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Old 04-19-2006, 07:07 AM   #1
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morning wood
one of the joys of being a man is morning wood. ahhhhhhh such a good feeling waking up hard.


ohhhhh yeah




ohhhh baby
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:08 AM   #2
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and having a wife that will take care of it for you and sometimes even wake you up by fucking it
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:10 AM   #3
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and having a wife that will take care of it for you and sometimes even wake you up by fucking it

ohhhhh double yeah
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:10 AM   #4
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on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy!
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:11 AM   #5
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:14 AM   #6
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on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy!
gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:15 AM   #7
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on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy!


but it sure is funnnnnnnnnn
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:16 AM   #8
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gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right
or you can just go piss in the bathtub
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:20 AM   #9
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Old 04-19-2006, 07:27 AM   #10
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one of the joys of being a man is morning wood. ahhhhhhh such a good feeling waking up hard.


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Damn good huh!!!!! Always starting the day feelin' GREAT!!!!
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Old 04-19-2006, 08:36 AM   #13
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Old 04-19-2006, 08:40 AM   #14
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yo IZZZZZZZ hit me uppppp
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:13 AM   #15
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cut it off then it's over
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:25 AM   #16
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Thats why im glad im a chick...dont have to deal with morning wood lol
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:26 AM   #17
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Thats why im glad im a chick...dont have to deal with morning wood lol
it's fun, I tell ya
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:48 AM   #19
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Great thing, I just llove that. Girls don`t know what are they missing
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:52 AM   #20
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I don't see how it could be fun? That has to hurt if you roll over on it!!
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:53 AM   #21
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Old 04-19-2006, 09:59 AM   #22
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My senior year of high school my little brothers were JUST hitting the morning wood stage, and it was so funny to see them get up in the morning and talk about them. (They're 18 months apart.)
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Old 04-19-2006, 02:23 PM   #23
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I get it all the time, sucks when you need to pee though
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Old 04-19-2006, 03:48 PM   #24
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My girlfriend always thinks it means i want sex first thing every morning.

Sometimes she's right though... ;-)
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Old 04-19-2006, 04:14 PM   #29
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just lean forward and rest your head on the wall behind the toilette then just piss straight down... thats the only way it works for me
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