Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else
 

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.

Fuck the zipper, ask them if they have ever passed a kidney stone.

Or want real pain. Look into having your spinal cord slowly die from the tail bone up. On a pain threshold scale natural childbirth without painkillers rates at a 5, a breached childbirth hits a whopping 6, the spinal problem remained at a 10 for two weeks even with morphine and demerol.

i pass at least 2 kidney stones a year. i be cryin like a lil bitch.

o fuck, dont even want to think about a kidney stone :|

fuck, the tailbone thing doesnt sound pleasant at all.

I thing that makes me feel lucky of being a man is not to having to experience menstruation and childbirth

I can top that - I have been married 12 years. Ithahaha8217;s a very slow and painful death.

In fact, while having sex, my wife makes me wear a bag on my head too, in case hers comes off. It would kill the BITCH is she saw a grin on my wife and knew I was enjoying myself.