Please HELP -- I need Anal Relaxation Techniques
 

I want to relax her anus -- she's a very tense girl... What should I do?

Fist her. That should loosen things up.

try BenGay.

What do you mean 'HER'?

Dude, I really do own BeenGay.com. Wanna buy it? I have been looking for an 'ol busted shopvac.

Hey,
Been gay is own by TONY HAWK. Are you TONY HAWK the skate boarder?

Domain name: BEENGAY.COM

Name servers:
NS1.BLUEGRAVITY.COM
NS2.BLUEGRAVITY.COM

Creation date: Feb 12 2002 00:00:00
Expiration date: Feb 12 2003 00:00:00

Registrant Contact:
Dot Matrix Internet Services
Tony Hawk ([email protected])
7858309564
FAX: none
PO Box 442616
Lawrence, KS 66044
US

use a butt plug... go slow!

No, my real name is Tony Hawk but I can't even stand up on a damned skate board. Believe it or not, I have two really good friends. Their real names are John Wayne and Tom Cruise. it's a blast going to bars and meeting girls. They all think we're full of shit when we tell them our names. We usually have to whip out some ID to prove it.

Get her REAL drunk...lol

if you have to ask you shouldnt be attempting these things.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by 0zzy
[B]
Hey,
Been gay is own by TONY HAWK. Are you TONY HAWK the skate boarder?

I had no idea we had celebrity skateboarders on this planet -- what is the world coming to?

Anyway this thread sucks -- I rescind my topic.

Lots of lubricant and start with your pinky, this sounds really gross, but it also helps if she kind of pushes a little, just a little though because it opens. Also, get her really excited first, lots of direct clitoral stimulation, that will make her more willing to relax.

First, Go out and have a good time. If she is in a relaxed state of mind you are off to a good start. Extremely heavy drinking helps

Second, take her home and eat her out. Add a little analingus for good measure.

Third, finger her puss and ass simultaneously. One, Two, then Three or Four fingers in each.

Fourth, give let her suck on some hot sausage for a while.

Fifth, fuck her hard as long as you can without cumming, making sure to end up with her doggie style finger fucking her ass as you pound her puss.

Sixth, grab that KY and lather yourself up and lather her ass up good.

If she ain't relaxed by then, get a new girlfriend.

Sounds like you got it down pat.

I'm strangely aroused right now...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by TheFLY
[B]Live in a cave do you? Where have you been for the last 20 years or so?

Like this?

http://www.detroithardcore.com/quad5.jpg

Ask MetaformX, I've heard he knows how to do that.

SHIT, that's what I call relaxed :winkwink:

ughh...thats unspeakable :throwup

:Graucho

I was wondering, as I perused down this thread lazily, when the original bear-lover would post a nice fence-post-in-bear's-ass pic :D


There's only a few things you can count on in this cold old world. Lab's bear-lovin' ways is thankfully one of them :D

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DAMN that is more than relaxed, that is fucking DAMAGED! LMFAO But seriously, seeing larget objects (dildos, cocks, coke bottles) stuck up men or women's asses, MUST cause some permanent damage. Do they have to wear depends or something?! LOL :throwup