is in a relaxed state of mind you are off to a good start. Extremely heavy drinking helps

Second, take her home and eat her out. Add a little analingus for good measure.

Third, finger her puss and ass simultaneously. One, Two, then Three or Four fingers in each.

Fourth, give let her suck on some hot sausage for a while.

Fifth, fuck her hard as long as you can without cumming, making sure to end up with her doggie style finger fucking her ass as you pound her puss.

Sixth, grab that KY and lather yourself up and lather her ass up good.

If she ain't relaxed by then, get a new girlfriend.

I'm strangely aroused right now...

Babaganoosh · 05-15-2002, 01:45 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TheFLY
[B]

Quote:

Originally posted by 0zzy

I had no idea we had celebrity skateboarders on this planet ...

Live in a cave do you? Where have you been for the last 20 years or so?

[Labret] · 05-15-2002, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
I want to relax her anus -- she's a very tense girl... What should I do?

Like this?

swedguy · 05-15-2002, 01:50 PM

Ask MetaformX, I've heard he knows how to do that.

swedguy · 05-15-2002, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Like this?

SHIT, that's what I call relaxed

Mazer Rackus · 05-15-2002, 03:42 PM

ughh...thats unspeakable

lawpal · 05-15-2002, 06:05 PM

CDSmith · 05-15-2002, 06:23 PM

I was wondering, as I perused down this thread lazily, when the original bear-lover would post a nice fence-post-in-bear's-ass pic :D

There's only a few things you can count on in this cold old world. Lab's bear-lovin' ways is thankfully one of them :D

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shann · 05-15-2002, 09:11 PM

DAMN that is more than relaxed, that is fucking DAMAGED! LMFAO But seriously, seeing larget objects (dildos, cocks, coke bottles) stuck up men or women's asses, MUST cause some permanent damage. Do they have to wear depends or something?! LOL

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Please HELP -- I need Anal Relaxation Techniques I want to relax her anus -- she's a very tense girl... What should I do?

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Big E Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 935	Fist her. That should loosen things up.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	try BenGay.

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	[QUOTE]Originally posted by 0zzy [B] Hey, Been gay is own by TONY HAWK. Are you TONY HAWK the skate boarder? I had no idea we had celebrity skateboarders on this planet -- what is the world coming to? Anyway this thread sucks -- I rescind my topic.

05-15-2002, 11:27 AM	#12
Enchantress Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wa. U.S.A Posts: 121	Lots of lubricant and start with your pinky, this sounds really gross, but it also helps if she kind of pushes a little, just a little though because it opens. Also, get her really excited first, lots of direct clitoral stimulation, that will make her more willing to relax.

05-15-2002, 11:29 AM	#13
lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824	First, Go out and have a good time. If she is in a relaxed state of mind you are off to a good start. Extremely heavy drinking helps Second, take her home and eat her out. Add a little analingus for good measure. Third, finger her puss and ass simultaneously. One, Two, then Three or Four fingers in each. Fourth, give let her suck on some hot sausage for a while. Fifth, fuck her hard as long as you can without cumming, making sure to end up with her doggie style finger fucking her ass as you pound her puss. Sixth, grab that KY and lather yourself up and lather her ass up good. If she ain't relaxed by then, get a new girlfriend.

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swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	Ask MetaformX, I've heard he knows how to do that.

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Mazer Rackus So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 333	ughh...thats unspeakable

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lawpal Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Miami Posts: 824

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