How do you stop a Neighbors dog from Barking?
 

My neighbors dog will not stop barking, and they don't care. You can see them inside the house and the dog at the back glass sliding door barking right at them.

I need it to stop!

Ideas???

fucking kill that fucking motherfucker and cook it well done. It'll be a good dinner for us.

shoot it, shoot your neighbors too. :)

My uncle uses a sling shot. Unfortunately for me, the barking dog next door belongs to my grandparents.

Unless you condone animal cruelty all you really can do is file a complaint.

cruelty to animal ? fuck that. I killed dogs, cats and pigs ,cow and ATE THEM RAW .

ask them politly if they could get their dog to stop barking and if they don't just get up and mow your lawn every morning at 7

I moved once because of it. My neighbors BUILT a small pen right outside my bedroom and let their frigging yapping little dog out at 5 am sharp every single morning. The doggie door was on the opposite side of their garage too far enough where they didn't have to hear it. And the worse thing was the think wasn't even barking AT anything.. just arf arf arf arf over and over for HOURS on end!

You can usually not reason with pet owners especially if they are older and their little pekinese is their whole life. Sucks.

SHOOT IT!!! :thumbsup

I feel your pain, i'm in the same situation. The dog is barking all day when they're out (and they're not even allowed to have animals in this building).

There are some devices out there that emit a high frequency sound wave that are supposed to be very annoying to dogs. The device turns on when the dog begins to bark. After a while the dog knows that when they bark, the annoying sound begins which should shut them up.

Do not know if it works though.

Go out and buy a small piece of steak and a drum of rat poison.

Prepare the steak by generously applying a thick coating of rat poison to it.

Throw the steak to your neighbours dog.

Thats worked for me in the past :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

buy them a bark collor, when the dog barks it send a jote of shock to the dog, they usually learn to stop

Report it, there are actually laws against it in most areas. Under Noise Pollution or something. For instance here in Long Beach, it is actually against the law to honk your car horn for any reason other than to alert a driver or pedestrian. If you sit outside someone's home or apartment, honking, to get them to come out, you can get a ticket.

antifreeze

Doesnt work.

It just makes them puke... A lot.

Regards,

Lee

I hope you are kidding. Think before you type stop trying to shock everyone.

Complain to the SPCA and/or the city and talk to other neighbours about it. If you can get enough people together, they might listen to the bunch of you.

Bark back or yell! It could be barking at it's own echo.

well prolly that dog just begs to get shot

like that sniper bitch at Full Metal Jacket

"Shoot...Me.........Shoot...me......"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh GRRRREAT IDEA!

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call them ^^^

Here's some stuff :

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And this one seems cool and only 40 bucks :

http://www.martleyelectronics.co.uk/dog_control.htm

I'm also for shooting the neighbors too. I hate inconsiderate fuckers like that.

You have to be kidding me right?

Take a look at the new affiliate signups ive had to http://www.condomcash.com in the last hour...

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Now tell me, what exactly do i need to be changing? These morons love the drama and i love the money they make me, that is a win-win situation that even sig whoring cant buy.

As long as they keep dogging on me, im more than fine with that :thumbsup :1orglaugh

Regards,

Lee

all you motherfuckers talking about killing the pour fucking dog cause its barking cause it wants to come inside. how about quit being a fucking pussy and go over there and say somthing to the fucking owners. and all the other motherfuckers condoning animal cruilty need to be shot. :321GFY

I'm wondering if they're the same ones up in arms in this thread http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=605915

It's not the dog, it's the owners. If people looked after their pets right, the dog wouldn't feel the need to bark all damn day.

The assholes who live across from us put the dog out in the garden from first thing in the morning, and it's still there till well into the night.

Why do these assholes even have dogs if they can't be fucked looking after them ??

Shoot The Bitch!!!!

meaning you? go fuck yourself!!!

once again you are showing how little you know.

Antifreeze is a very painful death for the dog. It is slow, and they will die, as there is NO cure.

Check google if you dont believe me. idiot.

You are the moron.

You do realize a dogs sense of smell is much better than that of a human right?

That means they smell the chems in the antifreeze and stop drinking it a lot quicker than a human would.

Regards,

Lee

I would tell the neighbors to control thier dog's barking. If they don't, take them to court.

Talk to the owners first..and the city second

European Lee, are you seriously admitting that you posioned a dog before in an effort to make it stop barking? If so, you and I are going to have problems when we finally meet. I'm more than serious about that.

I second that. i would pin you down and shove rat poison down your fucking throat.

I'd look into the high frequency electronic thingy. Also, maybe a bullhorn :)

Oh and another really good tip if you have a cat that keeps getting in your yard and shitting everywhere....

Take a glass bottle and smash it up, then, get some spackling and spread it across the top of your garden fence.

As soon as you have spread the spackling on the top of the fence, liberally sprinkle the broken glass shards over the spackling and gently push them down with a spackling knife.

I guarantee it'll stop the cats from coming in to your garden PLUS it also stop neighbourhood kids from jumping your fence to get to the river :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

Call the police and complain ;)

Bump...

The owners don't seem to care, they said I should just call them when he barks. So I called the City and they issued them a ticket. How many tickets do I need to issue to get rid of the dog?

Maybe I could spray the fucker with a hose?

Worked for me :thumbsup


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Marinate a steak in antifreeze.....then throw it to the dog....he wont die if the owners catch it in time...but he wont be barking anymore his vocals will be fucked up...

some of you are fuckin sick twisted bastards. i hope karma comes around on you guys that think your somebody for hurting something much much smaller than you. ya, way to go pussys.:2 cents:

4pics: whatever you do, dont hurt it. go to the city hall (or call'em up if you're lazy) and ask what you can do about the dog barking. there SHOULD be some kind of law or way to come to a resolution. if all false, pull a Tony Soprano: talk to the neighbors and HINT that something bad will happen, but without losing your smile, and without actually saying any words that are incriminating. that should scare them enough (if they love their dog).