how to ask a waitress for her number ?????

[gangbangjoe]

in an gentleman-like way ?

[MandyBlake]

i have a question for you.
i feel a little strange asking it but i think you're very pretty so here it goes...
would you like to get a cup of coffee with me someday?

and then go from there.

[sonofsam]

"How youuuuuuuuu doinnnnnnnnnn"

[mrthumbs]

steal her phone!

[After Shock Media]

Leave something behind with your number on it. Something that should be returned to its owner of course. Then just make sure that number has caller id.

[Hooligan]

A true gentleman will use grace and dignity to lure the fair woman into his waiting arms.

Tell her you think she has a fuck-mouth and you want a blow job. If she wavers, tell her you think you have a diamond lodged in your prostate.

[SleazyDream]

when she asks if she can get you anythying - say yes - her phone #

[Fresh]

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i have a question for you.
i feel a little strange asking it but i think you're very pretty so here it goes...
would you like to get a cup of coffee with me someday?

and then go from there.

good advice


or you can try "can i have the check with your number on the back please??"







ps- j/k, dont try that

[gangbangjoe]

ooooookay
thanks for the advices...
gonna go back tomorrow and try

[After Shock Media]

Actually I used to like to strike out big.

There was a waitress I once was smitten for or at least wanted to test out her pink bits err I regress. Well I went and got a very nice boquet of roses in a vase I filled out the card with her name and my number in it and then went back to the resturant and made sure I was seated in her area. I sat the flowers on the table and placed my order. She was curious about the flowers and we chatted a bit. I told her they were for a girl I was thinking of asking out but was nervous about how to approach her and so forth. She gave words of encouragement and said how lucky the lady would be and so forth. I finished my coffee and pie and left the money plus the flowers with the card proped up on it.

She called back. I did strike out (oh well). She was engaged.

[sonofsam]

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

when she asks if she can get you anythying - say yes - her phone #

stop watching romantic comedies

[SilentKnight]

My buddy always used to ask, "If I let you take me home...can I sleep in your bathtub?"

It only usually worked on waitresses that had no worry of Mensa pestering them.

[polish_aristocrat]

write your phone number on a $100 bill

[gangbangjoe]

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

write your phone number on a $100 bill

sorry i only have 500euro bills in my purse

[FilthyRob]

Just say, hi, I really like your dress. The only way it could look better is on my floor.

[polish_aristocrat]

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

sorry i only have 500euro bills in my purse

so just tell her your GFY postcount...

[RayBonga]

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

sorry i only have 500euro bills in my purse

Well, dropping the purse might be a good first step.

How about a wallet?

[Young]

Leave her a tip. Make sure to thank her "thank you very much, have a good night". Flash her a smile.

Leave your number on YOUR copy of the reciept. If she is even remotely interested she'll either send you a text message or give you a call.

Yes....I am a God when it comes to women.

[madawgz]

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

when she asks if she can get you anythying - say yes - her phone #

i like that one

[Kevin - The PNN]

Just ask - don't be a pussy.

[eddie-executive]

I had that problem last week I liked the waitress but didnt know what to do. I left a tip on the table and walked up to her personally and handed her more and said u did a nice job that was it I left. I was so nervous u could kinda hear it in my voice

[davethetruth]

In LA all you do is get a bunch of headshots and go to the resturant and spread them all out on the table. Then you ask the waitress who she thinks would be the best for the part of a sexy vixen, and you won't need to ask.

She'll be naked in your bed that night. ;)

[aico]

"If I wanted to call you to ask you out for a date, what number would I call?"

[eddie-executive]

How about " hi your doing a fine job serving me would u like to go out sometime so i can cater to you?"

[RhiannonAPM]

Just ask her, honesty is always the best policy when asking a woman for her number. Just dont say something like "Can i have your number cause i think your ass is fine and want to hit it from behind" I dont think that will get her number, maybe a little laugh.

[datawookiee]

just ask like a normal person. that usualy works well with normal people.
she might not be amoung the normal 10% though.

[Elle Sommers]

I've been a waitress for over 5 years now and when guys say something cheesy/trying to be funny it NEVER works. You may want to write this down...

If you want to get the girls number you have to make her think about you after her shift. You've obviously been in there before, and hopefully had at least one decent 3 minute convo with her. If she seems interested, give it a few days and go back in.. (best to go at the beginning of the restaurant's "rush" period, if you go at the end she'll just be trying to get out of there.) Point her out to the hostess and ask what the waitresses name is (even if you already know it.. makes you look curious, not like you've been daydreaming about her for a week) and ask to sit in her section. Hopefully she'll recognize you, and if not say something about how the wings/pizza/lasagne couldn't keep you away! Whatever you do, don't try and keep her there talking to you for more than 3-4 minutes. Even if you want to! Always say something like, "Oh I don't want to keep you from your other tables." Then, if you're getting good vibes from her, just say something along the lines of, "I'd love to talk to you more, you seem really sweet/funny/smart/etc. Would you mind giving me your phone number so we can meet up sometime?" If you truly sound genuine, chances are she'll give you her number. Or you could say something like, "What restaurant do you go to when you're not working? I'd love to treat you to dinner sometime."

[Mr.Right - Banned For Life]

Give her your business card with your bill.

[Herb Kornfield]

Listen to a lot of Marvin Gaye before you go there next time, this way you'll be silky smooth when you ask if she wanna go bumpin uglies with ya sometime.

[Double L]

Dont leave a massive tip with your number on it and leave. She isnt a whore on sale so don't insult her like one.

Likely she has a boyfriend (harsh reality) and its easy to confuse her being nice with wanting to date you. I would aim for something thats not too awkward for either of you.

When you leave, pay and let her know you'd like to go have a cup of coffee or a drink sometime if she's interested and if she is you gave your number with your bill. Dont put her on the spot with a yes or no... Just let her know you're interested and she may call.

Just my 2 cents. Good luck! Don't be a pussy and just ask.

[Scott McD]

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so just tell her your GFY postcount...

That should work...

[Lee]

Watch As Good As It Gets.

[Screaming]

Hey, can I get your number?

[bdld]

take your cock out and ask for more butter

[Babagirls]

"wanna fuck sometime?"
always worked for me.

[Rice_Master]

Originally Posted by sonofsam

stop watching romantic comedies

hahah what a pimp, very original though.

[BobG]

say something that you're sure that none of the last 100 guys who have asked her out on the job have said.

[Skillz Unlimited]

Ask her if she wants to get a pizza and fuck. When she get's that surprised look on her face you then say, what you dont like pizza?!?!

JK - we use to use that in high school tho

Confidence is first. Dont seem afraid or shy. Women love a confident man. be funny but not corny. Crack some type of joke that will make her smile and realize that you are cool. Make it seem like you want her number but you're totally ok if she says no. Women can sense when you're desperate. And like everyone else said, sit in her section, talk to her for a few minutes but not to long because you dont want to seem like a pest. Give her a line like "I would like to treat you to dinner, let someone serve you for a change". Women like that type of stuff and you never know.

You could always say "I'd like to kidnap you and take advantage of you". That ACTUALLY works on the right type of chic (i've successfully pulled it off). Some will say "oh yea, take advantage of me like how?" then you go into how you would do it or you tell her it's better if you show her. This approach is only for those with elevated game of course. I would not suggest you try it until you learn how to pull a chic simply on eye contact.

[adonthenet]

awesome thread! i like it

[Jennyfer]

Originally Posted by Elle Sommers

I've been a waitress for over 5 years now and when guys say something cheesy/trying to be funny it NEVER works. You may want to write this down...

If you want to get the girls number you have to make her think about you after her shift. You've obviously been in there before, and hopefully had at least one decent 3 minute convo with her. If she seems interested, give it a few days and go back in.. (best to go at the beginning of the restaurant's "rush" period, if you go at the end she'll just be trying to get out of there.) Point her out to the hostess and ask what the waitresses name is (even if you already know it.. makes you look curious, not like you've been daydreaming about her for a week) and ask to sit in her section. Hopefully she'll recognize you, and if not say something about how the wings/pizza/lasagne couldn't keep you away! Whatever you do, don't try and keep her there talking to you for more than 3-4 minutes. Even if you want to! Always say something like, "Oh I don't want to keep you from your other tables." Then, if you're getting good vibes from her, just say something along the lines of, "I'd love to talk to you more, you seem really sweet/funny/smart/etc. Would you mind giving me your phone number so we can meet up sometime?" If you truly sound genuine, chances are she'll give you her number. Or you could say something like, "What restaurant do you go to when you're not working? I'd love to treat you to dinner sometime."

Good advice!

[chshkt]

just be you :P

[HollywoodChris]

Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?


What, No? how bout them digits...









Dont try this either...

[Elle Sommers]

Originally Posted by IwantU_Jennyfer

Good advice!

Thank you ;)

[i-Affiliate_com]

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

in an gentleman-like way ?

This is your chance to get out of waiting tables for the rest of your life!

[The Sultan Of Smut]

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

so just tell her your GFY postcount...

[chadglni]

Originally Posted by Skillz Unlimited

Ask her if she wants to get a pizza and fuck. When she get's that surprised look on her face you then say, what you dont like pizza?!?!

JK - we use to use that in high school tho

Confidence is first. Dont seem afraid or shy. Women love a confident man. be funny but not corny. Crack some type of joke that will make her smile and realize that you are cool. Make it seem like you want her number but you're totally ok if she says no. Women can sense when you're desperate. And like everyone else said, sit in her section, talk to her for a few minutes but not to long because you dont want to seem like a pest. Give her a line like "I would like to treat you to dinner, let someone serve you for a change". Women like that type of stuff and you never know.

You could always say "I'd like to kidnap you and take advantage of you". That ACTUALLY works on the right type of chic (i've successfully pulled it off). Some will say "oh yea, take advantage of me like how?" then you go into how you would do it or you tell her it's better if you show her. This approach is only for those with elevated game of course. I would not suggest you try it until you learn how to pull a chic simply on eye contact.

Elevated game, you guys crack me up. Pulling chicks is one of the easiest things in the world considering they are looking to be pulled. Then you get some wigger who thinks he has mad game because he fucks around all the time so he is always with someone else. Guess what skippy, you arent' fuckin special. Women date men and like to fuck as well!

[sickkittens]

Ask another waiter/waitress if she's single. The word will get to her and she'll pass on if she's interested or not. If she is, she'll probably get your attention.

[reynold]

tell her that you're a webmaster and you can turn her into a star

[Deraj]

Me: How much do YOU cost ?
Her: Excuse me ?
Me: What is it gonna take to get that skirt off of you ?
Her: An act of GOD ! *SMACK*

Thats why I don't give advice

[Downtime]

just ask her lol, it's not that hard; there's no right way. go up to her, introduce yourself, smile, ask her her name, and then ask her out. done.