Recipe for a "Safe Night" - GoFuckYourself.com

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 12:58 PM

First things first. Before even entering courtship with your "Lady-friend", be sure to take 2 penicillin. This will get the antibiotics going through your system in advance causing your personal "Homeland Security" to stand guard.

Now you are ready to go to work. Keep in mind that alcohol reduces the effect of the antibiotics, thus the need for a pill in the morning. Enjoy yourself and have a wonderful night full of endless sex !

Ok, so you have erupted more than a volcano and the "Pull-out" method just didn't seem like the right idea at the time. At this point you may be sweating, thinking to yourself "oh shit, i am about to be a father!".

NO WORRIES !!! Follow this easy-to-prepare recipe for a clear conscience.

The "Morning-After-Shake"
Add 4 oz milk, 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream, and 1 banana (may be substituted with 1/2 cup chopped strawberries), 1 crushed "Plan B" pill (available at your local Planned Parenthood). Blend well on medium speed until smooth.. add milk as needed until desired consistency is reached.

Serve with cab fare and enjoy !

Don't forget to enjoy yet another Penicillin for yourself for good measure !

Let me know if this helps any of you! Your donations and thoughts are greatly appreciated!~

Dwreck · 05-01-2006, 12:59 PM

you stole that from me Jared. Think up your own shit!

juve20 · 05-01-2006, 01:02 PM

yes i'll try that!

cheers
tony

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 01:05 PM

hehe.. bump it if ya loved it !

Niko Bimini · 05-01-2006, 01:08 PM

Deej we need to talk seriously about the girls you are dating!!!

Mohawk Steve · 05-01-2006, 01:08 PM

I'm having that printed in wallet size.

CuriousToyBoy · 05-01-2006, 01:09 PM

Ahhhhhhh.

It's good to see that an old school sense of chilvary is not lost TOTALLY wasted on today's youth.

;-)

Niko Bimini · 05-01-2006, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Ahhhhhhh.

It's good to see that an old school sense of chilvary is not lost TOTALLY wasted on today's youth.

;-)

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimini

Deej we need to talk seriously about the girls you are dating!!!

oh shit man.. get in line for that one !

MR2raymond · 05-01-2006, 01:23 PM

hehe do i need to ask if it works for you :P

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Steve PP

I'm having that printed in wallet size.

Just remember.. i own the rights on this !

K R I S T E N · 05-01-2006, 01:41 PM

leave it to YOU to come up with something like THIS!!!

2HousePlague · 05-01-2006, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimini

Deej we need to talk seriously about the girls you are dating!!!

2hp

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MR2raymond

hehe do i need to ask if it works for you :P

raymond my friend.. i am still walking tall and itch free buddy !

majorbitch · 05-01-2006, 02:13 PM

LOL hahaha, nice one. No need for the milkshake though :p

Deraj · 05-01-2006, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by majorbitch

LOL hahaha, nice one. No need for the milkshake though :p

Well.. you see... the milkshake is all about the element of suprise.. if you tell her that you are de-pregnatizing her.. things might not work out as you had planned =)

Deej · 05-01-2006, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bimini

Deej we need to talk seriously about the girls you are dating!!!

You're right, we do need to talk....but Im doing ok in the girl dept.

ungratefulninja · 05-01-2006, 04:02 PM

The girl can't find me later if she doesn't know my real name or where I live.

Titan · 05-01-2006, 06:30 PM

Uh... I've seen the girls u date you should use the double thick condoms and the penicillin and some disinfectant...

Spunky · 05-01-2006, 06:34 PM

I'll be sure to try that next time

reynold · 05-01-2006, 09:11 PM

sounds like it's gonna be one helluva of a shot

Xaid · 05-01-2006, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

Uh... I've seen the girls u date you should use the double thick condoms and the penicillin and some disinfectant...

rofl thats harsh, but love the advice

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

Uh... I've seen the girls u date you should use the double thick condoms and the penicillin and some disinfectant...

Hey Now.. just cuz i had intercourse with a grandma doesn't mean they are ALL bad !

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 12:32 PM

oh and btw Ty... what makes you think that i USE condoms ?

webgurl · 05-02-2006, 03:43 PM

Ooooh boy i'm turned off for life now . LOL

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl

Ooooh boy i'm turned off for life now . LOL

oh shit.. that'z what i DIDN'T wanna do

WonderWoman · 05-02-2006, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

First things first. Before even entering courtship with your "Lady-friend", be sure to take 2 penicillin. This will get the antibiotics going through your system in advance causing your personal "Homeland Security" to stand guard.

Now you are ready to go to work. Keep in mind that alcohol reduces the effect of the antibiotics, thus the need for a pill in the morning. Enjoy yourself and have a wonderful night full of endless sex !

Ok, so you have erupted more than a volcano and the "Pull-out" method just didn't seem like the right idea at the time. At this point you may be sweating, thinking to yourself "oh shit, i am about to be a father!".

NO WORRIES !!! Follow this easy-to-prepare recipe for a clear conscience.

The "Morning-After-Shake"
Add 4 oz milk, 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream, and 1 banana (may be substituted with 1/2 cup chopped strawberries), 1 crushed "Plan B" pill (available at your local Planned Parenthood). Blend well on medium speed until smooth.. add milk as needed until desired consistency is reached.

Serve with cab fare and enjoy !

Don't forget to enjoy yet another Penicillin for yourself for good measure !

Let me know if this helps any of you! Your donations and thoughts are greatly appreciated!~

I feel so wrong laughing at this buttttt....

BrettJ · 05-02-2006, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Titan

Uh... I've seen the girls u date you should use the double thick condoms and the penicillin and some disinfectant...

a date would imply he's buying dinner for these milfs and gilfs first, wouldn't it?

webgurl · 05-02-2006, 03:52 PM

I have a question other than Deraj can reply ...

wtf kinda chicks does he date ???????

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 04:02 PM

i date azn gurls.. preferrably from vancouver

anne · 05-02-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl

I have a question other than Deraj can reply ...

wtf kinda chicks does he date ???????

Hahahah date? nahhh more like pick up at the bar and he likes them old. Grandma OLD lol

webgurl · 05-02-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deraj

i date azn gurls.. preferrably from vancouver

hmmmm are u hitting on me ?
I'm telling yo Boss

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl

hmmmm are u hitting on me ?
I'm telling yo Boss

normally that might scare me.. but since i ask my boss to hit on you for me... i'm not too worried about it !

BrettJ · 05-02-2006, 04:58 PM

Can i answer this one Deraj?

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrettJ

Can i answer this one Deraj?

dude.. you are supposed to be my friend.. what kind of question is that ?

Poppy · 05-02-2006, 05:14 PM

I swear I was just watching a cooking show on Bravo or something...lol

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 05:23 PM

you may have been =)

minusonebit · 05-02-2006, 05:25 PM

Nice, just what we need.

Deraj · 05-02-2006, 05:28 PM

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