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Ordo · 05-02-2006, 06:48 PM

What is the greatest lie you ever told anyone?

I honestly can't remember me telling a lie. Last one I remember was when I was about 10 and I told my mother I didn't hear her calling me for dinner because I was rolled up into a ball with my hands over my ears. LOL

psili · 05-02-2006, 06:51 PM

I wasn't the devil.

Processing Princess · 05-02-2006, 06:52 PM

Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)

psili · 05-02-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Processing Princess

Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)

Ouch.

No really.

Ouch.

That's nice of you, though, to say such a thing.

As long as he's not reading this thread.

Processing Princess · 05-02-2006, 07:04 PM

LOL... you think that I would have posted this if I knew he would be reading it.

madawgz · 05-02-2006, 08:13 PM

hm, i dont like..... maybe sometimes

slapass · 05-02-2006, 08:16 PM

A girl had dropped her quarter for the jukebox. I borrowed one from a friend and went over and pretended to pick it up. She invited me home with her. So that was a great fucking lie.

TDF · 05-02-2006, 08:18 PM

jesus loves you

Choppa · 05-03-2006, 07:06 AM

i never lie just handle the truth carelessly on the odd occasion

G-Rotica · 05-03-2006, 07:16 AM

i love you

dynastoned · 05-03-2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Processing Princess

Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)

MotoShadow · 05-03-2006, 07:48 AM

its been a long time, but if a lie was ever needed it was most likely to help in the panties coming off dept..

DaLord · 05-03-2006, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordo

What is the greatest lie you ever told anyone?

Girl that was fantastic...

jimthefiend · 05-03-2006, 08:04 AM

"i do".....

thricer · 05-03-2006, 08:07 AM

can't remember what was my biggest lie

Kevsh · 05-03-2006, 08:20 AM

From "To Live And Die In LA":

"Yea, yea I love you, the cheque is in the mail and I won't come in your mouth"

Libertine · 05-03-2006, 08:28 AM

"I love you" and "no, really, your ass doesn't look big in those jeans".

Jman · 05-03-2006, 08:33 AM

Wasn't me

LittleSassy · 05-03-2006, 08:50 AM

"i dont care..."

The Heron · 05-03-2006, 08:52 AM

My whole life is a lie, so it becomes truth!

ronaldo · 05-03-2006, 08:53 AM

I'll pull out.

CyberHustler · 05-03-2006, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

"i do".....

At the time i said it, it wasn't a lie.... but now...

Xain · 05-03-2006, 08:55 AM

Never told a big lie, little ones...like "honestly, I was paying attention" when I wasn't

iWeb_Rowena · 05-03-2006, 09:06 AM

i cant recall the last one, but i guess everybody's telling a lie. there's white lie, black lie, green lie, hahaha.

Babaganoosh · 05-03-2006, 09:11 AM

"Yeah, baby. That really IS twelve inches."

E$_manager · 05-03-2006, 09:32 AM

No really big lies, just small.
I wanted to lie once. Wanted to replace my brothers' cat for another, because another was better in his behaviour. But i couldn't.

Mighty Chin · 05-03-2006, 09:45 AM

I lie everyday and could not tell you what my biggest lie is.

I guess it's the impact that the lie has on whomever you told the lie too that would determine how big the lie was.

polle54 · 05-03-2006, 09:48 AM

I told your mom I loved her for some action....

Sorry about that...

BannerDept · 05-03-2006, 12:03 PM

"I promise you" ... "just take a chance and see what my promises mean"

not the biggest...but certainly one of my most used.

After Shock Media · 05-03-2006, 12:06 PM

Of course I wont cum in your mouth.

sickkittens · 05-03-2006, 12:06 PM

To myself: I probably won't post on GFY anymore.

Babagirls · 05-03-2006, 12:10 PM

"no no no..dont worry, most guys last 3 mins, too."

StatsJunky · 05-03-2006, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

"no no no..dont worry, most guys last 3 mins, too."

Oh, I thought you said you wanted a quickie baby.

Babagirls · 05-03-2006, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StatsJunky

Oh, I thought you said you wanted a quickie baby.

a quickie is 10 mins. 3 mins is a "i got the tip in".

next time, CONCENTRATE!

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