Joke i just heard
 

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home.

At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"


gave me a laugh, so i thought i'd share :)

p.s. I would have just given the cat to nofx and i'm sure i wouldn't see it again

Lol that's a good one

I'd rather piss my bed then get fucked in the ass by lanni barbie

hahahaha good one :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

funny as hell. made me fell off my seat, honestly! :)

worthy of a mild smirk

Nice one... :1orglaugh