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Originally Posted by Lenny2
Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
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Wow, I just seriously LOLed at that one for a solid 30 seconds. Then my hot naked roomate (just out of the shower) asked what I was laughing about. She then LOLed for a solid 30 seconds. Thats a good one.