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The Duck · 04-23-2006, 05:22 PM

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

After Shock Media · 04-23-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by kandah

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Fuck the zipper, ask them if they have ever passed a kidney stone.

Or want real pain. Look into having your spinal cord slowly die from the tail bone up. On a pain threshold scale natural childbirth without painkillers rates at a 5, a breached childbirth hits a whopping 6, the spinal problem remained at a 10 for two weeks even with morphine and demerol.

CyberHustler · 04-23-2006, 05:26 PM

i pass at least 2 kidney stones a year. i be cryin like a lil bitch.

madawgz · 04-23-2006, 05:27 PM

o fuck, dont even want to think about a kidney stone :|

The Duck · 04-23-2006, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Fuck the zipper, ask them if they have ever passed a kidney stone.

Or want real pain. Look into having your spinal cord slowly die from the tail bone up. On a pain threshold scale natural childbirth without painkillers rates at a 5, a breached childbirth hits a whopping 6, the spinal problem remained at a 10 for two weeks even with morphine and demerol.

fuck, the tailbone thing doesnt sound pleasant at all.

reynold · 04-23-2006, 10:43 PM

I thing that makes me feel lucky of being a man is not to having to experience menstruation and childbirth

Kevin - The PNN · 04-23-2006, 11:13 PM

I can top that - I have been married 12 years. Ithahaha8217;s a very slow and painful death.

In fact, while having sex, my wife makes me wear a bag on my head too, in case hers comes off. It would kill the BITCH is she saw a grin on my wife and knew I was enjoying myself.

04-23-2006, 05:22 PM	#1
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