morning wood
 

one of the joys of being a man is morning wood. ahhhhhhh such a good feeling waking up hard.


ohhhhh yeah




ohhhh baby

and having a wife that will take care of it for you and sometimes even wake you up by fucking it:)

ohhhhh double yeah

on the other hand, trying to take a piss with it ain't fucking easy! :)

gotta stand about 5 foot back from the bowl , arch your back and just let it rip , need a little bit of tweaking to get the aim just right

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but it sure is funnnnnnnnnn

or you can just go piss in the bathtub :)

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thats embarassing

Damn good huh!!!!! Always starting the day feelin' GREAT!!!!

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he carrys a tent in his pants. Nice!:upsidedow

How about afternoon wood?

yo IZZZZZZZ hit me uppppp

cut it off then it's over

Thats why im glad im a chick...dont have to deal with morning wood lol

looks like hes got a nice size dick :thumbsup

it's fun, I tell ya :thumbsup

Great thing, I just llove that. Girls don`t know what are they missing

I don't see how it could be fun? That has to hurt if you roll over on it!!

damn straight

My senior year of high school my little brothers were JUST hitting the morning wood stage, and it was so funny to see them get up in the morning and talk about them. (They're 18 months apart.)

I get it all the time, sucks when you need to pee though

I get it everyday. Sigh

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My girlfriend always thinks it means i want sex first thing every morning.

Sometimes she's right though... ;-)

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh that's hilarious. I feel sorry for the guy :p

just lean forward and rest your head on the wall behind the toilette then just piss straight down... thats the only way it works for me

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that's why girls enjoy the morning sex. the dick is at its best condition in the morning