Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Fuck the zipper, ask them if they have ever passed a kidney stone.

Or want real pain. Look into having your spinal cord slowly die from the tail bone up. On a pain threshold scale natural childbirth without painkillers rates at a 5, a breached childbirth hits a whopping 6, the spinal problem remained at a 10 for two weeks even with morphine and demerol.