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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923

    #1

    morning wood

    one of the joys of being a man is morning wood. ahhhhhhh such a good feeling waking up hard.


    ohhhhh yeah




    ohhhh baby


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  • xclusive
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Apr 2004
    • 35218

    #2
    and having a wife that will take care of it for you and sometimes even wake you up by fucking it

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    • MrIzzz
      If u touch it, I will cum
      • Sep 2003
      • 22923

      #3
      Originally posted by xclusive
      and having a wife that will take care of it for you and sometimes even wake you up by fucking it

      ohhhhh double yeah


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      • WebairGerard
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2005
        • 8113

        #4
        on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy!

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        • u-Bob
          there's no $$$ in porn
          • Jul 2005
          • 33063

          #5

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          • biftek
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jan 2005
            • 1030

            #6
            Originally posted by WebairGerard
            on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy!
            gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right

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            • MrIzzz
              If u touch it, I will cum
              • Sep 2003
              • 22923

              #7
              Originally posted by WebairGerard
              on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy!


              but it sure is funnnnnnnnnn


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              • u-Bob
                there's no $$$ in porn
                • Jul 2005
                • 33063

                #8
                Originally posted by biftek
                gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right
                or you can just go piss in the bathtub

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                • MrIzzz
                  If u touch it, I will cum
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 22923

                  #9
                  Originally posted by u-Bob



                  thats embarassing


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                  • BluewireAngie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2006
                    • 4643

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrIzzz
                    one of the joys of being a man is morning wood. ahhhhhhh such a good feeling waking up hard.


                    ohhhhh yeah




                    ohhhh baby

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                    • martinsc
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                      • Jun 2005
                      • 27047

                      #11
                      Originally posted by biftek
                      gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right

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                      • Rebecca Love
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                        • Jul 2004
                        • 2145

                        #12
                        Originally posted by u-Bob
                        he carrys a tent in his pants. Nice!


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                        • VicD
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                          • Feb 2005
                          • 13245

                          #13
                          How about afternoon wood?

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                          • AmateurWealth
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                            • Dec 2005
                            • 506

                            #14
                            Originally posted by vicd
                            How about afternoon wood?
                            yo IZZZZZZZ hit me uppppp

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                            • gooddomains
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                              • Jul 2003
                              • 10127

                              #15
                              cut it off then it's over

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                              • RhiannonAPM
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                                • Apr 2006
                                • 728

                                #16
                                Thats why im glad im a chick...dont have to deal with morning wood lol
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                                • Babagirls
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                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 18812

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by u-Bob
                                  looks like hes got a nice size dick




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                                  • cranki
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                                    • Feb 2005
                                    • 5162

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by RhiannonAPM
                                    Thats why im glad im a chick...dont have to deal with morning wood lol
                                    it's fun, I tell ya

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                                    • elitetec
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                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 4944

                                      #19
                                      Great thing, I just llove that. Girls don`t know what are they missing



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                                      • RhiannonAPM
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                                        • Apr 2006
                                        • 728

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by cranki
                                        it's fun, I tell ya

                                        I don't see how it could be fun? That has to hurt if you roll over on it!!
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                                        • Downtime
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                                          • May 2004
                                          • 7320

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by xclusive
                                          and having a wife that will take care of it for you and sometimes even wake you up by fucking it
                                          damn straight
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                                          • Elle Sommers
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2005
                                            • 660

                                            #22
                                            My senior year of high school my little brothers were JUST hitting the morning wood stage, and it was so funny to see them get up in the morning and talk about them. (They're 18 months apart.)

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                                            • Vitasoy
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                                              • Oct 2003
                                              • 58202

                                              #23
                                              I get it all the time, sucks when you need to pee though


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                                              • gecko
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                                                • Jun 2002
                                                • 21846

                                                #24
                                                I get it everyday. Sigh
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                                                • axelcat
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                                                  • Jun 2002
                                                  • 25450

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by u-Bob

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                                                  • Scott McD
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                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 67798

                                                    #26
                                                    My girlfriend always thinks it means i want sex first thing every morning.

                                                    Sometimes she's right though... ;-)


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                                                    • FilthyRob
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                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                      • 6741

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by u-Bob
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                                                      • majorbitch
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2006
                                                        • 708

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by u-Bob
                                                        that's hilarious. I feel sorry for the guy :p

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                                                        • CyberHustler
                                                          Masterbaiter
                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                          • 28741

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by biftek
                                                          gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right
                                                          just lean forward and rest your head on the wall behind the toilette then just piss straight down... thats the only way it works for me
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                                                          • iWeb_Allan
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                                                            • Mar 2006
                                                            • 407

                                                            #30
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                                                            • reynold
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 51271

                                                              #31
                                                              that's why girls enjoy the morning sex. the dick is at its best condition in the morning

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