Recipe for a "Safe Night"
 

First things first. Before even entering courtship with your "Lady-friend", be sure to take 2 penicillin. This will get the antibiotics going through your system in advance causing your personal "Homeland Security" to stand guard.

Now you are ready to go to work. Keep in mind that alcohol reduces the effect of the antibiotics, thus the need for a pill in the morning. Enjoy yourself and have a wonderful night full of endless sex !

Ok, so you have erupted more than a volcano and the "Pull-out" method just didn't seem like the right idea at the time. At this point you may be sweating, thinking to yourself "oh shit, i am about to be a father!".

NO WORRIES !!! Follow this easy-to-prepare recipe for a clear conscience.

The "Morning-After-Shake"
Add 4 oz milk, 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream, and 1 banana (may be substituted with 1/2 cup chopped strawberries), 1 crushed "Plan B" pill (available at your local Planned Parenthood). Blend well on medium speed until smooth.. add milk as needed until desired consistency is reached.

Serve with cab fare and enjoy !

Don't forget to enjoy yet another Penicillin for yourself for good measure !

Let me know if this helps any of you! Your donations and thoughts are greatly appreciated!~ :thumbsup

you stole that from me Jared. Think up your own shit!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh yes i'll try that!

cheers
tony

hehe.. bump it if ya loved it !

:1orglaugh Deej we need to talk seriously about the girls you are dating!!!

:winkwink:

I'm having that printed in wallet size.

Ahhhhhhh.

It's good to see that an old school sense of chilvary is not lost TOTALLY wasted on today's youth.

;-)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

oh shit man.. get in line for that one ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hehe do i need to ask if it works for you :P

Just remember.. i own the rights on this ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

leave it to YOU to come up with something like THIS!!!

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Originally Posted by Bimini :1orglaugh Deej we need to talk seriously about the girls you are dating!!! :winkwink:

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2hp

raymond my friend.. i am still walking tall and itch free buddy ! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LOL hahaha, nice one. No need for the milkshake though :p

Well.. you see... the milkshake is all about the element of suprise.. if you tell her that you are de-pregnatizing her.. things might not work out as you had planned =)

You're right, we do need to talk....but Im doing ok in the girl dept.

The girl can't find me later if she doesn't know my real name or where I live.

Uh... I've seen the girls u date you should use the double thick condoms and the penicillin and some disinfectant...

:evil-laug

I'll be sure to try that next time

sounds like it's gonna be one helluva of a shot

rofl thats harsh, but love the advice

Hey Now.. just cuz i had intercourse with a grandma doesn't mean they are ALL bad ! :1orglaugh :321GFY :1orglaugh

oh and btw Ty... what makes you think that i USE condoms ?

Ooooh boy i'm turned off for life now . LOL

oh shit.. that'z what i DIDN'T wanna do :(

I feel so wrong laughing at this buttttt....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

a date would imply he's buying dinner for these milfs and gilfs first, wouldn't it?

I have a question other than Deraj can reply ...

wtf kinda chicks does he date ???????

i date azn gurls.. preferrably from vancouver :winkwink:

Hahahah date? nahhh more like pick up at the bar and he likes them old. Grandma OLD lol

hmmmm are u hitting on me ?
I'm telling yo Boss :1orglaugh

normally that might scare me.. but since i ask my boss to hit on you for me... i'm not too worried about it ! :1orglaugh :pimp :winkwink:

Can i answer this one Deraj?

dude.. you are supposed to be my friend.. what kind of question is that ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I swear I was just watching a cooking show on Bravo or something...lol

you may have been =)

http://www.indulgeinchocolate.com/me.../milkshake.jpg

Nice, just what we need.