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Old 04-17-2006, 08:38 PM   #1
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Terrorists Have Kidnapped Bush!!!!
so a guy is sitting in stand still traffic on his way to work and all of a sudden a man knocks on his window
the guy rolls down his window and asks the man whats going on
the man says terrorists have kidnapped G W Bush and are demanding a $10,000,000 ransom or else they'll douse him in gas and torch him on on al jizzzeera
the guy asks how much he's collected so far
the man replies "ohh about 10 gallons and 15 books of matches"
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:43 PM   #2
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didn't laugh, sorry
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Old 04-17-2006, 08:53 PM   #3
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didn't laugh, sorry
you suck
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Old 04-17-2006, 09:06 PM   #4
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didn't laugh, sorry

Shit, your stiff ....

Go listen to Denis Miller, I am sure you laugh at his jokes ...
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Old 04-18-2006, 05:48 AM   #5
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That's so wrong...funny...but sooo wrong!
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Old 04-18-2006, 06:53 AM   #6
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People would pay the $10 mil for terrorists to burn him, never mind send him back.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:03 AM   #7
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lol......
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:05 AM   #8
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hehe, made me laugh atleast
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:06 AM   #9
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That was pretty original and unpredictable.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:06 AM   #10
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because you are a tard.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:08 AM   #11
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i didnt laugh, but nice try.
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Old 04-18-2006, 07:16 AM   #12
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I thought it was fairly funny, but then all bush jokes are fairly funny
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:35 AM   #13
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finally :-)
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:38 AM   #14
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ehhehehe....
quite funny
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:21 AM   #15
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOld joke.


but
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:37 AM   #16
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Nice!!! Add another gallon and box of matches to that.
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:06 AM   #17
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I laughed :D
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Old 04-18-2006, 10:10 AM   #18
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That's so wrong...funny...but sooo wrong!
You mean .. that was so right!!!

Fuck Bush and I'm not just talking about sex.
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Old 04-18-2006, 12:35 PM   #19
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haha.. good one!
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:45 PM   #20
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I hope that season 4 of 24 happens to Dubya
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Old 04-18-2006, 08:50 PM   #21
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I thought it was fairly funny, but then all bush jokes are fairly funny
They practically write themselves
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:01 PM   #22
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Old 04-18-2006, 09:02 PM   #23
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Haha, thats a ransom I would not pay.
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