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sonofsam · 05-03-2006, 12:54 AM

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

gave me a laugh, so i thought i'd share

sonofsam · 05-03-2006, 12:55 AM

p.s. I would have just given the cat to nofx and i'm sure i wouldn't see it again

Sparks · 05-03-2006, 12:56 AM

Lol that's a good one

sonofsam · 05-03-2006, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -=LC=-

yeah cuz nofx pisses in his bed!

I'd rather piss my bed then get fucked in the ass by lanni barbie

martinsc · 05-03-2006, 12:59 AM

hahahaha good one

iWeb_Allan · 05-03-2006, 01:24 AM

funny as hell. made me fell off my seat, honestly!

skinnay · 05-03-2006, 01:31 AM

worthy of a mild smirk

Scott McD · 05-03-2006, 01:31 AM

Nice one...

05-03-2006, 12:54 AM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,639	Joke i just heard A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?" "Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!" gave me a laugh, so i thought i'd share __________________ I like turtles.

05-03-2006, 12:55 AM	#2
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,639	p.s. I would have just given the cat to nofx and i'm sure i wouldn't see it again __________________ I like turtles.

05-03-2006, 12:59 AM	#5
martinsc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 27,047	hahahaha good one __________________ Make Money

05-03-2006, 01:24 AM	#6
iWeb_Allan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: manila, phils. Posts: 407	funny as hell. made me fell off my seat, honestly! __________________ Allan Bello [email protected] ICQ: 191123278 800.934.4942 or +1.408.454.7716 Offshore Staff Leasing Services

05-03-2006, 01:31 AM	#7
skinnay Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: NEW YORK CITY Posts: 2,274	worthy of a mild smirk __________________ Make Real Green with ORGANIC SEO \| Blog post exchange \| Non-index page trades \| A-B C-D Trades [icq: 194-215-962] [mail: [email protected]]

05-03-2006, 12:56 AM	#3
Sparks Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Southern CA Posts: 2,466	Lol that's a good one

05-03-2006, 01:31 AM	#8
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	Nice one... __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!