Chuck Norris vs. Jack Bauer - GoFuckYourself.com

Elle Sommers · 05-04-2006, 08:49 PM

Who would win in a fight? Discuss.

HushMoney · 05-04-2006, 08:50 PM

Chuck Norris would kill him with a sneeze.

iBanker · 05-04-2006, 08:50 PM

Jack... no contest...

eMonk · 05-04-2006, 08:51 PM

chuck norris use to spar with bruce lee. i believe chuck tought him how to kick better.

BlingDaddy · 05-04-2006, 08:51 PM

I'm gonna have to go with "Jack".

TheSenator · 05-04-2006, 08:51 PM

Chucks hands down.

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 08:52 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't have to fight.
He would stare at the President for 10 seconds and after the President shit his pants he would order Bauer's assasination.

Elle Sommers · 05-04-2006, 08:53 PM

Added a poll... I need to hear some real debate before making my selection.

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 08:53 PM

Chuck Norris would stare at the CTU building for 24 seconds and it would spontaneously combust into a nuclear explosion.

WiredGuy · 05-04-2006, 08:58 PM

Chuck Norris hands now.
WG

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 09:00 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 09:01 PM

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

iBanker · 05-04-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

lol 2345

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 09:05 PM

Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Elle Sommers · 05-04-2006, 09:07 PM

There are so many variables.. I simply can not decide.

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 09:08 PM

The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.

Elle Sommers · 05-04-2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Wow, I just seriously LOLed at that one for a solid 30 seconds. Then my hot naked roomate (just out of the shower) asked what I was laughing about. She then LOLed for a solid 30 seconds. Thats a good one.

dissipate · 05-04-2006, 09:10 PM

Chuck Norris all the way

Miguel T · 05-04-2006, 09:17 PM

Chuck Norris of course!!!

cranki · 05-04-2006, 09:34 PM

I can't believe somebody actually voted for Jack Bauer... Chuck's retaliation will be your doom.

Snake Doctor · 05-04-2006, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cranki

I can't believe somebody actually voted for Jack Bauer... Chuck's retaliation will be your doom.

I have a feeling the girl who started this thread won't make it through the night

Bdiddy · 05-04-2006, 10:46 PM

Malicious Biz · 05-04-2006, 10:49 PM

chuck norris is a real life ass kicker. bauer only plays one on TV.

Elle Sommers · 05-04-2006, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

I have a feeling the girl who started this thread won't make it through the night

I remained neutral until I got a valid reasoning for either... then I found this.

candyflip · 05-04-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.

Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

Vitasoy · 05-04-2006, 10:59 PM

Chuck Norris, without a doubt

421Fill · 05-04-2006, 11:01 PM

Chuck Norris plays WoW, so of course he'd win. LOL

candyflip · 05-04-2006, 11:04 PM

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

sweethotkayla · 05-04-2006, 11:37 PM

Jack all the way - to be honest I'm not even sure who this chuck fella is:S

gecko · 05-04-2006, 11:49 PM

Chuck would open a can of woopass

Luc Lonely · 05-04-2006, 11:57 PM

chuck hands down. he's my student

Snake Doctor · 05-05-2006, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

I remained neutral until I got a valid reasoning for either... then I found this.

You can't believe that zionist propoganda.
That story assumes that Chuck would actually have to go somewhere to kill Jack.
Chuck can will Jack dead anytime he wants to, he simply chooses not to because he enjoys watching 24.

Elle Sommers · 05-05-2006, 10:00 AM

A few out there believe in Jack..

Niko Bimini · 05-05-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."

Funny shit!

I all seriousness I don't think alot of the younins realize that Chuck started out as a full contact martial arts world champion. When I was a kid I saw him fight for the title against that "Mongoos" guy and it was brutal. The guy broke Chucks jaw in the first round and Chuck kept fighting eventually breaking the guys arm in the 6th round!!!!! Now THAT is one tough son of a bitch!!!

King Adam · 05-05-2006, 10:10 AM

All I gotta say is Invasion USA

G-Rotica · 05-05-2006, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

OMG I just busted up laughing.

Herb Kornfield · 05-05-2006, 10:33 AM

Chuck Norris has a beach house on the Sun.

u-Bob · 05-05-2006, 10:35 AM

Jack Bauer: here's why: www.jackbauer.info

Snake Doctor · 05-05-2006, 10:36 AM

The Incredible Hulk has a Chuck Norris lunch box

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View Poll Results: Who would win the duel?
Jack	11	39.29%
Chuck	17	60.71%
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