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Originally Posted by Lenny2
Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Jack Bauer why he thinks he should have the seat and Jack replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the all the people I saved from terrorists" Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
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Funny shit!
I all seriousness I don't think alot of the younins realize that Chuck started out as a full contact martial arts world champion. When I was a kid I saw him fight for the title against that "Mongoos" guy and it was brutal. The guy broke Chucks jaw in the first round and Chuck kept fighting eventually breaking the guys arm in the 6th round!!!!! Now THAT is one tough son of a bitch!!!
