How do you stop a Neighbors dog from Barking? - GoFuckYourself.com

4Pics · 05-05-2006, 01:49 PM

My neighbors dog will not stop barking, and they don't care. You can see them inside the house and the dog at the back glass sliding door barking right at them.

I need it to stop!

Ideas???

Luc Lonely · 05-05-2006, 01:50 PM

fucking kill that fucking motherfucker and cook it well done. It'll be a good dinner for us.

gimo33 · 05-05-2006, 01:51 PM

shoot it, shoot your neighbors too.

candyflip · 05-05-2006, 01:52 PM

My uncle uses a sling shot. Unfortunately for me, the barking dog next door belongs to my grandparents.

After Shock Media · 05-05-2006, 01:52 PM

Unless you condone animal cruelty all you really can do is file a complaint.

SilentKnight · 05-05-2006, 01:53 PM

Luc Lonely · 05-05-2006, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Unless you condone animal cruelty all you really can do is file a complaint.

cruelty to animal ? fuck that. I killed dogs, cats and pigs ,cow and ATE THEM RAW .

rip raster · 05-05-2006, 01:59 PM

ask them politly if they could get their dog to stop barking and if they don't just get up and mow your lawn every morning at 7

RRRED · 05-05-2006, 02:03 PM

I moved once because of it. My neighbors BUILT a small pen right outside my bedroom and let their frigging yapping little dog out at 5 am sharp every single morning. The doggie door was on the opposite side of their garage too far enough where they didn't have to hear it. And the worse thing was the think wasn't even barking AT anything.. just arf arf arf arf over and over for HOURS on end!

You can usually not reason with pet owners especially if they are older and their little pekinese is their whole life. Sucks.

RhiannonAPM · 05-05-2006, 02:05 PM

SHOOT IT!!!

Thead · 05-05-2006, 02:05 PM

I feel your pain, i'm in the same situation. The dog is barking all day when they're out (and they're not even allowed to have animals in this building).

GiantsFan · 05-05-2006, 02:07 PM

There are some devices out there that emit a high frequency sound wave that are supposed to be very annoying to dogs. The device turns on when the dog begins to bark. After a while the dog knows that when they bark, the annoying sound begins which should shut them up.

Do not know if it works though.

European Lee · 05-05-2006, 02:08 PM

Go out and buy a small piece of steak and a drum of rat poison.

Prepare the steak by generously applying a thick coating of rat poison to it.

Throw the steak to your neighbours dog.

Thats worked for me in the past

Regards,

Lee

Compdoctor · 05-05-2006, 02:11 PM

buy them a bark collor, when the dog barks it send a jote of shock to the dog, they usually learn to stop

aico · 05-05-2006, 02:15 PM

Report it, there are actually laws against it in most areas. Under Noise Pollution or something. For instance here in Long Beach, it is actually against the law to honk your car horn for any reason other than to alert a driver or pedestrian. If you sit outside someone's home or apartment, honking, to get them to come out, you can get a ticket.

OG LennyT · 05-05-2006, 02:16 PM

antifreeze

European Lee · 05-05-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316

antifreeze

Doesnt work.

It just makes them puke... A lot.

Regards,

Lee

JumpStreet21 · 05-05-2006, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee

Go out and buy a small piece of steak and a drum of rat poison.

Prepare the steak by generously applying a thick coating of rat poison to it.

Throw the steak to your neighbours dog.

Thats worked for me in the past

Regards,

Lee

I hope you are kidding. Think before you type stop trying to shock everyone.

Elli · 05-05-2006, 04:43 PM

Complain to the SPCA and/or the city and talk to other neighbours about it. If you can get enough people together, they might listen to the bunch of you.

Cyndalie · 05-05-2006, 04:46 PM

Bark back or yell! It could be barking at it's own echo.

travs · 05-05-2006, 04:46 PM

well prolly that dog just begs to get shot

like that sniper bitch at Full Metal Jacket

"Shoot...Me.........Shoot...me......"

madawgz · 05-05-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33

shoot it, shoot your neighbors too.

GRRRREAT IDEA!

Antonio · 05-05-2006, 04:51 PM

call them ^^^

Kristian · 05-05-2006, 04:52 PM

Here's some stuff :

http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page849.html

http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page849.html

And this one seems cool and only 40 bucks :

http://www.martleyelectronics.co.uk/dog_control.htm

I'm also for shooting the neighbors too. I hate inconsiderate fuckers like that.

European Lee · 05-05-2006, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpStreet21

I hope you are kidding. Think before you type stop trying to shock everyone.

You have to be kidding me right?

Take a look at the new affiliate signups ive had to http://www.condomcash.com in the last hour...

Now tell me, what exactly do i need to be changing? These morons love the drama and i love the money they make me, that is a win-win situation that even sig whoring cant buy.

As long as they keep dogging on me, im more than fine with that

Regards,

Lee

surfer on acid · 05-05-2006, 06:08 PM

all you motherfuckers talking about killing the pour fucking dog cause its barking cause it wants to come inside. how about quit being a fucking pussy and go over there and say somthing to the fucking owners. and all the other motherfuckers condoning animal cruilty need to be shot.

Elli · 05-05-2006, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by surfer on acid

all you motherfuckers talking about killing the pour fucking dog cause its barking cause it wants to come inside. how about quit being a fucking pussy and go over there and say somthing to the fucking owners. and all the other motherfuckers condoning animal cruilty need to be shot.

I'm wondering if they're the same ones up in arms in this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=605915

Scott McD · 05-05-2006, 06:14 PM

It's not the dog, it's the owners. If people looked after their pets right, the dog wouldn't feel the need to bark all damn day.

The assholes who live across from us put the dog out in the garden from first thing in the morning, and it's still there till well into the night.

Why do these assholes even have dogs if they can't be fucked looking after them ??

Blazing · 05-05-2006, 06:14 PM

Shoot The Bitch!!!!

surfer on acid · 05-05-2006, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blazing

Shoot The Bitch!!!!

meaning you? go fuck yourself!!!

pornguy · 05-05-2006, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee

Doesnt work.

It just makes them puke... A lot.

Regards,

Lee

once again you are showing how little you know.

Antifreeze is a very painful death for the dog. It is slow, and they will die, as there is NO cure.

Check google if you dont believe me. idiot.

European Lee · 05-05-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

once again you are showing how little you know.

Antifreeze is a very painful death for the dog. It is slow, and they will die, as there is NO cure.

Check google if you dont believe me. idiot.

You are the moron.

You do realize a dogs sense of smell is much better than that of a human right?

That means they smell the chems in the antifreeze and stop drinking it a lot quicker than a human would.

Regards,

Lee

xNetworx · 05-05-2006, 06:38 PM

I would tell the neighbors to control thier dog's barking. If they don't, take them to court.

Spunky · 05-05-2006, 06:39 PM

Talk to the owners first..and the city second

WarChild · 05-05-2006, 07:00 PM

European Lee, are you seriously admitting that you posioned a dog before in an effort to make it stop barking? If so, you and I are going to have problems when we finally meet. I'm more than serious about that.

surfer on acid · 05-05-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

European Lee, are you seriously admitting that you posioned a dog before in an effort to make it stop barking? If so, you and I are going to have problems when we finally meet. I'm more than serious about that.

I second that. i would pin you down and shove rat poison down your fucking throat.

Tom_PM · 05-05-2006, 07:44 PM

I'd look into the high frequency electronic thingy. Also, maybe a bullhorn

European Lee · 05-05-2006, 07:50 PM

Oh and another really good tip if you have a cat that keeps getting in your yard and shitting everywhere....

Take a glass bottle and smash it up, then, get some spackling and spread it across the top of your garden fence.

As soon as you have spread the spackling on the top of the fence, liberally sprinkle the broken glass shards over the spackling and gently push them down with a spackling knife.

I guarantee it'll stop the cats from coming in to your garden PLUS it also stop neighbourhood kids from jumping your fence to get to the river

Regards,

Lee

Vitasoy · 05-05-2006, 08:23 PM

Call the police and complain ;)

4Pics · 05-06-2006, 10:35 AM

Bump...

The owners don't seem to care, they said I should just call them when he barks. So I called the City and they issued them a ticket. How many tickets do I need to issue to get rid of the dog?

Maybe I could spray the fucker with a hose?

SCOOTER · 05-06-2006, 10:45 AM

Worked for me

http://www.petmarket.com/ergo-no-bark-device-p-432.html

Stop annoying barking from your dog or your neighbor's dog with Ergo No-Bark Device. Humanely and effectively deters barking and noisy dogs without inflicting harm or pain. This device automatically detects dog barking and responds to the barking by emitting a high-pitched ultrasonic tone that humans can't hear. Although the tone does not cause pain to animals, most animals feel uncomfortable and will stop needless barking.

Features:
* Deters your dog from barking. Or your neighbor's!
* Humane technology doesn?t inflict harm or pain
* Designed for all breeds & sizes of dogs
* Covers up to 30-ft. radius.
* For use indoors or outdoors (protect from direct sunlight or rain).
* Includes AC adapter with an extended power cord
* Great for Kennels and multiple dog households

Works With Any Size/Breed of Dog
No-Bark I technology, developed and approved by veterinarians, works with any size or breed of dog. It can be used to cure dogs? behavioral problems or to train puppies not to bark. Ideal for kennels or multiple-dog homes. No-Bark I automatically reacts to barking made from up to 30 ft. away. Simply install the system pointing directly at the barking dog's location. No Bark I works best if it has a clear line-of-sight to the barking location. Walls, fences and garden foliage will decrease the No-Bark I effectiveness. It includes an AC adapter with an extended power cord. The No-Bark I willautomatically turn on when barking occurs.

Won't Disturb People:
The No-Bark I features variable sensitivity adjustment. It reduces the chances of not being activated when barking occurs or being activated when there is no barking. No Bark I also offer?s dual tone settings: Ultrasonic frequency designed only for dogs/animals or Audible range for humans and animals. The audible setting can be used to direct the sound and focus the NO Bark I energy to the exact spot that you require. Then, the unit may be switched to the ultrasonic mode.

Note: No Bark I is weather proof but not water proof. If used in an outdoor setting please make sure that the unit is protected from direct sunlight and rain.

RightHandMan · 05-06-2006, 10:51 AM

Marinate a steak in antifreeze.....then throw it to the dog....he wont die if the owners catch it in time...but he wont be barking anymore his vocals will be fucked up...

Babagirls · 05-06-2006, 10:52 AM

some of you are fuckin sick twisted bastards. i hope karma comes around on you guys that think your somebody for hurting something much much smaller than you. ya, way to go pussys.

4pics: whatever you do, dont hurt it. go to the city hall (or call'em up if you're lazy) and ask what you can do about the dog barking. there SHOULD be some kind of law or way to come to a resolution. if all false, pull a Tony Soprano: talk to the neighbors and HINT that something bad will happen, but without losing your smile, and without actually saying any words that are incriminating. that should scare them enough (if they love their dog).

05-05-2006, 01:49 PM	#1
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	How do you stop a Neighbors dog from Barking? My neighbors dog will not stop barking, and they don't care. You can see them inside the house and the dog at the back glass sliding door barking right at them. I need it to stop! Ideas??? Last edited by 4Pics; 05-05-2006 at 01:50 PM..

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rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	ask them politly if they could get their dog to stop barking and if they don't just get up and mow your lawn every morning at 7

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RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	I moved once because of it. My neighbors BUILT a small pen right outside my bedroom and let their frigging yapping little dog out at 5 am sharp every single morning. The doggie door was on the opposite side of their garage too far enough where they didn't have to hear it. And the worse thing was the think wasn't even barking AT anything.. just arf arf arf arf over and over for HOURS on end! You can usually not reason with pet owners especially if they are older and their little pekinese is their whole life. Sucks.

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GiantsFan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 160	There are some devices out there that emit a high frequency sound wave that are supposed to be very annoying to dogs. The device turns on when the dog begins to bark. After a while the dog knows that when they bark, the annoying sound begins which should shut them up. Do not know if it works though. __________________ *US and EU Based Merchants Interested in Obtaining Their Own Merchant Account*

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European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	Go out and buy a small piece of steak and a drum of rat poison. Prepare the steak by generously applying a thick coating of rat poison to it. Throw the steak to your neighbours dog. Thats worked for me in the past Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Report it, there are actually laws against it in most areas. Under Noise Pollution or something. For instance here in Long Beach, it is actually against the law to honk your car horn for any reason other than to alert a driver or pedestrian. If you sit outside someone's home or apartment, honking, to get them to come out, you can get a ticket.

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Complain to the SPCA and/or the city and talk to other neighbours about it. If you can get enough people together, they might listen to the bunch of you. __________________ email: [email protected]

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05-05-2006, 04:46 PM	#21
travs Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,631	well prolly that dog just begs to get shot like that sniper bitch at Full Metal Jacket "Shoot...Me.........Shoot...me......"

05-05-2006, 04:51 PM	#23
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	call them ^^^

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Kristian Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,733	Here's some stuff : http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page849.html http://www.bugspray.com/catalog/products/page849.html And this one seems cool and only 40 bucks : http://www.martleyelectronics.co.uk/dog_control.htm I'm also for shooting the neighbors too. I hate inconsiderate fuckers like that.

05-05-2006, 06:08 PM	#26
surfer on acid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: can you find me? Posts: 778	all you motherfuckers talking about killing the pour fucking dog cause its barking cause it wants to come inside. how about quit being a fucking pussy and go over there and say somthing to the fucking owners. and all the other motherfuckers condoning animal cruilty need to be shot.

05-05-2006, 06:14 PM	#28
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	It's not the dog, it's the owners. If people looked after their pets right, the dog wouldn't feel the need to bark all damn day. The assholes who live across from us put the dog out in the garden from first thing in the morning, and it's still there till well into the night. Why do these assholes even have dogs if they can't be fucked looking after them ?? __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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05-05-2006, 06:38 PM	#33
xNetworx So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Whore Island Posts: 14,445	I would tell the neighbors to control thier dog's barking. If they don't, take them to court.

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05-05-2006, 07:00 PM	#35
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	European Lee, are you seriously admitting that you posioned a dog before in an effort to make it stop barking? If so, you and I are going to have problems when we finally meet. I'm more than serious about that. __________________ .

05-05-2006, 07:44 PM	#37
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05-05-2006, 07:50 PM	#38
European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	Oh and another really good tip if you have a cat that keeps getting in your yard and shitting everywhere.... Take a glass bottle and smash it up, then, get some spackling and spread it across the top of your garden fence. As soon as you have spread the spackling on the top of the fence, liberally sprinkle the broken glass shards over the spackling and gently push them down with a spackling knife. I guarantee it'll stop the cats from coming in to your garden PLUS it also stop neighbourhood kids from jumping your fence to get to the river Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT

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Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Call the police and complain ;) __________________ [email protected]

05-06-2006, 10:35 AM	#40
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	Bump... The owners don't seem to care, they said I should just call them when he barks. So I called the City and they issued them a ticket. How many tickets do I need to issue to get rid of the dog? Maybe I could spray the fucker with a hose?

05-06-2006, 10:45 AM	#41
SCOOTER Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,010	Worked for me http://www.petmarket.com/ergo-no-bark-device-p-432.html Stop annoying barking from your dog or your neighbor's dog with Ergo No-Bark Device. Humanely and effectively deters barking and noisy dogs without inflicting harm or pain. This device automatically detects dog barking and responds to the barking by emitting a high-pitched ultrasonic tone that humans can't hear. Although the tone does not cause pain to animals, most animals feel uncomfortable and will stop needless barking. Features: * Deters your dog from barking. Or your neighbor's! * Humane technology doesn?t inflict harm or pain * Designed for all breeds & sizes of dogs * Covers up to 30-ft. radius. * For use indoors or outdoors (protect from direct sunlight or rain). * Includes AC adapter with an extended power cord * Great for Kennels and multiple dog households Works With Any Size/Breed of Dog No-Bark I technology, developed and approved by veterinarians, works with any size or breed of dog. It can be used to cure dogs? behavioral problems or to train puppies not to bark. Ideal for kennels or multiple-dog homes. No-Bark I automatically reacts to barking made from up to 30 ft. away. Simply install the system pointing directly at the barking dog's location. No Bark I works best if it has a clear line-of-sight to the barking location. Walls, fences and garden foliage will decrease the No-Bark I effectiveness. It includes an AC adapter with an extended power cord. The No-Bark I willautomatically turn on when barking occurs. Won't Disturb People: The No-Bark I features variable sensitivity adjustment. It reduces the chances of not being activated when barking occurs or being activated when there is no barking. No Bark I also offer?s dual tone settings: Ultrasonic frequency designed only for dogs/animals or Audible range for humans and animals. The audible setting can be used to direct the sound and focus the NO Bark I energy to the exact spot that you require. Then, the unit may be switched to the ultrasonic mode. Note: No Bark I is weather proof but not water proof. If used in an outdoor setting please make sure that the unit is protected from direct sunlight and rain. __________________ Scooter [email protected]

05-06-2006, 10:51 AM	#42
RightHandMan Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,694	Marinate a steak in antifreeze.....then throw it to the dog....he wont die if the owners catch it in time...but he wont be barking anymore his vocals will be fucked up... __________________

05-06-2006, 10:52 AM	#43
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	some of you are fuckin sick twisted bastards. i hope karma comes around on you guys that think your somebody for hurting something much much smaller than you. ya, way to go pussys. 4pics: whatever you do, dont hurt it. go to the city hall (or call'em up if you're lazy) and ask what you can do about the dog barking. there SHOULD be some kind of law or way to come to a resolution. if all false, pull a Tony Soprano: talk to the neighbors and HINT that something bad will happen, but without losing your smile, and without actually saying any words that are incriminating. that should scare them enough (if they love their dog). __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500