The greatest lie you ever told...
 

What is the greatest lie you ever told anyone?

I honestly can't remember me telling a lie. Last one I remember was when I was about 10 and I told my mother I didn't hear her calling me for dinner because I was rolled up into a ball with my hands over my ears. LOL

I wasn't the devil.

Damn! That thing is BIG! ;)

Ouch.

No really.

Ouch.

That's nice of you, though, to say such a thing.

As long as he's not reading this thread. :)

LOL... you think that I would have posted this if I knew he would be reading it. :)

hm, i dont like..... maybe sometimes :winkwink:

A girl had dropped her quarter for the jukebox. I borrowed one from a friend and went over and pretended to pick it up. She invited me home with her. So that was a great fucking lie.

:winkwink:

jesus loves you

i never lie just handle the truth carelessly on the odd occasion :winkwink:

i love you

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

its been a long time, but if a lie was ever needed it was most likely to help in the panties coming off dept..

"i do".....

can't remember what was my biggest lie

From "To Live And Die In LA":

"Yea, yea I love you, the cheque is in the mail and I won't come in your mouth"

"I love you" and "no, really, your ass doesn't look big in those jeans".

Wasn't me

"i dont care..."

My whole life is a lie, so it becomes truth!

I'll pull out.

At the time i said it, it wasn't a lie.... but now...

Never told a big lie, little ones...like "honestly, I was paying attention" when I wasn't

i cant recall the last one, but i guess everybody's telling a lie. there's white lie, black lie, green lie, hahaha.

"Yeah, baby. That really IS twelve inches."

No really big lies, just small.
I wanted to lie once. Wanted to replace my brothers' cat for another, because another was better in his behaviour. But i couldn't.

I lie everyday and could not tell you what my biggest lie is.

I guess it's the impact that the lie has on whomever you told the lie too that would determine how big the lie was.

I told your mom I loved her for some action....

Sorry about that...

"I promise you" ... "just take a chance and see what my promises mean" :pimp

not the biggest...but certainly one of my most used.

Of course I wont cum in your mouth.

To myself: I probably won't post on GFY anymore.

"no no no..dont worry, most guys last 3 mins, too."

Oh, I thought you said you wanted a quickie baby. :winkwink:

a quickie is 10 mins. 3 mins is a "i got the tip in". :disgust next time, CONCENTRATE! :error