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No, my real name is Tony Hawk but I can't even stand up on a damned skate board. Believe it or not, I have two really good friends. Their real names are John Wayne and Tom Cruise. it's a blast going to bars and meeting girls. They all think we're full of shit when we tell them our names. We usually have to whip out some ID to prove it.
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I like pie.
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