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Old 05-02-2006, 10:30 PM   #1
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FIRST DATE DRAMA - Which is worse?

"I uhmmm... err... do PORN!"

or

"Yeah so I was playing D&D with my buddies the other night and..."


I'm thinking I may still at least get laid once on the porn one (every girl has her freak fantasy) but D&D she's gone.
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:13 PM   #2
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"I uhmmm... err... do PORN!"

or

"Yeah so I was playing D&D with my buddies the other night and..."


I'm thinking I may still at least get laid once on the porn one (every girl has her freak fantasy) but D&D she's gone.

so tru on the D&D, but i been telling you that for years
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:20 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:27 PM   #4
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so tru on the D&D, but i been telling you that for years
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Heehee. Dude I hope I kick someone's ass at Grappler's Quest on the 13th then I can stand up and say something really gay like: "I told you I had more hit points you foul beast! Now bring on the next victim for Marcus the great barbarian warrior!"

That should get me killed in the next fight. =]
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:38 PM   #5
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People still play that game? Wow... If I played it I would tell every girl I met I was in the porn business.
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:41 PM   #6
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People still play that game? Wow... If I played it I would tell every girl I met I was in the porn business.
Ayep... amazingly it still gets played. Not sure how big it is compared to when it came out but the parent co. seems to be doing quite well. I think it totally counters the cool factor of playing guitar. Good thing I don't have to go on any first dates. =]
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Old 05-02-2006, 11:47 PM   #7
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Old 05-03-2006, 12:52 AM   #8
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How about: "Will you call me sweety just like my mother does?"
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:04 AM   #9
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Personally I think "I do porn" is best.

D&D? I Played for years till the MPORGS came out online and plenty of girls play those.

I do not think women are so odd about the "Geek" or "Computer Nerd" factor so much anymore and infact more attracted to it.

At any rate its alot better than being a jock wigger deusch bag that waits for the ball games swilling beer. Thats not "Hot" to most girls these days.
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:33 AM   #10
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i never tell anyone what i do heh
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