Recipe for a "Safe Night"
First things first. Before even entering courtship with your "Lady-friend", be sure to take 2 penicillin. This will get the antibiotics going through your system in advance causing your personal "Homeland Security" to stand guard.
Now you are ready to go to work. Keep in mind that alcohol reduces the effect of the antibiotics, thus the need for a pill in the morning. Enjoy yourself and have a wonderful night full of endless sex !
Ok, so you have erupted more than a volcano and the "Pull-out" method just didn't seem like the right idea at the time. At this point you may be sweating, thinking to yourself "oh shit, i am about to be a father!".
NO WORRIES !!! Follow this easy-to-prepare recipe for a clear conscience.
The "Morning-After-Shake"
Add 4 oz milk, 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream, and 1 banana (may be substituted with 1/2 cup chopped strawberries), 1 crushed "Plan B" pill (available at your local Planned Parenthood). Blend well on medium speed until smooth.. add milk as needed until desired consistency is reached.
Serve with cab fare and enjoy !
Don't forget to enjoy yet another Penicillin for yourself for good measure !
Let me know if this helps any of you! Your donations and thoughts are greatly appreciated!~
Now you are ready to go to work. Keep in mind that alcohol reduces the effect of the antibiotics, thus the need for a pill in the morning. Enjoy yourself and have a wonderful night full of endless sex !
Ok, so you have erupted more than a volcano and the "Pull-out" method just didn't seem like the right idea at the time. At this point you may be sweating, thinking to yourself "oh shit, i am about to be a father!".
NO WORRIES !!! Follow this easy-to-prepare recipe for a clear conscience.
The "Morning-After-Shake"
Add 4 oz milk, 1/2 cup vanilla ice cream, and 1 banana (may be substituted with 1/2 cup chopped strawberries), 1 crushed "Plan B" pill (available at your local Planned Parenthood). Blend well on medium speed until smooth.. add milk as needed until desired consistency is reached.
Serve with cab fare and enjoy !
Don't forget to enjoy yet another Penicillin for yourself for good measure !
Let me know if this helps any of you! Your donations and thoughts are greatly appreciated!~
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