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  • Ordo
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2004
    • 1186
    #1

    The greatest lie you ever told...

    What is the greatest lie you ever told anyone?

    I honestly can't remember me telling a lie. Last one I remember was when I was about 10 and I told my mother I didn't hear her calling me for dinner because I was rolled up into a ball with my hands over my ears. LOL
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    • psili
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      • Apr 2003
      • 5526
      #2
      I wasn't the devil.
      Your post count means nothing.

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        • Processing Princess
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          • Aug 2002
          • 175
          #3
          Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)
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            • psili
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2003
              • 5526
              #4
              Originally posted by Processing Princess
              Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)
              Ouch.

              No really.

              Ouch.

              That's nice of you, though, to say such a thing.

              As long as he's not reading this thread.
              Your post count means nothing.

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                • Processing Princess
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 175
                  #5
                  LOL... you think that I would have posted this if I knew he would be reading it.
                  Last edited by Processing Princess; 05-02-2006, 06:07 PM.
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                    • madawgz
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                      • Mar 2006
                      • 30509
                      #6
                      hm, i dont like..... maybe sometimes
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                        • slapass
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                          • Nov 2002
                          • 14625
                          #7
                          A girl had dropped her quarter for the jukebox. I borrowed one from a friend and went over and pretended to pick it up. She invited me home with her. So that was a great fucking lie.

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                            • TDF
                              Triple OG nigga on GFY
                              • Mar 2002
                              • 27296
                              #8
                              jesus loves you
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                                • Choppa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 4079
                                  #9
                                  i never lie just handle the truth carelessly on the odd occasion
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                                    • G-Rotica
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                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 4258
                                      #10
                                      i love you

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                                        • dynastoned
                                          mmm yeah!
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 5061
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Processing Princess
                                          Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)

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                                            • MotoShadow
                                              Registered User
                                              • May 2006
                                              • 23
                                              #12
                                              its been a long time, but if a lie was ever needed it was most likely to help in the panties coming off dept..

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                                                • DaLord
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                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 3318
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Ordo
                                                  What is the greatest lie you ever told anyone?
                                                  Girl that was fantastic...

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                                                    • jimthefiend
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                      • 18889
                                                      #14
                                                      "i do".....

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                                                        • thricer
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Dec 2005
                                                          • 5324
                                                          #15
                                                          can't remember what was my biggest lie
                                                          None So

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                                                            • Kevsh
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                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 8619
                                                              #16
                                                              From "To Live And Die In LA":

                                                              "Yea, yea I love you, the cheque is in the mail and I won't come in your mouth"

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                                                                • Libertine
                                                                  sex dwarf
                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                  • 17860
                                                                  #17
                                                                  "I love you" and "no, really, your ass doesn't look big in those jeans".
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                                                                    • Jman
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                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                      • 22832
                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • LittleSassy
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                                                                          • May 2005
                                                                          • 7402
                                                                          #19
                                                                          "i dont care..."

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                                                                            • The Heron
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                                                                              • Apr 2001
                                                                              • 4496
                                                                              #20
                                                                              My whole life is a lie, so it becomes truth!

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                                                                                • ronaldo
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                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 5475
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I'll pull out.

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                                                                                    • CyberHustler
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                                                                                      • Feb 2006
                                                                                      • 28754
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by jimthefiend
                                                                                      "i do".....
                                                                                      At the time i said it, it wasn't a lie.... but now...
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                                                                                        • Xain
                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                          • May 2006
                                                                                          • 24
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Never told a big lie, little ones...like "honestly, I was paying attention" when I wasn't

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                                                                                            • iWeb_Rowena
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                                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                                              • 110
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              i cant recall the last one, but i guess everybody's telling a lie. there's white lie, black lie, green lie, hahaha.
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                                                                                                • Babaganoosh
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                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                  • 15841
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  "Yeah, baby. That really IS twelve inches."
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                                                                                                    • E$_manager
                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                                                      • 13557
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      No really big lies, just small.
                                                                                                      I wanted to lie once. Wanted to replace my brothers' cat for another, because another was better in his behaviour. But i couldn't.
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                                                                                                        • Mighty Chin
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                                                                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                                                                          • 781
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          I lie everyday and could not tell you what my biggest lie is.

                                                                                                          I guess it's the impact that the lie has on whomever you told the lie too that would determine how big the lie was.
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                                                                                                            • polle54
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                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
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                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              I told your mom I loved her for some action....

                                                                                                              Sorry about that...
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                                                                                                                • BannerDept
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2006
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                                                                                                                        • sickkittens
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                                                                                                                          To myself: I probably won't post on GFY anymore.

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                                                                                                                            • Babagirls
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                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              "no no no..dont worry, most guys last 3 mins, too."




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                                                                                                                                • StatsJunky
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                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                                                                                  "no no no..dont worry, most guys last 3 mins, too."
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                                                                                                                                    • Babagirls
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                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by StatsJunky
                                                                                                                                      Oh, I thought you said you wanted a quickie baby.

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